You're stranded in the middle of a desert. Dubs decides what happens.
You're stranded in the middle of a desert. Dubs decides what happens
leave
I go back home
/thread
I look at my reflection in the water
You have no home.
/thread
Eat sand
look at my reflection
Look at the sun until my eyeballs melt
dig 33 holes
sharknado
Get undressed and rub my butt against the sand
realize im floating in an amonia sky next to a mass of liquid methane
reroll
Punch the desert until one of us dies
Summon my stand
I use some folded up paper that was in my wallet to make a funnel. I then stick it into my urethra and dump sand into the funnel
rerolling
Reroll
Bury yourself in sand
I kidnap and fuck Ivanka Trump in the middle of the desert.
Poop in the water
Fucking roll again.
Yes!! Now mix that shit!!
everyone in this thread will die of cancer
now drink it!
Fuck yeah! Now drink the shitty water!!
dig for oil, build modern saudi arabia
Then I drink asuch water from the lake as I can
He drinks the shit water and gets the power to control poop
Go diving
Reroll
Roll
Hurricane
REEEEEEEEEE roll
You have a bowel movement.
He drinks the shit water and become Indian.
REE roll
Make sand castle
eat my own pixel chode
Put as much sand as i can into the shitty water to make myself a shitty castle
Roll
Roll
Rolling again
Come oon!! I neeed my castle!
the water explodes from my shit. i drown
roll
After the shit contaminates the water, nigger monsters start coming out of the shit water
Drought
touch a cactus get aids
Nigger of the black lagoon crawls out of poop water
Dive into shitty water so i can make the shit go further
Reroll
Winter comes
Investigate green dot that disappears and reappears top left
You discover a treasure chest in the sand, with a mysterious lock on it.
Fuck yourself with a cactus
Going back for the shitty castle
The treasure is shit contains more shit lol
Shit in the treasure
The chest contains a survival guide.
Throw the treasure in the shitty water
There are a couple of bottles of ultra lax in the treasure
You find a chest with a strange lock.
Aaah... damn im running out of shitty ideas. Shit in the treasure again
eat it.
Giving this another shot
Shit on the lock, the shitty lock opens
look in to the sun
Using your dick to fuck the lock open, inside you are amazed to find...
Hurricane and shit makes the lock open, yesss
OP should shit on the lock, and a hurricane comes out.
>We need to name our hurricane.
Now that is open you find that there is more shit inside!!
Shittrinna
fuck nut the spinanator
Inside there is a note that says "You are shit" the hurricane was the toilet flush. The end
Reroll
what a twist!
Hurricane Trump
I die of dehydration
Come on!! Reroll this shitty masterpiece!
roll
Dubs confirms twist ending. The hurricane was actually a toilet flushing.
The hurricane takes you to shitty land!!!
OP here. I got bored of the desert thread. So I'm making a new one. See you there those who are interested.
I agree. Masterpiece
9 out of 11 sory sorry we fucked ot up
OP kills himself for ruining his own thread.
Convert to Judaism. Bar mitzvah circumcision build a temple
The whole 9 yards
Dubs truth