Drop your friendzone stories here. How bad has it gotten user?

Drop your friendzone stories here. How bad has it gotten user?

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>liked a girl
>talked to her like a friend
>didn't flirt or make it known that I liked her
>Friendzoned

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I got out of the friendzone by saying I wanted to marry her. It worked kek

Friendzone doesn't exist, OP. Just beta males.

who else here is /beta/

I liked a girl on the internet who was 3 or 4 years older when i was 16-17, beta orbited her hard. Never again.

>be me
>be 15-16
>be slightly autistic and not old enough to >realize how shit works
>get friendzoned by chick i was stupid for like >2-3 years
>be me 18
>tell her fuck off
>never spoke to her again
>i ended up gettin a blowy from a 14 yr old chick i knew awhile after but since then nothing
>20 now

>lost opportunity of a life time

she is a bitch m8, really happy it didnt work out and the 14 yr old was nice i am different now, like i was moving pretty asbo back then and now im cool and not that immature and wanna chick but it doesnt happen because i dont care enough nowadays even tho people say itll happen when you dont care, kek

>last night
>out with friend, a smoking 9/10 (imo)
>she knows I'm a virgin
>we go to popular club
>we dance together, she laughs at how awkward I am
>she shows me how to dance and I thought it was getting somewhere
>really slutty dancing against my dick and we gazed into each other's eyes for a few different 10 second intervals whilst dancing
>we stop after a while
>she dances basically on her own the rest of the night
>we go get food
>she calls her ex for a pickup while she knows I hate him
>"why are you going to his house?"
>"I need sex, you should go before he gets here"
>"no I'll wait with you"
>"no just go"
>he picks her up, takes her home and fucks her while I walk home and jerk off
this has happened twice now. I want to tell her how I feel but I know she already knows but teases me anyway.

She's going on holiday with him on Monday and will get back with him over the week.

I've decided if they get back together I will kill myself.

Stop hanging out with her. Find a girlfriend

I'm too weak. I can post some pics of her if you want?

i would've clapped that bitch for making me look that beta, how old is you, older than 18 and thats not acceptable, find some balls and tell her fuck off

yes please

Why not just kill the both of them and then (optionally) kill yourself?

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Kek

>tried to be friends with chick for several years
>caught feelings
>she knew, and didn't care
>would always dump her shit on me
> would ask me for advice, then do the opposite, and wondered why her life is such drama
>finally had enough of being her dumping grounds, and told her to fuck off
>off she fucked
>life is significantly better now that I don't have to deal with her bullshit

Oh my fucking God you fucking betas shitbags. It's your fault for allowing women to step on you fucking cuntbags.

I'm 20 she's 22. I can't tell her to fuck off because it'll make it look obvious that I was only trying to get with her for sex/a relationship. and she needs someone there. I know all of her friends and they all use her for drinks, dances, and just having her around etc. so I feel I need to be there for her, plus she has a history of poor mental health, decision making, and drunkenness - all of which I've tried to play upon to get her to make better decisions, but she doesn't want to take advice from a kissless virgin loser.
pic related

>why wait

>Be at mall with sexy goddess who friendzoned me
>She takes me into Victoria's Secret to help her pick out panties for her boyfriend to enjoy

I have reached friendzone levels few can compete with. Some of it should really be classified as cuck stuff. This is just the small tip of a friendzone iceburg

Lol what the fuck. I'm pretty sure you're actually going to get a few of these animo gags to actually kill themselves.

>wow so edgy telling people to kill themselves in a thread full people sharing emotional stories and opinions
fuck off and die yourself you waste of oxygen

girl i love sent me a pic on snapchat of some guys cum all over her jeans

>Some of it should really be classified as cuck stuff
You wish. I bet she's wouldn't even dream of letting you see her naked, let alone her having sex with her bf.

rape her and dispose of the body

see now if you completely disallow it you end up getting no bitches unfortunately
bruv, she fucking told you shes going to fuck another guy after going clubbing with you, shes literally using you, let her fuck her life up and learn the hard way like the rest of us

One time another girl kept me in the friendzone just to tease and torment me while she fucked tons of guys. She did actually send me vid of her getting fucked in the ass. I jerked of to it wearing a VR headset.

in what way is hanging out with a girl to get in a relationship a bad thing?

Is that not what you're trying to do?

>be 19
>night out
>get home pretty fucking badly drunk
>ask sister for oral sex
>repeatedly
>get nowhere
>go to bed, beat off, wake up with belly covered in dried jizz

FML

Lol nice, can you share the pic? I received one once of my friendzone goddess' ass covered in cum with her stockings pulled back. Sad to say I deleted it to forget about her when it turned sour

>Just your average day in Alabama

>be me
>working as usual but met this girl
>she was a temp at my job
>talked to her everyday and laughed together
>I was falling for her
>the fall came she went back to school
>felt like I didn't do enough asking her out or something or at least took her number

>so when she texted me one day
>she said she remembered I said something about getting a new table
>she told me to come over and look because she had one for sale
>I got thrilled like putting on some nice clothes
>I was thinking this is a date user
>went over and she like chatted to me for a while and showed me the table, I got so stunned by her and everything so I bought the fucking table I didn't even want felt like such a fool

>Well the story isn't quite finished I asked her out a week after on snapchat, but all she said "no sorry".

