/mls/ general w/special guest /ayy/ - SEASON OPENER edition

>March 3
Portland vs Minnesota United, 9:30pm EST

>March 4
Columbus Crew SC vs Chicago Fire, 2pm EST
LA Galaxy vs FC Dallas, 4pm
Real Salt Lake vs Toronto FC, 4:30
Colorado Rapids vs New England Revolution, 6pm
DC United vs Sporting KC, 7pm
Houston Dynamo vs Seattle Sounders, 8:30
San Jose Earthquakes vs Montreal Impact, 10pm

>March 5
Orlando City SC vs NYCFC, 5pm
Atlanta United FC vs NY Red Bulls, 7:30
Vancouver Whitecaps FC vs Philadelphia Union, 9:30

>NASL
nasl.com/schedule (3/25)
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule (3/25)
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au/results

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OUR YEAR, JUST GIVE US THE CUP

>perf

we're never winning it again are we?

When anti-semitism became a meme. I'm pretty sure it's a papal conspiracy coming straight from the Vatican. Blame bad things on the Jews so that we don't notice the corruption in The Church

I dunno, there's rumors some MLS club wants to sign Rooney?

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Cut my life into pieces.

You'll squeak in.

THIS IS ATLANTA

Why is the Eastern Conference so shit?

>4chin range banned my is months ago
Sorry lads, I can't stand phone posting.

In other news, what will I do now that one of my fav ex-players from Sporting is now playing for Vancouver?

SKC is comfy, right?

He did leave for China's money and then his old team's rival

>just a couple more days till we can watch Vaughncouver run past our defenders for 90 minute

Will Alphonso Davies start this weekend?

Because soccer is a west coast(minority) sport

surely you can't still be on this side of the border

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Who keeps forgetting fucking fantasy in the OP?

9 BONGS UNTIL LOCK

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/mls/

>Bulce that high
>Atlanta that low
What the fuck?

newfag
what's the power rankings and which of the top 10 are bandwagon teams and which ones are regularly good and is east or worst coast better

M I N N E S O T A

Just watch the games tomorrow and figure out your top ten. If the team loses this weekend then don't bother for the rest of the season.

>Soon

not one ounce of worthwhile territory there

>Confederacy United FC

>Soon

>The South Got Something To Say

*blocks your path*

>2017
>jerseys with buttons and collars

YOU BETTER WATCH YOU'RE MOUTH

oh that's right, they are getting in this aren't they?

will keep track of that.

Are you a Northwestern alum? Saw you in the cbb thread the other day. Surely only alums would willingly follow NU basketball.

No, I'm not
Before /mls/, /cbb/ was my shtick, made the Sup Forums Bubble Watch every spring for a few years

Masters of shitty jerseys t. Totally not salty tfc fan

On a side note sounders are shit and didnt deserve to win. IMAGINE calling yourselves champions when you couldnt get a single shot on net the whole game

SAD!

:^)

twitter.com/BrianStraus/status/837761470867853312

>>Footy McFooty Face

>San Diego Bad Hombres
>San Diego Taco Trucks
>San Diego Surfer Bruhs

What's the H2H code to join fantasy this year?

we need to rig this poll for Taco Trucks

This is the year nycfc wins at RBA. Possibly twice. Cap it.

fuck off, Lisa

Let me put this big dick in your world bb

Not like anything else happening this season

fuck off, Lisa

I think sub. He played the full 90 last night.

"Home team" is usually pretty good

Why do soccer teams have weird names? It's always "insert location here" football club

*insert location first* is an american thing, Arsenal Chelsea Sociedad and many others don't include city names

Just joined fantasy, even know I'll probably forget I have a team in 8 weeks

Not seeing it discussed that Landylakes officially became a part of the group that applied to bring an expansion team to SD. Anyone have any thoughts as to whether or not his coming on board bears any significance to the decision making?

because muh mass market appeal.

mls 1.0 had the galaxies, revolutions, wizards, rapids, etc.

I guess you could say its curtins for the galaxy

The league started 20+ years ago trying to copy the European model, where you just have (city) FC, then the locals give the team an unofficial nickname.

This does not work in America, because when you're a billionaire it's apparently very important to copyright the name and keep merchandise profits for yourself.

r8

>mfw everyone predicting San Jose win

>fantasy soccer

Just fucking kill yourself.

>all those kids
>all those cringy people who insist you call it "football"
This isn't going to be comfy at all.

IMAGINE losing the final to a team that didn't have a single shot on target the whole game

>mfw when my clock in time is @6:30

>#29
FUCK YOU

Blame yourself, Phoenix. That is the ranking based upon rating, reception to marketing and measured interest.

TWO HOURS TO KICKOFF

>tfw going home from work, pullin out the bottle and bowl and chillin with opening night and watching a new expansion team

twitter.com/HearKyleTait/status/837773539327500289

Hell if you live in Portland you can do all that AT THE GAME.

>united FC

Rate it

>filed

>not rooting for united wanderers city fc

Too many players from the 2nd team in the league

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Somehow the word "worst" is missing in the post

West Coast is Best Coast

>Now

>other teams get normal looking fans
>seattle gets a gender-nonspecific gremlin

Yeah, everything checks out!

Houston gets a fury if that makes you feel better.

There's a few furries in that pic, although Seattle fans are the only ones to have actually been identified as furries... probably Portland as well

>mascots are furries

'no'

Opening match isnt broadcasted tonight in canada. Just fuck my shit up senpai

this is why MLS Live exists famalam

how much?

i think it's like 80 US dollaroos
in past years they've had discounts for season ticket holders

tempting

MATCH THREAD

alright lads time to jerk off and hopefully be done by the time the match starts

>matchthreads for anything but MLS Cup

m8...

Every Minnesota match deserves a thread. Now get in there.

>inb4 Adi hat trick

genuinely scared for da loons boys

You are doing God's work.

>no overweight shirtless quakes fan

>El Paso at #8
>Can't even get a USL team
Life 500+ miles away from any other teams is suffering.

I think the autistic screeching dude at the bottom is about right.

>Soon

Lads
I live a block away from a "soccer bar" that shows EPL and other euro leagues but also our local MLS team

Should I go there to see if they're showing tonight's MLS game or will it be filled with euroboos who will laugh at me

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TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL THE SEASON STARTS

I couldn't help but notice the lack of soonposting, and quite frankly, I approve.

It'll probably be more around 10 when they kickoff given the time Minnesota arrived and when the lineups came out

go lad, you'll be fine.

it sort of depends on what city you're in

go if u want but be prepared for retarded discussion and niggas that wont stop trying to talk about messi tho