Ask a resident of the Florida Keys who decided to ride out the storm anything

Ask a resident of the Florida Keys who decided to ride out the storm anything

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Fuck that. I hope you'll be okay. I have no questions.

What is your home's elevation above sea level?

Do you think the industrial revolution was caused by a lack of wood?

why u no leave?
shits gonna be bad son

do you have a boat?

about 13 feet at the foundation. I live in a concrete two story house with hurricane proof windows. My second floor is about 20 feet above sea level.

Yeah. I intentionally sank it this morning.

I ain't scared. It's just a light breeze.

do you have a vehicle you could have used to flee?

Nigga you gonna die

Shit nigga you better get some sand bags. Katrina storm surge was 25 feet (worse than Irma). How far away are you from the coast?

Get all your good shit off the bottom floor and into the top floor.

I do. But the bridges are closed. The state is saying that it's too late to flee.

So you sunk your boat for a light breeze?

>Oh hur hur hur I'm so hard for staying.

Way to be a faggot more than ever OP.

This isn't my first rodeo, sparky.

Do you easily get blown away?

if the bridges are closed there shouldnt be much traffic, haul ass outta there Sup Forumsro

You should livestream the storm OP

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPWhoLbbhkQ

Timestamp or gtfo

>ever present demand for proof on a board dedicated to fiction

Looks like an average summer day in Skegness to me.

miami bro here.

What will you do when you fucking house gets full of water and your boat dissapears?

Harveyfag here. Gadspeed space monkey! Inlandfags don't get it.

Hey I know a girl that also stayed in the keys, too. Her family thinks that she is insane for riding out the storm.

I doubt the water will reach the second floor. Even if it does, I'll just sit in the water.

My house is hurricane proof. It will shield me from flying debris.

>taking your boat away from water
It's like you WANT to do it wrong

lol

>How far away are you from the coast?


You understand what the Florida keys are right?

Is there any reason you would stay besides thinking it won't be that bad?

Is your house nigga proof? As soon as that wind stops blowing they'll be out shopping, I mean looting.

Stay safe bro fuck man, glad you got your boat with you.

Exactly.....OP is a tard

You should probably die. I'll do it for you but everyone will be much happier if you DIY.

Kthx.

PS please actually do it.

I own a Ruger Sr40c.
>youtube.com/watch?v=fU9dIFMnKNQ

I'm not going to do it. How does that make you feel?

repeating digits
you realize the nigs have guns too, right? also they shoot back

One can only hope. If they don't have a gun, I'll have to bury the body.

My GF is leftist as fuck and made me get rid of my gun.

I hope that no nigger comes in looting when the storm stops, I guess I'll put some music out loud so they know I'm home.

>made me

kill yourself

"there is no take up".

I get it now. I finally get why people keep raving about this pistol.

Looters are looking for soft targets. A hard target shooting at them will cause them to flee. These aren't home invaders that do this for a living, these are opportunists (vultures) looking for an easy meal.

I'm in pembroke pines
I've recently gotten into researching about firearms to own. For niggers obviously. After a quick google search I'm still confused. What does there is no take up define too?

In layman's terms, it's how much you have to move the trigger before you feel resistance. The guy is saying that you don't have to move the trigger of the Ruger at all to feel resistance, hence no take up. Compared to most firearms, it means the Ruger has a really short trigger pull.

This is what take up looks like
>youtube.com/watch?v=WTtOkXfibmA

Someone is bothered.

What was abraham Lincolns dick size? In metric preferrably.

Demanding proof on this board is fucking newfag as hell.
An oldfag would just assume this is bait and smirk a little while bumping the thread anyways.

>hurricane proof windows remain suspended in the air while house blows away
>umbrella also untouched by storm

You're mad, aren't you, little buddy?

It's made out of concrete.

Be sure to write your name and SSN in permanent marker on your arm so they can identify your body.

>made me get rid of my gun

holy shit dude. you're so pathetic

I preffer sex with a 8/10 than my gun.

Stay mad you virigin fag, keep fucking you onahole like always, I'll be fucking my gf.

