Fortune time with Osaka as your host
The rules
>fortunes might take some time to make
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per user
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
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Hi peanut
>your fortune said god never liked you in the first place
Oh I know that. Fuck that asshat
Oh can I ask you something?
Sure
What would you do if you ever had the chance to meet god?
I would like my fortune please. I do vocaroo threads and host hunger games threads and study opera. Just curious about my fortune.
Probably ask him why he allows evil to run so rampant. Also if he was worshipped correctly
Tell me more about opera user and can I request something from your vocaroo threads?
>your fortune says knowing more people is beneficial for your enjoyment
I would ask why do I have to live in a existence that will end over time
I would but usualy I don't save my mp3s so I'm afraid I have nothing for you at the moment :/
How does fortune telling work?
Hello! I'd love my fortune Osaka c: I'm really excited to see a thread like this, I enjoy threads that are refreshing and unique! Oh, and if you're interested, I'd love to chat about other stuff besides fortunes- you seem really neato
I want my fortune told!!!!
I live in a TINY town on some hills in the woods and I don't believe in god
Bumping to keep a neat thread alive
That's alright user I want to know what got you into opera in the first place?
Well for me I guess what will happen in your future, also I give fortune cookie tier advice
Is it really that unique?
Also sure I saw that mayu had made a discord dedicated to the advice she gives so I'm thinking maybe I should try it as well
>Your fortune says comfy times will come to you in seven days and last the same amount as your waiting period
Sure country user
>your fortune says focus on your fencing more so the wild animals won't get in
Thanks user
>your fortune says a bump a day keeps the 404's away
Been thinking a lot about my job choices as of late. There's an option that involves travel and great compensation, with a healthy dose of adventure and facing the unknown. Door two leads to more than likely ass-kissing for a clean and boring blue collar setup. Of course millions of factors and possibly hundreds of other choices will bounce around in the mix. Just curious as to what direction of ground I should point my nose toward. Thanks.
Wow... it's not that wild but my grandma has actually been having problems worh deer eating her carrots in her little garden... so yeah I might help her make a fence
>>mfw I was the one who posted the bump
I'd be happy to share my discord if that makes you feel better! I'm a little spooked by the bump fortune, I don't know if it's some type of trick or if it's legit, but it's really neato that's for sure c:
And yes! Your thread is really cool, I love it when OP interacts with everyone and does something interesting besides porn, drugs and politics- it reminds me of what people say Sup Forums used to be
I have a love interest that live in Osaka city, literally lol.
Please tell me my fortune, oh wise Osaka-chan
Oh OP, I'm the animal pic poster, just asking a question, not for another fortune!
I was wondering, is it okay for me to draw some fan art for you? I love to draw and wanted to make a sketch for you if that's okay c: also, it would be good to know if you wanted anything specific in it!
will i ever find love, kasuga-san?
When will I overcome my emo phase?
>Osaka
Oh yeah I see ya
The right to refuse service? Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere.
Let's hear mine!
It's not her, by the way. She's unconscious right now.
Not like I give a shit but you and Reimu got here way too fast. Like fuckin instantly.
May I please have my fortune, Osaka?
Oh yeah thats reimu too. Fuck If I can recognize touwhores dressing in civil
Reimu and who? I just happened to be browsing the catalog. Not much else to do when you're sick in bed.
Is there a whole community about OP that I have no idea about? All of these replies are confusing
I say do want you want to do and make life enjoyable for yourself while it last
Good user protect her carrots so she can make some carrot cake for you
I don't know much about what happened before moot but I will gladly give you my discord and this is for anyone that wants to join as well Osaka of fortunes#0441
Cool I heard the kanji or whatever they call it is different there
>your fortune says a wild cat will scratch your hand
I love some fan art user also anything is fine by me I will definitely use them for my posts
If you try then sure
>your fortune says trying is better that sitting in your room all day
We all get out of phases there not permanent
>your fortune says try smiling from time to time
Bye
>your fortune says to close the door when you leave
Ok do you want one or not?
Sure thing
>your fortune says you will have an epiphany after reading this fortune
This is time consuming but I don't mind it
That
I think we are here for different reasons.
Well, what I want doesn't matter if you'll refuse me service.
I don't get it.
Good call on declaring your right to refuse service, though. I definitely should've done that a few times.
Probably.
Too bad I can read my own fortune and it says that you will soon EAT SHIT AND DIE. And the next door you'll see closin' will be your coffin.
You are in luck today, I'll spare ya. On yer merry way then.
