You're stranded in the middle of a desert. Dubs decides what happens

You're stranded in the middle of a desert. Dubs decides what happens.

leave

I go back home

/thread

I look at my reflection in the water

You have no home.

/thread

Eat sand

look at my reflection

Look at the sun until my eyeballs melt

dig 33 holes

sharknado

Get undressed and rub my butt against the sand

realize im floating in an amonia sky next to a mass of liquid methane

reroll

Punch the desert until one of us dies

Summon my stand

I use some folded up paper that was in my wallet to make a funnel. I then stick it into my urethra and dump sand into the funnel

rerolling

Reroll

Bury yourself in sand

I kidnap and fuck Ivanka Trump in the middle of the desert.

Poop in the water

Fucking roll again.

Yes!! Now mix that shit!!

everyone in this thread will die of cancer

now drink it!

Fuck yeah! Now drink the shitty water!!

dig for oil, build modern saudi arabia

Then I drink asuch water from the lake as I can

He drinks the shit water and gets the power to control poop

Go diving

Reroll

Roll

Hurricane

REEEEEEEEEE roll

You have a bowel movement.

He drinks the shit water and become Indian.

REE roll

Make sand castle

eat my own pixel chode

Put as much sand as i can into the shitty water to make myself a shitty castle

Roll

Roll

Rolling again

Come oon!! I neeed my castle!

the water explodes from my shit. i drown

roll

After the shit contaminates the water, nigger monsters start coming out of the shit water

Drought

touch a cactus get aids

Nigger of the black lagoon crawls out of poop water

Dive into shitty water so i can make the shit go further

Reroll

Winter comes

Investigate green dot that disappears and reappears top left

You discover a treasure chest in the sand, with a mysterious lock on it.

Fuck yourself with a cactus

Going back for the shitty castle

The treasure is shit contains more shit lol

Shit in the treasure

The chest contains a survival guide.

Throw the treasure in the shitty water

There are a couple of bottles of ultra lax in the treasure

You find a chest with a strange lock.

Aaah... damn im running out of shitty ideas. Shit in the treasure again

eat it.

Giving this another shot

Shit on the lock, the shitty lock opens

look in to the sun

Using your dick to fuck the lock open, inside you are amazed to find...

Hurricane and shit makes the lock open, yesss

OP should shit on the lock, and a hurricane comes out.
>We need to name our hurricane.

Now that is open you find that there is more shit inside!!

Shittrinna

fuck nut the spinanator

Inside there is a note that says "You are shit" the hurricane was the toilet flush. The end

Reroll

what a twist!

Hurricane Trump

I die of dehydration

Come on!! Reroll this shitty masterpiece!

roll

Dubs confirms twist ending. The hurricane was actually a toilet flushing.

The hurricane takes you to shitty land!!!

OP here. I got bored of the desert thread. So I'm making a new one. See you there those who are interested.

I agree. Masterpiece

9 out of 11 sory sorry we fucked ot up

OP kills himself for ruining his own thread.

Convert to Judaism. Bar mitzvah circumcision build a temple
The whole 9 yards

Dubs truth