Tell me the last time you touched a woman

Tell me the last time you touched a woman.

sexually? 2001
any kind? last weekend

About an hour ago

30 minutes ago. Going in for seconds

What's this women you spek of?

non sexually- literally idk like over couple months at least
sexually- probably about a year and a half back
20

Does my mom count? Today

Does your mom count? Yesterday

sexually, I guess it's been a couple weeks. TBH I'm a little frustrated with my wife and have been masturbating more.

In a sexual manner or at all?
Technically speaking the last time I touched a woman is yesterday when I tapped my friend on the shoulder to get her attention

>be me
>go stay with parents over weekend
>sleeping on sofa because kid sister has my old room now
>when I'm getting in the car to leave
>she gives me a hug
>says bye, I love you, I miss you
>I can feel her little titty buds pressing into my chest
>realize it's the only time a female has hugged me all year
>all the way home I can feel on my chest where her titty buds were
>probably going to end up thinking about them when I beat off
>fuck my life

I slept with two different chicks yesterday.

But i'm cheating on all three of them with all three of them, and I hate myself.

nobody has time to actually date 3 different girls, so you're obviously not in a relationship. It's not cheating

2008. I had to pay for it.

we all pay for it in one way or another, no way around it

Thanks man, I needed that.

awww c'mon dude, why the fuck do you have the ruin a such genuine moment with your little sister.

Grow a fucking pair and go talk to girls your age you pathetic loser.

Haven't had sex in about 7-8 months. I'm a bit ashamed of my last time as well as it was with an ex. Thought we'd still be talking after but we ducked and never hung out again.

Go get laid, it literally takes two hours mate.

never did, never will.

last night
i fuck my girlfriend while she tries to sleep at least 3 times a night

This morning

My past life.

>tfw I've been here too long to be weirded out by people like this nigga

Easier said than done. Not in an ideal area for hookups

Mine was at a nevada brothel.

Last week.
I consider myself a 6/10 and can only get bonus points cause I'm 6'4
Grinded with 2 girls took one home and made passionate love to her.
She told me in the morning she was only looking for release and not a bf.
Oh well, she was a cute girl

Where the fuck do you think we are?

He's probably not aware of the Sup Forumseta Sup Forumsrothers organisation. wtf? We can't just "Have a gf" or "have friends"

Yesterday.

sexually? Last week
non-sexually? Last week

sexually? like 5 years ago.
any kind, prop 5 years

last night, no tendies, punched mom straight in the throat

August 2016

2008.

Wrong.

2 Weeks ago I hoverhand-touched a girl on a picture

A few minutes ago.

Same here user. No hope for the future getting any better for me either.