/heem/: david teymur edition

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC 209 media day faceoffs
youtube.com/watch?v=BvVdWChdAYE

>Struve says he won't be fighting Ngannou
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/stefan-struve-says-pump-the-brakes-on-report-of-him-fighting-francis-ngannou-in-sweden

>Kawajiri to fight Anthony Birchak in RIZIN
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/837491584975400961

>Fights scratched from Bellator 174
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/kendall-grove-mike-rhodes-joe-taimanglo-steve-garcia-scratched-from-bellator-174

Other urls found in this thread:

mmafighting.com/2017/3/3/14799020/myles-jury-vs-mike-de-la-torre-set-for-ufc-210
youtube.com/watch?v=-fjLJELxp1o
youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8
strawpoll.me/12452991
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

platinum bless

bless

there is no god but allah

we back boys

Woodley vs Thompson
Nurmagomedov vs Furguson
Evans vs Kelly
Vannata vs Teymur
Hunt vs Overeem

B T F O
T
F
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>tfw 5'4, 120 lbs

Can someone here be heemed by me? Please say yes, I need the moral boost

are you a grill
are there any grills on here, i'm actually curious

Woodley
El Cucuy
Evans
Banana
Hunto

Woodley wins - BLACKED
Wonderboy wins - BLEACHED
Khabib wins - ALLAHU AKBAR
Ferguson wins - KEKUYED
Rashad wins - BLACKED
Kelly wins - BLEACHED
Lando wins - GROOVED
Teymur wins - ???
Overeem wins - REEMED
Hunt wins - DELETED

>when you realise sperg op webm sperg and prediction sperg are the same person

spergOP and "webm sperg" are both me
i am not predictionfriend, tho

You can heem my butthole, if you like.

I'm 6' 230lbs tho.

anyone else nervous for wonderboy

are you cute?

>every fight on the card is going to decision

Calling it now.

>Teymur wins

UNDERWEARED

or smth like this

nah, i do predictions now, webms during events, most of the transparent shops, random fight and social media webms, and most fightfu stuff but im not the OP guy

>Rashad is favorite

kek, he looks like a skeleton, his weight cut is killing him

here lad

lads i have to know now
are there any females here

ENRICHED OR UNDERWEARED

____ED posts are inherently cringy, tho

ENRICHED

pls be my trap gf

Hey sorry it took me so long to find this, I was busy and then i noticed your reply in the last thread

OP! Your efforts are appreciated,the format is lovely,the news is up to date, for goodness sake lets have some cake

I very much appreciate all that you do for us. I try to lighten the load by scavenging pre-made webms for people, or making what low quality ones i can

Two seconds in, Ferguson was clearly rocked and became a panic wrestler.

source? he looks good desu senpai

...

what a shitty heem

less than 48 bongs until wondermeme feasts on his prey

DC a cute

I'll buy you pretty things to wear

Are we pretending again, Jon?

kek nice

yesterdays embedded

whos that bigg guy beside him

HOW MANY BONGS TILL GSP

>Panic
>Imanari roll
Real life isn't literally dark souls bruh

I'm a boy (male), please take me seriously. I can't be a real man if I don't defeat anyone in a fight.

mmafighting.com/2017/3/3/14799020/myles-jury-vs-mike-de-la-torre-set-for-ufc-210

they cant be fucking serious with these match ups

Overeem is about to win a decision by landing a single strike then running the fuck away, how is this not DSirl?

The Chosen One
Ferguson
Kelly
Vannata
Overeem

If kicking a downed opponent was allowed then nobody would try this meme shit

>skeleton

Just bulk, and fight FLW

we will cheer you on in jungle fights on fight pass.

"I wish they would let me over there so I could succ your fucking dick Jon."

"You know I would literally kill you if you did some stupid shit like that right?"

"How you gonna kill me if I'm succin your dick jon?"

looks like Holly with brown skin

>Hey Lando, if we fought twice you'd win this many times

on a scale of 1-10 how excited are you for khabib v tony

I think I'm almost excited as I was for mcgregor aldo

that can't believe he isn't cut versus destined to be cut if he loses again.

