There is a guy at my university hitting on me. Trips choose how I deal with it. (I'm male)
There is a guy at my university hitting on me. Trips choose how I deal with it. (I'm male)
flatten three tires on his car bc insurance only pays if all four are flat
Become his little twink, you know you want to
Tell him you only fuck traps
Convince him your a big chaser and he isn't your type
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Hit him back like the alpha male you are
gas him
SO FUCKING CLOSE
Let him buttfuck you
Tell him to fuck off
Ask if he has feminine benis
Challenge him to a match of Mortal Combat, with him cosplaying as Kung Jin and you as any other male character.
castration!
eat his ass
>Trips
Roll threads = op is a fag
Ask him to deepthroat a banana for you (hand him a banana) and look dissapointed and say no secks
Tell him about a girl you used to date (make one up if necessary) next time he hits on you.
Lickle on his dickle
suck his dick, you are op after all.
Miss me with that fufu lame shit
Ask him to meet you in some secluded area, show up in a French maid costume and then be the biggest slut to walk the Earth.
ah shiet
Let him stick it in your pooper.
Ask him his thoughts on underground lizard people
Ask for a threeway with his mom
Fuck him
tell him that you want him to cum in your butt
oh my god i did it
FUCKIN WINRAR
checked
kek
neato
OP your fate has been sealed
this
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The only way to keep fags in check is to suck their cocks and get pounded in the ass. Friends close, enemies closer.
Le ebin repeating numerals xddd
simply inform him you respect his choices but don't roll that way.
say you will suck his cock for $20
Include me in the screenshot