Just let your subconscious fall onto the page maaan...

Just let your subconscious fall onto the page maaan, dont worry about the ozone layer or anything that could interrupt the stability of the japanese yen. It's about being free to cart the cheese from one destination to the next, like a little girl who has only one eye ball left to call her own and she named it Jonathon after the great Jonathon Boondock, master of the fish people. He didn't have much of a life Jonathon Bormsocks, he was always eating pineapples where there should have been boobies in his mouth holes. Everything is something but nothing is proprietary, apart from your mom.

i dont know what the fuck im doing with my life i just want to die right now fucking hell man can i just die i really wish my soul would just leave my body and escape through my anus to create the shit that made pink floyd the most successful band from the 70s that would later go on to make animals the best album from the january. i love the january. the january created the standards. i love big asses they make me very hard.

Still OP, OPeeing everywhere. Is this a specialized skill that only I find fun, is because I am high in openness which means I can form an unending stream of unrelated concepts at will in a way that almost seems like schizophrenic psychosis?

Tapeworms have holes for ears but nothing beats the taste of a fresh bear who's left his only wife for a parrot made from the elixir of death, also known as "St Paul's moon juice". Territorial in nature, the wild fire hydrant sprays it's prey with acidic concentrated mammalian semen.

you should follow your passion for big asses, make it your reason to live. if you can accrue great wealth and social status the big asses will be putty in your hands

What if god is just some fucking burger with a beard like it floats in the air and gives off light but its just a burger or he i dont know can burgers have genders? also it has a cute hat

If marilyn monroe had seven dicks she would be donald trumps ass infused with hell dogs made of cancer farts

thank you that was really inspiring you should do a ted talk about how you can make a career out of literally anything

that's really deep man but what if god is not JUSt a burger with a beard, but THE BURGER KING. and the reason he is going apeshit with hurricanes and nuclear donald trumpingtons is that he's so mad that McDonald's, the invention of his own creation, will always be number one

If I was a pothead like my bum friend I would know so much shit to type here. Other than that, I really need to go to sleep

I hate my fucking job, busting my ass every night protecting this shitty ass place and trying not to kill my self with my own gun and flush lighting like God damn I'm 26 why the fuck am I a shitty ass night guard god. I'd make more money fucking fat girls.

The multiverse is false there is only one universe and it contains all realities of a potential multiverse infinite probability implies the there is a one hundred percents chance everything that can happen will happen therefore any conceivable reality that is possible within the laws of physics and thought definitely happen or has happened and will happen again later indefinitely there is no god only and endless symphony of everything all at once recreating itself pointlessly how the fuck do i get off this pole without pressing A

okay here goes

hello and welcome to ted talks, ted people. it's kind of weird to give a talk to a room filled only with people named ted, it's an odd kind of discrimination but hey ted power amirite, ted's will become the minority if we don't rise up against the othername filth and vermin.

however i myself am called bill, and my talk is about how you can make a career out of anything but wait you don't need to hear that, you're named ted. thank you for your time machines

Life has no meaning i mean life is a fucking nightmare from the moment i wake up i think oh god not this shit again and then i come hear so i feel better about my self because you guys are sadder then me i also hate it when my dog pees herself

what if it's not the burger king himself, but one of his restaurants that has become a sentient being, also it can fly. like some fucking cortana skynet terminator shit.

i'm going to become the greatest piraste of all time i'm going to steal the one piece and become the king of all pirates. you'll see. you'll all fucking see. you have no chance. i've eaten a devil fruit and now i'm unstoppable! Muhahahahahahaha!

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hah i get it that was really dfunnnt youre a fucking comedian let me tell you the next george carlin and dave chapelle

skeet did it first

There once was a man named steve. He worked in a gas station 70 miles from the nearest town. He was a white man. Scruffy face. 60 years old. He wasn't very good at his job. It was just something he did to keep from committing suicide. He never checked the bills for fakes. His drawer was always at least 2 dollars short. He took forever on his shift chores. The only, ONLY, reason he had a job was because he was friends with George Bush. Sr., not W.

