Dog Thread

Dog Thread

> Thinking about getting a dog
> Don't know shit about them
> (Cat person)
> English Mastiff looks pretty awesome
> Any better suggestions?

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Alaskan malamute.
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look at how fluffy this piece of shit is. Obviously would be best if youre in a colder climate.

> Alaskan malamute
> How is what I'm looking at not a Husky?

If you are a cat person and have never had a dog I would suggest getting a very basic and normal dog first rather than immediately jumping into a dog that requires a lot more investment.

There is a 70 year old woman where I walk my dogs sometimes that thought it would be a good idea to adopt a 150lb mutt with behavioral problems. A nice dog in its way and good intentions on her part but it was a complete fuckup.

Your first dog get something easy to train.

^^^

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Golden Retriever

I've got a golden retriever. 10/10 would recommend.

i had a 160lb mastiff/shepherd mix, she was fucking chill af.

Not trying to sound like a snowflake but I wan't something different,my brother and like 20 other people I know have a Golden Retriever, their beautiful dogs but I want something more unique

I love to suck my dog's cock

Samoyed. 10/10

does your dog liek it?

It really depends on a lot of things. How often you want to be walking the dog, how much room you have, illnesses that certaint breeds are are prone to, and just what you are comfortable with. Big dogs are generally in my experience easy to train, but need to be excersized more often. Only downside is a shorter life span and usually with most hip and joint problems. If you want a small dog, I have had plenty of chihuahuas and as long as you discourage barking they're fine. But you gotta do it when they're young or else they don't start yapping. But it all depends on the dog. I've had close to 50 dogs and not one was ever the same

I agree 100 % Goldie or a Lab.

well I suppose yes bc he does nothing to stop me

Found my dream dog not long ago. The dogo Argentino. Look them up. Interesting back story on how they were bred.

>Golden Retriever
If you want an awesome dog get a golden.

They're fucking tragic though. They highest rate of cancer among dogs,60% of goldens die of cancer. Anymore having a golden that makes it past 10 is a rarity.

Don't let that scare you off though I just feel people need to know what their getting into. If you get a golden you wont have as much time as you want, but they're such fantastic dogs that you could have 1000 years and it wouldn't be enough.

Malamute is bigger than a husky.

OP, if this is your first dog get a Lab or a Golden Retriever. Great dogs all around.

do you suck any other cocks?

I can't wait to have a dog. My bf wants to watch me do this.

>Lab
Labs are the walmart greeters of the dog world. They're fucking retarded but they are always happy you are there.

i want to watch too

>want to buy an intact dog
>have to give some lowlife byb nigger on craigslist $100
>90% pitbulls

Maybe.

Whenever i telk someone i want an intact dog they give me a sly wink

Wrong as a Boxer owner/ breeder Boxers have the highest rate of cancer of any breed

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I just got my first dog he is a great dane love him to death.

Malinois. Everything is fun with one — they’re just generally happy dogs that love attention. High energy though.

get one with a similar personality to you. I had a golden, best dog ever. SUper chill attention whore like me. will get another.

wookie?

Mah nigga

>I love to suck my dog's cock
Says the fucking leaf.

Only my dog's one.

My gf is into sex with dogs btw.

>i want an intact dog
can just say "puppy" since they're all intact

Caucasian Shepherd Dog.. Slav dogo

got an australian sheppard puppy 7 months ago. hes cute af but a fucking nightmare. hopefully when i chop his balls off he will calm down

OP. get a presa canario. we had a girl who lived to be 15. best guard dog and literally the smartest dog ever. i know everyone says that about their dogs but she was almost human in how smart she was. knew what i was gonna say before i said it. did i what i wanted before moving a muscle. very intuitive. great with kids. protective of family and home. shed look at us for approval if a random person she didnt know stopped by. like she'd look at us asking if she should fuck them up or if they were cool.

amazing dogs. highly suggest looking into them. a female specifically.

I want most of the work done already, though it would be easier to train from his first boner on

Caucasian Shepherd FTW. Go big or go home.