Can you not ride rockets round Floridia?

Ikr? Who ever heard of compromise in a relationship before.

Those are some shitty windows

Men who compromise their principles to have sex don't get 8s. If you kept your gun and kicked her to the curb, you would have gotten the attention of her 9 friends.

...

You don't understand user, I love her.

And she has the same fetish for cosplay as I do. I don't see me getting another girl that would cosplay for me and also has the body to pull any cosplay off.

How do you still have internet? Electricity? A roof?

Are you a faggot like the rest of Florida residents?

seems like Florida is getting lucky.
looks like its leaning more and more to the left of Florida and then losing all its strength as it passes along the coast

They say you shouldn't believe what you read here. However I always tell the truth you might not believe it because it aint the kind of shit I tell people IRL but i dont give a shit if you believe...

Wow, you need to reevaluate your life choices m8.

You don't have a 8/10.
Why are you lying?

What key are you on? I've got like 5 livestreams open for Key West right now. Don't live there but go down for a couple weeks every year with my wife's family. Hoping the house we have rented will still be there this winter.

Keep this handy till the power phones and internet goes out. Hope you took the radio out of your boat and have plenty of batteries for it
earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-70.48,24.87,1148/loc=-81.621,23.805

Timestamp op, make it real

Why make this thread if it is just a light breeze?

This, every square inch of the keys will be under water within 24 hours

fucking pussy.

btw, start building houses made of stone instead living in your shitty homes made of cardboard.

Fuck you

You love her more than you love herself. If she's an 8, that means you're beneath an 8, which is why you'll never get a 9 or a 10.

If you want a 9 or a 10, you have to act like an 8 should be grateful to be with you. Even if it isn't true, you have to ACT like it is. You have to fake it until you make it.

You aren't doing that, because you don't have the willpower to do it. You lost control of your emotions.

Most of us come her FOR bait.
It's really annoying when half the people who lurk this place don't know what it's for.

Say hi to Reed Timmer for me

Go to the southern most point and post a selfie

Dubs say make it so.
He's near Sloppy Joes

>following the advice of some virgin kissless faggot on Sup Forums

I'll pass.

they interviewed a family that had a cement/stone house in PR...flattened to rubble. not much can stand up to 185 mph winds dude.

nigga, I ain't going outside. I don't understand why you guys want a timestamp?

Do you want me to take a picture of the enterior of my house with a post-it note? What the fuck would that prove? Why the fuck do you need proof for this thread to "magically" become more interesting?

cement block =/= reinforced concrete with embedded rebar.

confirmed bait. you misspelled interior.

still the stuff high winds picked up like cars become battering rams.

mile marker what?

What made you choose suicide?

I would think death by drowning would be painful.

There's a live cam of the point. Not even an hour ago people,were there taking selfies.
I kept watching to see if they were gonna get sucked away by a wave....fucking morons...

>You understand what the Florida keys are right?
kek

Can you swim??

>I've been shot before, did fine, not afraid og getting shot again
>last time you got shot in foot, this time im gonna shoot you in the face
>dont care lol I made it fine last time around
>k den
>bang
op is dæd

FEMA left, all law enforcement's gone, the military's gone, no one's here.

I can do whatever I want.

The tide's out 3 miles though for some reason.

stream on periscope you near the water ?

But there is this asshole that was close...
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hurricane-irma-waves-florida-keys-11142683

Once a woman starts demanding you start getting rid of stuff you like, it's time to start wondering if this is the woman you're going to marry.

Probably not.

Oh you voted for trump?

Drown.

you know about opening windows to avoid getting a huge pressure bubble in your house that can blow out your walls/roof, right? When a window breaks, you have to open one on the opposite side a bit

>I've totally not read the game
>I'm totally not a sperglord autist
>not listen here faggot imma tell how to pull pussy
gtfo lol

the gay homosexual population on the Keys is about 85%.

thus there's an 85% chance that OP is a known buttfag.

fuck off, I won't have some retard from B setting me up to die.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Is there anything wrong on voting Trump over commie guy or "muh vagina" girl?