Herro niggers. I've had these two bumps of my cock for some months now, and they just won't go away...

Herro niggers. I've had these two bumps of my cock for some months now, and they just won't go away. I've squeezed the little one a few times and a "worm" of whiteish shit comes out. (Kinda freshly squeezed in the pic) I've squeezed the other one till it turned red and sore, but nothing comes out. So is there any medfags out there who can tell me what in fucks name I'm dealing with? I've had zits and abcesses in the dick area before, since I'm a disgusting waste of functional organs like the rest of you, but this case puzzles me.

Its a zit just pop it

Ingrown hair. Go to a dermatologist.

looks like some kinda cyst bro a doctor would probably lance it and drain it

you need to pop it medfag here

They are not zits, they are like containers with fluid that help moisturize your Dick and keeps it from drying out. Just let them be

woah OP that's a tick inside your dick

Buy a sterile #11 scalpel online. Apply iodine and lance both of them. Sebascous cysts or the like.

Cut off your penis, it will grow back even bigger.

Source: my tranny gf.

pop with needle and show us pics

Medfag here, I recommend injecting alcohol into your penis.

Do not do this, you will gangrene your dick and become a eunuch.

this particularly also medfag

obviously a small ingrown hair, zit, cyst, same shit. sack filled with puss. go to doc, or man up and puncture them yourself with a sterile needle. yeah itll hurt a little, but the relief of it being gone will be rewarding

Not med fag here
>Squeeze the fuck out of it till blood comes out, clean blood not the shitty kind
>Keep it clean
>Drain during the healing to help minimize the callus bump that will form

You've got two sebaceous cysts. You can drain them with a sterile incision.

You want this performed by a dermatologist because they will be able to get the cyst sack out. You really don't want to be digging around on your dick if you don't know what you're doing.

ingrown hair, I get these all the time at the 2 o-clock position from my holster. Just lance it with a sterile needle or cut it open with a sterile razor and use tweezers to extract the hair. Drain whatever fluids are in there while it's open. (obviously)

Unlikely it's an ingrown hair. You'd typically see inflammation with those.

Medfag here with two highly desirable Ph.Ds in Jewjitsu.

That's CanserAIDS.

If you don't see any evidence of it anywhere else on your body amputate. Like right now. Before it spread.

Post-amputation pics will be needed so the Sup Forums medical community can advise further treatment.

Make an small incision over the top of the cists with an razor, or any very sharp tool, wide as a needle circumference, and squeeze. An white fluid will come at the start, as as you'll be squeezing, it'll turned more blood alike. Do this in one to two months as it'll grow again. Nothing to worry about, mate.

its either an ingrown hairs or cysts. Go to a dermatologist and dont pop that shit or it will get infected

It's an ingrown hair. For mine i used a desensitizing lube from a condom on it and then poked it with a sterile needle. Squeezed it all out but now have a scar on my dick. Go to a professional.

OP here. Well, its become apparent to me that I really just do need to see a doctor. I sorta knew/expected that, I just hate going to the doc like all men do. It just doesnt seem like the other ingrown hairs ive had. Maybe cause most of them turned into abcesses. Thanks for the advice niggers, I simply do not know how to repay you for your cock-counseling lol

It's a cyst. Go to an hospital, they remove them for free. Unless you are in america. Then you're fucked.

Luckily i dont live in that cesspool of a country

pop it with a needle medfag here

I've had one or two in my lifetime. It's blood building up. You have to quit jerking of for a while and they'll go away.

OP, you have SuperAIDS. If you're wise, you'll kill yourself now.

Source: me

I'm not a doctor, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I can see the whitehead on the big one, mid/top right. Just apply pressure so it pops there and drain it. I've had these before myself.

Pop it and post pics faggot check em

Lay your dick on a table and slam it with a thick hardback book. They will disappear. YouTube it, works great.

These anons are correct. You sometimes see them on the nutsacks of dudes in porn. You can also get them almost anywhere that collects sweat. I had one on my neck. You can't drain them since it's a sack that'll just fill back up. You have to get it surgically removed and you will get stitches