>when i chop his balls off

that's sick

thats a big ol sumbitch, i bet he takes up the whole couch

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You cruel bastard, taking the easy way out

A retriever or a lab. Don't get any spitz dogs (malamute, husky, pomeranian, etc) because they will be training you instead.

Got good balls

Eyyy

Agreed. Bet he spunks a lot. I wonder what his knot is like

Cane Corso. Paws are huge

Is it bad that I saw a man give a facial to a dog?

Newfoundland. As chill as goldens (maybe even more so), unique and will absolutely draw a crowd when you go out in public.

Those dogs are really loving and connected with the family... really good guard dogs and when they protect family and other stuff they literally kill beard and other predators

do some research and find a dog breed that fits your lifestyle/home. if you're active and have a big yard then go for a working class dog since they love that, if you're not active then look at some hound breeds.

another thing i'd look at is general life expectancy. several of the truly large dog breeds have a very short lifespan, and it hurts to loose your pet after 8 years.

This. Get a Lab. It's dog on easy mode.

These dogs could be considered "aggressive" and if you rent its going to be more of a pain to find a place that will accept them. Several of them are on my apartment complex's list of banned dogs.

>Malamute is bigger than a husky.

And tastier, too.

also, i'd suggest hounds. maybe its because i'm from the south, but they're my favorite group. had a basset hound that was completely happy sleeping all day or running laps around you in the yard for 15 years, and right now i have a whippet with a very similar personality (though far faster).

>Malinois

Awesome dog. But not ideal for someone who has never had a dog before.

that... is not a beginner dog breed. i've never owned one, but a friend did and he could be an absolute monster. if you don't socialize them very early on with lots of people the dog becomes VERY aggressive to strangers, and when the dog weighs more then most adult men do it becomes impossible to control.

Cane Corso can be aggressive, but they're not the worst i've seen in this thread. would still avoid though unless you know what you're doing.

Get a retriver...even temper follow commands well

He's a good boy

Don't listen to this person. A Dogo Argentino as a first dog is a terrible idea. In fact, don't get any mastiffs at all. Just avoid all mastiffs (English mastiffs included), pitbulls, Chow Chows, and any dog ending with the word "Inu" like the Akita Inu or Shiba Inu. They will all be initially impossible to live with for a person who doesn't know anything about them and even when you do learn to live with them, they might not be particularly pleasant dogs. Pitbulls can have amazing personalities but can be a huge liability and are often dog aggressive.

The idea of a big, tough dog might seem cool until reality sets in and you have to live with one.

A lot of commenters here are recommending a golden retriever. That's a great idea. You really can't go wrong with a golden retriever in terms of personality. A shitty golden retriever can exist, but they are anomalies. They just seem to be better at enjoying life than a lot of other dogs and they will make your life more enjoyable.

If you're allergic to dogs, get a standard poodle or a miniature schnauzer. Standard poodles are geniuses (and require discipline) and miniature schnauzers are smart and full of personality. But then again I'm kinda biased toward miniature schnauzers because I have one.

When I do go shopping for a dog, which ones are the best to train to fuck when you say the safe word only? Also, knot sizes?

>cat person
A mastiff will make you it's bitch, get a dog you can handle first.

Problem is that goldens are more adaptable than newfies to a lot of environments and newfies have the worst shedding and drooling of just about any dog. Wonderful personalities though.

This fucking thing probably eats more than you. Wouldn't advise it.
Just stick to cats.

lonely female detected

lots of cities have pitbull laws as well, avoid unless you absolutely want a pitbull for some retarded reason

The Führer dog ! Can't go wrong with that.

Get this kind of dog op

Depends on the area you live in like climate wise
English Mastiff are not so friendly to other dogs something's but are great watch dogs

Is dog/human porn illegal?

cat dog is best dog

Bullshit.They're not retarded at all. They even learn things quicker than a German shepherd: look at police dogs at the airports the next time

They're very friendly and intelligent to the point where they make most other breeds look like complete fucking retards but eat an insane amount of food.