What does that strategy have to do with Dark Souls? Is there a boss fight in the Souls games that you can win by judges decision?

youtube.com/watch?v=-fjLJELxp1o
>giving your leg to a leg lock specialist is a good idea probably

>Hey Lando, if you don't knock me out you'll win this many rounds at least

are you cute or not! answer me!

rooting for canny del taco just because jury is my antiboy

i will fite u but if u lose u have to give me the succ

Over a sufficiently long time span Hunt will gas, fall over, and Reem can kick his face off.

I really don't like Jury either, and this is a squash match for him. If De La Torre wins a cheeky split here that would be delightful

Woodley
Khabib
Rashad
Lando
Overeem

tony is going to heem khabib so hard he'll find jesus

10. It's such a high profile fight that can go either way. I'm too nervous to even bet on it

In my head it seemed like a good idea. I thought you could just kick someones head when they roll in. I guess I'm completely wrong. Thanks Aus, that video was dope too

>hunt knocks out overeem
>hunts tests positive

...

so you are saying that Hunt is Yorm the Giant and Reem just has to wait until he is between attack animations to wail away at him?

If McG vs Aldo was a ten than this is a 9, but only because the build up to the former was historic and spanwd new meme at every press conference, where as this is more of a slow burn of tension

tferg and twood are literally

FREE

MONEY

do you honestly enjoy being poor?

>I guess I'm completely wrong.

I mean, not completely, it's just such a low percentage move that I'd rather get the fuck out of the way than lose my ankle. I'm actually really excited for Hall's next fight.

>mfw

I prefer not to fight brown/black people, they have better genetics than me.

people on /soc/ say I am, but it's just their opinion. What does this have to do with anything?

O-ok, but only if you are not too big and don't train.

JUST CHECK BUZZ ALDRINS INSTAGRAM

Do huezilians actualy enjoy this filth?
>youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8

Why does Tony Fergunson look like he just walked off the set of some 2002 action movie

He seems so greasy

Wonderpedo
Kebab
Evans
Teymur
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

it's just cuz he is mexican

>"the queen is totally a lizard person bro"

strawpoll.me/12452991

will you answer the poll?

>Eddie, I love you buddeh, but if Earth is flat then I'll fight Yoel here and now.

>THEN HOW COME WHEN WE LOOK AT THE SKY ITS THE SAME STARS
>YOURE JUST BRAINWASHED

Wonder boy
Tony
Rashad
Vannata
REEM

I'll Heem ur boipussy, cutie

As much as he's a blatant cheating roider and a nig nog, Overeem somewhat seems like a class act and a fairly intelligent person.

I'm surprised you don't see more kicks to the body when guys do rolling shit. I remember thinking Ryan Hall looked wide open for them in his fight with Maynard, soccer kicks rule but I'm sure there are ways of dealing with Imanari rolls and so forth that we haven't seen yet.

see:

Is Edgy coaching anybody at MW?

/abc/

what snacks are you guys prepping for saturday?

I started my 48 hour fast at 8PM tonight for the fight

I'm gonna have pizza, wings, some bacon wrapped scallops, some fresh greens, tons of beer, weed (haven't smoked in 6 months) and im gonna get a hooker after the fight

its gonna be great

i hope I don't blackout

such a sikk kunt desu

She's losing, prepare your butthole.

sucks that shes gonna get shrekt by that mexican chick

>above all i would like to thank weed
>even above my mom who i just mentioned

why are stoners such faggots?

>and im gonna get a hooker after the fight
Have her come over and suck you off during.

f

It's lent, I'll be eating bread and water.

i can't i bet on the fights so i have to watch closely and take it all in

I want to eat her butthole.

>bet a cheeky tenner on a five fight parlay
>go have a threeway at an asian brothel if it comes up

I have yet to have sex, but eventually!

Struve shook af

struve be like

lol you'll get it eventually

for me if I win i go for a full hour but if i lose i can only afford a hh

ConorMcGooby vs Nieky Holzken

how does it go

this is one of the most ridiculous book prologues in human history.I would be ashamed if I had bought this shit