Now I feel so pathetic talking to girls since I'm not sure if I'm reading into more what people actually mean.

I haven't gotten laid now for some time I think I got messed up what do Sup Forums

unfortunately as I said, I cannot just leave her. She is cousins with one of my best friends, so I will most certainly see her again, if I tell her to fuck off there will be an air of awkwardness

yes, that is what I am trying to do, but getting nowhere, I'm saying I didn't (and don't) want to make it too obvious because it makes me look desperate and will enable her to walk all over me, although I am pretty sure I already have done this. I fucking hate my loveless lonely life.

> it'll make it look obvious that I was only trying to get with her for sex/a relationship.
>I know all of her friends and they all use her for drinks, dances, and just having her around etc.

and you're just using her for the slim (extremely slim) chance she might fuck you on accident while drunk. Pathetic piece of shit.

Grow a pair and be your own person. A) She might notice you once you stop orbiting, or B) you might attract someone who isnt a roastie

not really, she didn't say yes

>Grow a pair and be your own person
I don't know how to date independently. I'm terrible at it.

Sup Forumsro, just level with her. If she doesn't respect you, then she's just going to continue to pull on you.

Seriously. Be honest. Tell her how you feel, and have been feeling about her doing related shit.

If she doesn't appreciate the honesty, then she's not worth your time, Sup Forumsro.

...

What do you do for work/school? Interests? Lay off on the Sup Forums for a bit and meet people in the real world. Without the intention of just sticking your dick in them.

I had an intense addiction to WoW when I was 14-19. After a month of no computer and working out lightly I lost my virginity, without really thinking about it.

Unironically got sissified by this one girl I knew.

>Be me, friendzoned beta
>Kind of got off on her constant bullshit
>"People think you're my boyfriend, but you're just my bitch hehehe."
>She once literally said this

I go over to her house one day and I let her put me in a dress and makeup for her and her hot friend to take pictures and laugh. Hottest part is she told me later she knew I got off on it.

Alternative share stories about fucking a girl and cucking her orbtiers

Touche

Where did you get that image?

This old tumblr account that makes friendzone fetish beta male captions. He's called trashdonut if memory serves me

thanks for the advice. I will try this tomorrow.
I started serious full time work about 6 months ago and never looked back at 4c, started talking to all the girls at the place that I worked that I came in contact with, made a real connection with only 1. I'm not a weeb, but she was, and I partially knew about it so BSed my way through. I only spoke to her about 3-4 times, and said hi in passing every time I saw her (a couple times she stopped to speak) but I never got the nerve to ask her out. eventually I quit that job for a higher paying one with better times and closer to where I live. I regret it now, I would go back to work there just to speak to that girl again. feelsbadman

>trashdonut
Thanks, reverse image search was getting me nowhere

What other ways did she pseudo-cuck you?

Sounds fucking ideal. A real keeper.

Wake up bozo.

No problem my dude. Best of luck.

If you do this over text (I'd recommend you talk to her), screenshot it, should be cool watching a bitch crash and burn.

anyway I could post them so that you saw? I could just make a new thread at around 10PM BST tomorrow if you're interested

hell yes, do it!

okay I will. looks out for me bud ;)

Idk if this counts as friend zone
But this one girl who moved away sends me soft core photos of herself so I can jerk off to it since I can't get any girls

She told me in intimate detail about all the amazing sex her and her hot alpha bf were having. They tried all sorts of fun roleplay and honestly I think he has experienced things I will live and die without ever experiencing. And with the girl I loved no less. They also had a lot of kinky threeways in which they sucked his cock at the same time.

>"Hehehe user he has two girlfriends and you can't even get one hehehe"

She legitimately asked me about all my fetishes just so she could act them all out with him and tease me about it. She likely got off to cucking her beta.

Oh shit I have a good story

I'm totally fucking obsessed with my female boss. She's 23 I'm 21. I'm totally in love with this bitch. She's a huge cocktease towards me. Touching me/bending over and showing off her thong. Has a fairly beta ass boyfriend and all day at work she fake talks to other guys behind his back.

In all seriousness she is a mental case.. but I just can't get over it. I want to fuck her brains out. What are some realistic things I can do to tease her to bring it up a notch?

I made it out
well, she betrayed me in a harsh way and all of our mutual friends told her to go fuck herself.
since then i am free of the curse

this is making me mad. tell her how you feel and leave her. grow a spine you fucking jellyfish. what the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm really in deep with this shit too by the way.. Like where we work is a pretty shitty place but I'm there because of HER, I could be getting more free time but I went up to 40 hours. Need advice. It's basically a fuck her or die trying situation

She thinks you're gay, user.

