There is a guy at my university hitting on me. Trips choose how I deal with it. (I'm male)

There is a guy at my university hitting on me. Trips choose how I deal with it. (I'm male)

flatten three tires on his car bc insurance only pays if all four are flat

Become his little twink, you know you want to

Tell him you only fuck traps

Convince him your a big chaser and he isn't your type

^

Hit him back like the alpha male you are

gas him

SO FUCKING CLOSE

Let him buttfuck you

Tell him to fuck off

Ask if he has feminine benis

Challenge him to a match of Mortal Combat, with him cosplaying as Kung Jin and you as any other male character.

castration!

eat his ass

>Trips

Roll threads = op is a fag

Ask him to deepthroat a banana for you (hand him a banana) and look dissapointed and say no secks

Tell him about a girl you used to date (make one up if necessary) next time he hits on you.

Lickle on his dickle

suck his dick, you are op after all.

Miss me with that fufu lame shit

Ask him to meet you in some secluded area, show up in a French maid costume and then be the biggest slut to walk the Earth.

ah shiet

Let him stick it in your pooper.

Ask him his thoughts on underground lizard people

Ask for a threeway with his mom

Fuck him

tell him that you want him to cum in your butt

oh my god i did it

FUCKIN WINRAR

checked

kek

neato

OP your fate has been sealed

this

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The only way to keep fags in check is to suck their cocks and get pounded in the ass. Friends close, enemies closer.

Le ebin repeating numerals xddd

simply inform him you respect his choices but don't roll that way.

say you will suck his cock for $20

Include me in the screenshot