Gib fortun
Yay!~ I'll draw you telling a fortune with me huggin' your arm being all annoying as usual kek, I'll post a picture as soon as I'm done c: It's gonna be low quality sadly since I have no phone, and I'll take it with my laptop camera
Pretty low key target, don't you think?
Didn't you hear the latest news? I'm docile and all. And nobody is low key, especially not you.
Dunno who you are, but you look really neat! Love the gloves and hair c:
Sure
>your fortune says all the pain you experience will come back in the form of a bullet
I don't know
>your fortune says you will not get what is going on right now
I won't my mind is a bit clearer now
>your fortune says you have read the fine print now abide by them or suffer the consequences
Its there for a reason also what do you here?
Okay
>Yuss fortua sss it doesn't bake pence
Thank you user for doing this
I love your ribbon! It's so pretty with all the cream lace on the sides, it makes your hair look even cuter c: I wish I could tie up my hair like that, it looks so adorable
I'm flattered. Are you spending lots of quality time with your new flame?
Very funny, now you can go and fuck yourself.
The rules
>one fortune per user
Shouldn't you shut the fuck up now cunt
I'm a part time fortune teller like you.
D'aww, thank you! What's stopping you? Hair not long enough?
I use greentext when I do them and there my rules
Did something bad happen today? I really do think you look neat, I hope things get better for you though- it's not fun when you think the world's out to get you, I've been there. Sorry if you felt insulted Mister
Oh yeah, I have short curly blue hair- It wouldn't really go with the ribbons ^^' I just let it...floof.
He doesn't know how to handle himself around genuine kindness. Don't mind him. I'm sure he appreciates it deep down.
Cool can you tell mine its nice to see another fortune teller around here.
Will I ever escape Smashcast and the 4CC?
I used to feel like that a lot, I hope he finds happiness some day! Everyone is a good person deep down, things just happen that turn us cold sometimes. He seems like he'd be really neat to hang around c:
Hello dear, good luck with your thread, I'll be sleeping early tonight by the way.
Flames only light up the oven of hatred. Maybe not now. Maybe never. Maybe ever. And for every quality minute spent you should worry about the amount I'll try put back upon ya curs
You can go and kill yourself with this
goddamned motherfucking faggot right here
Sure, here you go. I'll ask the Dragon about your near future.
>Queen of Pentacles
An opportunity will come to reap good benefits after a long time of labor. This is an auspicious time for making future plans.
>4 of Cups
You are experiencing illogical dissatisfaction with a relationship or job; step back and look at the problem before taking any action.
>8 of Cups
You do not discipline yourself to stick to any one thing. You have been, or are, refusing to take responsibility. Continuing to walk away from these responsibilities will only bring you more discontent and unhappiness.
Teehee. That sounds cute in its own way, though.
Woaaaahhh!!! Your hair is super neat! You sound super nice too c:
Bud. Calm down. We know you like Xiaolin Showdown and you like Jack Spicer.
And I would like my fortune told about if I could escape my addiction to the 4CC and Smashcast
What's that user?
>your fortune says your fingers will cramp resulting in you having to start over again
Thanks nep have a good sleep
>your fortune says your dreams will be filled with the undead feasting on your corpse
Why should I since I pointed out your mistake?
On point 10/10
Oh my, someone is certainly grumpy! Maybe a hug would make you feel better? Not from me if I bother you, but find somebody that makes you happy and hug them! Or even just say hello to someone, it's amazing how much better you feel afterwards c: Oof, faggot is right too- girls are absolutely lovely
Aww...You're makin' me blush, you're too sweet! Woah, and your fortune telling skills are amazing!
Will I ever be happy?
I will say. I got a notification for spam
Report, spam, shitpost
Get rid of pathetic cancer one thread at a time lads
Fuck
You
Cunts
I'm not OP or a fortune teller, but as a friend you haven't met yet, I'm positive you'll be happy in the future. I'm sorry your life has been so grim to the point of you doubting the existence of joy in your own journey, things can only get brighter from here!
Requesting my fortune on how effectively i will spread the word of cqb across the globe
Will something bad (something I do not want to happen) happen to me?
What will my wife be like?
And, lastly, why do I dream of commanding a vast army and going off on my subordinates in the war room over an future assault that failed that has not even happened yet, leading to many people looking at me like I am crazy?
You will be happy once you find your purpose in life
>your fortune says take a interest in art
Oh then don't spam at all then
>your fortune says be more creative when your going to spam someone
That's all you got come on I want to hear your worst
If it ain't too much trouble fampai, I'd love for my fortune to be read
Oh sweet, this again. I got the fortune last time that my dog would rape me in my sleep, but it didn't happen. Or I didn't wake up.
Anyway, lay it on me.