>being close friends with women

i would never subject myself to that

My friend zone is a hot lesbian in a relationship but she's always rubbing her tits against me all the time and it's driving me crazy

Did she rim him or do any other degrading stuff? It would kill me if my waifu did that to a superior man when I haven't even kissed her

We later got into a relationship and eventually it went to shit (Unsurprisingly.) I was literally a cuck. Eventually one night she left me and I told her she was gonna end up like her prostitute addict mom and all this other shit.
I've tried to move on from these destructive urges I have to latch onto abusive women.

What were your fetishes?

She likely did a lot of degrading stuff during the rape fantasies she lived out with him. She did tell me the other hot girl he got to fuck in their 3ways did tons of degrading shit. Apparently my oneitis would push dry dildos into her and scratch her to make her bleed while her alpha fucked my oneitis' ass

You lived my fap fantasy user, I always jerked to the thought of her getting creampied by her boyfriend while calling him daddy.

Dude, this.
Be alpha, find a female with good looks and drop that whore.

>I've tried to move on
It doesn't sound like it user.
how could you even be attracted to someone who literally treats you as lower than any person could be treated? She steps on your heart because she doesn't care about you.

either tell her she's a disgusting cunt with serious mental issues and should see someone, or just fucking dump her - flat out ignore her. you don't need her to be happy, quite the opposite actually.

Nah man. If she knows you like her and is friend zoning you anyways, then she is being a cunt. Would you do that to someone you wouldn't fuck?

Pic(s)?

Just say she led you on. You're free from there. Seriously she;s a slut who just cares about cock. Find someone better dude.

Femdom worship stuff. Anal
She let him fuck her feet and cum on the other girl's ass. that was a real blow to my confidence.

Be agressive, start the touching yourself sometimes, these horny sluts would kill for their beta boyfriends to take the first move for once.

She started ignoring me long ago my friend, I am trying to turn the corner on this kind of thing now

This whole thread is hilarious.

I have never experienced this friendzone shit so listening to you mother fuckers it sounds obvious as fuck that these females are using you.

At what point does it take for people of this mental capacity to move on to better things?

All I am reading is pure craziness.

Unfortunately I never saw her fuck another guy in person, but I had fantasy faps for days. So much so that fapping isn't the same now that she's not around to degrade me

Any stories she shared about him creampieing her? That's muh fetish.

but I want her on my cock!

I sort of have a plan anyway. she told me she got given ecstacy at reading festival, but it turned out to be viagra and she started humping and trying to fuck everything in site.

I will slip some viagra into her drink one night when we're having a sesh and see what happens. Worst thing = fucks someone else as she would have done anyway. best thing = she fucks me.

She's out of my life at the moment and has been for a while. But I still have self-destructive urges

>trying

There is no try, there is only do.

Do some sit ups and push ups every day, don't eat dairy products so you can keep your face clear and find a bitch worth fucking that want's to see your cock too.

>the sounds of desperation

This is weird.

damn you're right.. it's just that we're at work (although it's fairly casual so maybe not such a big deal) so I have to keep that in mind.. what could I do/say?

Hmmmm. I don't think I ever asked about that because it isn't my personal fetish. There was one time we were sitting together all happy and idyllic and shit and she says to me

>"user my stomach hurts"
>"why does it hurt Stacy?"
>"Because Chad shot his cum straight up my ass and it's still in there"

I shit you not she said this

LOL, do not commit sexual harassment at work dude.

I know right?

I mean, I've gone for it and been "Friendzoned", maybe i missed my chance, they dont like me that way, etc.

But once I've known its not gonna happen, fuck them, dont look like a little bitch, go out and fuck other women and make it known that you dont need them.

Nothing wrong with not getting the pussy, its standing around the pussy you'll never get is the problem these guys have.

I know it's desperation.

I don't care if you think it's weird, I'll probably end up killing myself because sex isn't a substitute for a gf.

Pussy doesn't belong on pedestal, stop putting it up there betas.

There's all kinds of females out that like the thing you have going on. No need to hang with cum dumpsters.

True user, I have a clear face, and I should likely start doing pushups each day again. Believe it or not I am pretty good looking, but I just have this terrible inclination to do stupid shit for these bitches. Maybe it's because society and mom raised me beta. I don't know. I have manned up a lot over the last year though user

Guys help what should i do im talking to this girl right now weve known each other for a while now. How do i make sure not to be in the friend zone
t. Autistic 20 year old

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Every man has it in them, confidence is key.

The skinniest little bitch can bang out 10/10s all day with confidence. If you're good looking there's no reason you aren't pulling pussy left and right besides your own insecurities.

If a female says no, you move on to the next one. There is a large percentage of women that will give almost all men a chance.

look fucko she sexually harasses me and she's the boss LMFAO so what is it. also I wouldn't go to that extreme

liked a girl, asked her out, she friendzoned me, moved on

Sounds like you need to record this shit and go to HR. Stop being a fucking pussy, you make me sick. I hope your death is painful and slow.

How does one make sure not to entdr the horrible friendzone?

Don't a beta man

Rape and kill her. For bonus points, eat the corpse

The fuck is that supposed to mean. Like seriously people online thfow this word around so much you cant tell wtf a beta is since everyone is a so calldd 'beta cuck' noawdays.