C-Celeb thread for the alphas t-to p-pew, s-scorn and d-disgust the b-b-beta gnashed foolsters

C-Celeb thread for the alphas t-to p-pew, s-scorn and d-disgust the b-b-beta gnashed foolsters...

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Shakira thread

M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba s-scorned m-me t-today, s-saying I-I w-was nothing b-but t-two b-balls o-of s-sperm t-to h-her and sh-she should h-have m-married m-my b-balls a-and k-kept them a-artificial m-machine h-hooked u-u-up, d-disposing o-of the r-rest o-of m-me in the r-river... S-She s-says I-I a-am a-a useless P-Pendant, r-retarded a-and o-of n-no v-value t-to a-anyone... Th-Then s-she spent the rest o-o-of th-the afternoon beating m-m-m-me u-up slowly a-at the r-rate o-of o-one fist strike every 5 s-seconds... S-She says she l-loves t-to beat m-me and m-make me suffer...

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Banana man, you have a sad pathetic life. People like stutter faggot more than you, how's that make you feel?

I-I'm so sorry I-I'm n-not g-good e-enough for h-her; I know sh-she is b-beautiful, r-rich a-and f-famous and I-I'm nothing but a jobless j-joke w-who c-couldn't e-even get work a-as a-a clown o-or kick-me servant...

Pretty VJ.

Need Elle in my bed lads.

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outside the temple of Ari everyday men line
and pay a rate for a cup of her daily bath water!
the goddess bathes in her marble tub,
singing the virtues of her cleaned out bum!
a smile as she knows every drop of water
perfused by her glorious body will be
eagerly dredged up by slavards and menials!

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Emilia is my Queen.

Pretty queen you got there.

Thanks!

You're welcome user.

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I appreciate this qt.

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