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I challenge you to a showdown partner. My eye of dashi and your third arm sash on the line. Last person to post before bump limit wins
Brother, so long as you don't become an hero, and you remain vigilant, there is the potential for your life to improve and for you to achieve happiness.
I know its unbecoming to ask for elaboration on fortunes... but I'm 33, have always dearly wanted to be an artist,.. but haven't even started yet. What do I do?
Can I get a fortune desu? I live right on the edge of a local wildlife reserve & am dying in my first year of college. Also, I'm worried about a thot (male) I've been talking to lately, but have been trying to distract myself with schoolwork.
Just move to Florida and have lots of sweaty sex, okay? We're all too old for these stupid battles to be exciting anymore.
Glad to hear it!
Oh my, you think so? I'm getting flattery all across the board here. Well, would you like me to do a reading for you too before I go?
Start drawing. Duh
btfo user jack is too good for you
Oh no no, it's okay! Go ahead and head off to bed, you must need your rest c: Don't let me take up your time or guilt you into a fortune, I'm just tellin' the facts~ You really are neat, if you want to talk anytime, my discord is ChubbyArtChick#0132 okay? Just wanted to make a good person feel good like they should!~
Its on. The eye is mine
You'll get worse from anons and I don't even have to try
I'm never too old for this and clearly, neither you. I'll see you off and then I will leave this shithole. Not a second sooner
How true.
I know I'm not the greatest, but here's a little doodle of me and you as a thank you for the fortune! I really enjoy this thread, and I'll be on the lookout for more in the future!
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This made me snort out loud
i appreciate the screencaps though, more to go into my folder which is [spoiler]very kappa pride[/spoiler]
You aint getting anything partner
Request accept soldier
>your fortune says you will have a 45 percent chance in success
But bad are going to happen anyway and I'm sure you just like military stuff alot
>your fortune says its better to accept on what will happen then denying it entirely
Your not bothering me at all
>your fortune says politeness is all you need to survive in life but bad luck for you because you will have been lost in a jungle full of cannibals by the time that will happen
You where asleep when that happen also glad to have you back
>your fortune says the dog penis would have rotted since you didn't washed properly
I say find somewhere where they can teach you how to do it properly and listen carefully on what they have to say
Why are you worrying about the thot user?
>your fortune says to buy bug repellent so you don't get sick
Okay what do you talk about now? sorry that I can't think up anything right now
At least make up a better excuse than that I would have like to see you at your worse so I can use them myself
Thank you very much user its very nice to look at and ill think about making more since its hard to come up with good fortunes
Yes partrick?
the fuck? if you hate the thread stop fucking bumping it you ignorant piece of shit, sage or leave if you really despise it. otherwise stop being such a cuck and admit you like it here fucktard
45 percent is not good enough. I need to step up my game with the percentage increasing beret
I met him off /r9k/, actually. He added me & we talked for a night straight & got to know eachother, then he's been AFK the whole week so I'm not quite sure how to feel.
I just wanted to ignore this thread and fuck off but shit son just for your sake I'll go and make another full course
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Oh my, you really sound like my old pal at that point, I guess that is the point for whatever reason.
Wanna bet Clay? Oh right, we already did.
I can upload you my folder which I did before, its 12 years of Jack Spicer but includes shoops from GAL to ponifags and such
Ya cool with that?
fampai i would kill a man for you if you did that. ive actually found it quite difficult to get screencaps as nowhere seems to actually have hd eps of xs.
jerm draws alot of really nice jack though. idk if he draws him much anymore, but his style really fits jack imho
>pic related oregano pepperoni
Im taking that sash partner. Then you can go cry to your ghost friend
Is mayonnaise a fortune?
Yep
Now you have a 60 percent chance of success with beret now go and spread the word and don't come back until you have gain results alright soldier?
Don't worry user if he's not there then he probably is busy with something right now but if he doesn't reply then just forget him and continue with life
Was your pal cool tell me more about him if you don't mind but if you just hate my guts then just tell me to go fuck myself
I'm trying to ignore it & focus on college, but it does suck. Especially since he seems to be perfect husbando material. I think I'll give it another week or two before dropping the whole ordeal. Who knows what could be going on, afterall.
Osaka-Chan, I have a fortune to ask, well more like something else. >.> I-I always t-thought you were b-b-beautiful, s-so is it possible we can go to Starbucks and talk? (I feel super nervous asf) >.
Understood. Boss out
No patrick mayonnaise isn't a fortune
>your fortune says you will choke on the mayo before finishing your sentence
You should focus on college after all you have your own life to focus on as well
Where do you live user? Also why not talk here I don't mind
Later snake