what if the sentient flying restaurant is responsible for the chemtrails and burgers are actually the most repulsive food known to man but we have been conditioned by the noxious gas to enjoy it, if ever the flying restaurant is defeated by satan and we regain our natural beef patty aversion we will all die of endless vomiting from the memory of their consumption also is this how rick and morty's writer's room operates

ha its realy funny when trump goes to your house and kills your parents and sacrifices them to appease tornado irma

testicular torsion
torticular testicle
tastetacular tornado
tempest termada
tamagochi cheese burger
ok

We shall all die one day and let the universe on silent, as the last star dies so will any hope of life, the universe and everything will be nothing more than nothing, there will be no light, just a immense deep dark that seems to never end, all shall halt for eternity and we will forever remain forgotten and exting such will be the faith of the universe we shall all die in the pointless existence we were born from

tru but fapping is fun

what if satan is actually rick but he's red and has horns. also he's gay. but then rick comes to earth on the end of days and destroys us all with his pickel dick i'd gladly take it like a big boy.

white bitch fucked by black dick. bitch white sucking black cock. bitch that is white bending over sucking cock.

dad that's not google search

many times i came upon the great spire buried in the desert eyes that burn the simple tools of oblivion faring the creative lines of time and demons, burned alive in their own sin.

what if gay devil Rick has been a Nintendo 64 all along and all the family are too much in denial of morty's insanity to question why he calls the nintendo 64 grandpa

every day i am verging with another universe, my body is physically degrading as it molds into a new form of myself and my conscious mind is starting to recreate itself. the people i know are started to fade away into nothingness and people that ive never known are coming into existence as time begins to contort to the other dimensions standards

the ting go skrrt skkrrt papapa duhduhduhduh

thnx bræh much obliged

rick would make a pretty sexy N64 to be honest, i'd rip my dick apart inside of that controller port and somehow play super mario 64 with my testicles alone as the controllers.

I was wondering how rare straight furry porn is but then I realized I am fucking autistic and this autocorrect on windows 10 is saving my ass because I am typing so fucking fast 9 / 10 words have a dman mistake in them.

the fucking niggers in this world dude i dont mean to be raicst but im a fucking racist lets be fucking honest the world would be 10x better if it weren't for the other fucking nigger gook zipperhead curry munching towel head fuckers ruining it

the secretive cabals went to 1918 and released the spanish influenza, they continue to do so as a means to control the population if the future is looking bleak for them

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OP here I feel like when most other people do this they don't get as much of a nonsene result as me, their sentences make some sense, not banana inside cern particle accelerator accelarating ever faster towards becoming a higgs boson banana smoothie. Am I insane because I don't even know that I'm about to type about a monkey with nail guns for legs who walks around stabbing the ground out of pure spite at the universe that made him this way.
He doesn't fit in with the monkeys, he doesn't fit in with the nail guns in the hardware store,
where does he belong? Definitely not with the Parisian local council, those pegwoggles don't
understand him at all. Or am I just creative?

fuck me I have to read this retarded thread after I finish with this shitty comment why do I do this to myself? better yet, why do you do this to me, OP? do you have nothing better to do all day? do you just browse reddit and Sup Forums and jack off to anime tiddies? the fuck is wrong with you?

i like to
I like to
chaos over order
coherence not fun
Everybody has to go one way or the other, breaking the conventions of the hermaphrodite army about to breach the castle walls. It says something about the psyche, no? Or I'm beginning to think it only says something about my psyche, an abnormality, though I am capable of coherent thoughts and logical connections to things. But the gestapo would have none of that, there has to be room inside the toaster else how are you going to get the whole loaf in at once? No point toasting only 4 pieces of bread when you can toast the whole loaf and put it in the fridge to make fridge loaf toasty fun time. It's all part and parcel of amazons parts and parcels delivery service.

Alright, so I've been thinking. What if instead of living in the city surrounded by the toxic air and people, we all left and created a society of gentel hill dwellers, where every night we gather together and make a massive bonfire to our new god in the hot desert. Perhaps our species would find some meaning instead of this dark, depressing shell so many of us live in, and maybe, just maybe, a few of us might crawl out of the pit of self loathing and pity I seem to be stuck in.

The game glitches and he jumps off the pole

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

I realy hate this website im not eveinggooong going to Editn this and if i do its ujdndk just a force of Ha bit I nllkdjdndnn jm fuck i cant concentrate

Why does panda excess keep playing this stupid fucking game with us
Trump needs to fuck him to death already and then die from the disease he contracts as honor dictates a president to do