OP stay away from these huge fucking dogs, they don't live as long and the purebreeds have tons of fucking problems. Trust me you've got enough problems as it is don't put yourself through this shit.

pitbull puppy:

beat the shit out of it while it's young and scared and inject it with anabolic steroids and give it caffeine and protein powder in various ferocity exercises. Train him to bite anything that moves then release it downtown in a large city.

How black of you

I like stabbing big dogs, its too easy. Blade ain't no teeth.

Oh I mean't teeth ain't no blade.

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>Go to the shelter
>Find a mutt or a lab the size you want
>Take it home
>You now have the most loving protective companion any man can imagine.

tl:dr don't go to a breeder for a purebred, they're genetic garbage. Rescue a mutt from the shelter, they will repay you for that kindness all their lives. I should know, i've had the same one for 10 years, and he would give his life for me.

Had a basset hound for nearly 16 years. He was amazing.

>trying to sound like a snowflake
You not trying to sound like a narcissistic cunt, either, but you're sounding like both. Having a dog is like having a relationship. Do you have a trophy wife that's unhappy, too?

just make sure you avoid dog parks and pet stores with it until it has the shots it gets at 6 months. Parvo sucks.

For me I have a hyper lab I wish I got a calmer one. Still love labs though. And retrievers. It is a man law your dog must be bigger than a cat.

As far as breeds it depends what you're looking for & what your interests are. If you enjoy dogsledding get a husky. If you like sucking cock get a teacup yorkie poo.

whatever dog you get get a bitch more loyal

If you're a preening shit head get a pit and do this. Fucking cock holsters are the only that get a pit and put a literal fucking chain on it.

"Oooh look at me i have a pitbull i'm so fucking edgy"

Fucking cunts. Pits are some of the most loving loyal dogs you can own, and far less aggressive than most of the other breeds if not raised to fight.

>posting before reading the whole thread
If you DO get a Malamute, you'll want to get both a male and a female (maybe different breeds, if similar personality). They do much better with a partner.

t. cousins own one and regret not getting him a friend

purebred german sheperds are genetic shit holes now. Hip Dysplasia before they're six. There's a reason police no longer use sheperds for K9 units

I've grown up with standard and miniature poodles. They can really read your emotions and learn really well. High energy when you're playfully, but calm and easy to train. No shedding either. Can swim well. Life expentacy is easy 12+ years. They get a bad rep from those competitions with the wierd coats. They are retreivers by nature, so they tend to like fetch

All other dogs I meet feel restarted in comparison, especially my ex's bulldog. it feels like they smashed it's head as it was born to get the bulldog look and hurt the brain. Only way I can see it being that dumb. But most dogs seem not as smart as mine, especially smaller ones.

Avoid Chihuahuas, shitzus, Pomeranians, and other assorted rodent-dogs.

>tl:dr don't go to a breeder for a purebred, they're genetic garbage.

If you're talking backyard breeders and puppymills yeah. I'd say that statement doesn't apply to the more reputable kennels that actually care about the breed. Those places typically are your show dogs so be prepared to pay out the ass for them.

cant go wrong with a gsd rottweiler

>not trying to sound like a snowflake
>I want something more unique

Both of these things are signs that you're too concerned about your self-image in this process. Don't get a dog if you're going to be this way.

If you don't go primarily by personality when you're searching for a dog, you're setting yourself up for a hard time. Grow up and try again in 5 years.

Also, don't get an artic dog if you live in the Sahara or something. Keep in mind the kinds of coats they have and the region you

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pits are savages that dont belong in todays society

Yep those typical breeders that breed mothers with offspring in order to get a certain coat color or spine curvature. Fuck breeders.

Especially show breeders are responsible for every single ailment that plagues the modern purebred dog. German sheperds all have hip dysplasia, Colliers have skulls too small for their brains, british bulldogs can get fucking in-grown tails. pugs are wheezing ashmatic shit bags that can die of an asthma attack from a short spring.

Get a mutt. They're superior in every way.

There's a reason why 20 other people you know have a Golden Retriever and it's not because

>their beautiful dogs

It's because these dogs are able to live and get along with 20 different people you know. How are you not picking up on that?