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Khabib on life support. Fight still not officially canceled

weigh ins

mmafighting.com/2017/3/3/14799844/ufc-209-weigh-in-video

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Why is David Teymur so goddamn cringy?

Khabib needs someone to help him manage his weight better

Seriously he was eating heavy on Embedded. I think his current method is just trying to cut a shedload on the last day or two, rather than balancing it out past the few weeks

>poeple doubted Tony
>people believed in Khabib

Ariel's new ASMR channel is shit.

Khabib needs to be cut and sent back to the fight leagues in his mosque's basement. This is bullshit.

lol

BANANA WILLING TO STEP IN AND SAVE THE DAY

It sounds like, breakfast at wimbledone

Literally don't doubt DESTENEH

So what happens to these guys

Are they just doing weight cut shit one second like hitting the sauna and the next they're unconscious?

Seriously how the fuck can anyone be a fan of AKA

DC = always injured paper champ fatfuck dadbod homo dork

Luke = lost to Bisping

Khabib = terrorist ties, always injured

Cain = racist, always injured

twitter.com/KarynBryant/status/837723212221816832

Karyn BryantVerified account @KarynBryant 2m2 minutes ago
Hearing that Khabib received IV fluids at the hospital + has not been ruled out of fight. If it does go on, only Tony can win title #UFC209

Ariel just confirmed that Khabeeb was or is indeed at the hospital.
>fug

My boy Tony Ferguson is finally going to become THE lightweight champion of the world.

I am so happy right now.

they're the white blackzillians, just a cavalcade of failure

JUST

kek

>interim belt doesn't matter anyway, I could see Khabib getting the title shot if he somehow fights and beats Tony tommorow

lol if Khabib wins somehow it would be Connor's dream scenario

>received IV fluids

What a cheating little scumbag spider monkey looking faggot

WHICH ONE OF YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR PRAYERS TO THE MMA GODS TODAY?

/s

Cucuy is the future of mma

Has our guy weighed in?

>mfw when meme magic powers Lando to an interim title and a fight with conor

Tony is going to Tower 7 transition into a JFK on Khabib to earn his 10th planet black belt

>khabib weighs himself
>he's exactly on weight
>he realizes he's going to have to put his "undefeated record" up against a certified killer in Tony
>islamic tears and expletives as Khabib wrestles water bottles from his coaches and chugs them
>"da, now undefeat still, call Danna"

And the meme lives on.

>It's an AKA fighter pulls out episode
Business as usual. Happens as often as a mention of TRT Vitor on fight companions.

Daily heeminder.

>always injured paper champ fatfuck dadbod homo dork
lmao

>verified account
Dammit. She literally works for Fox.
If he beats Tony you can't give Tony the shot or anyone else except who?

Nate Diaz.

This is playing into Goobs hands

This could be a blessing in disguise lads.

60 minutes for Habeeb to weigh in or the fight is off.

...

MMA GODS TAKE MY POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


SAVE KHABIB

I DON'T CARE IF HE GETS REKT IN ONE ROUND, JUST GIVE ME THIS FIGHT

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TAKE MY POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Kek IV's aren't for cheating, they're banned because they mask cheaters and the whole extreme weight cutters shit

can we meme khabibs spot being filled by vannata?

LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS LADS

HOW ABOUT

LANDO VERSUS TONY 2

FOR THE INTERIM BELT

I just woke up and wtf is this shit

He cant pull out now r-right

KHABIB HAS 60 BINGS TO MAKE THE SCALE

60minutes will decide if im going to be depressed whole weekend
pls allah do something you bearded fuck

>Khabib on life support
Don't play me like that mate, I'll heem your ass.

good luck with that weight cut

...

This is ufc 200 all over again

card is ruined if this fight is pulled

take care of your underwears man

I am the new John Wick.

It's actually authorized if USADA gives you an exemption if you're too dehydrated.

Mate he literally visited the hospital this morning. His weight cut is not going well at all and reports are alluding to him missing weight

There's a a mozzie in my room.

You made me go back and find this rogan asmr post an user made.

Adan and some other losers here were telling me that it was dumb to bet on fighters after weigh-ins.

Imagine being so dumb that you actually put your hard-earned money before knowing how the fighters look at weigh-ins.

Not really but it would sour it all.
You don't even know how hyped I was for this and how I just put shit aside for this fight

take my meme power Khabeeb~

Smack it with a fly swatter.

Kebab won't last 4 rounds

Conor predicts these things

Kebab is a mid tier fighter who is an elite pullout merchant, he should not be allowed a title fight until he fights 10 times in a row with no pull outs or weight missed.

Conor Bless, never pulls out, always on weight.

he won't last two, Ferguson is going to destroy him

This isn't happening

This is number one bullshit

literally SEETHING right now

Woodley vs Thompson is an interesting fight.
It's nowhere near as bad as Nunes vs Tate.

Fresh JUST for the occasion

Hopefully its just a prank bro.
And Khabib will come out last minute laughing with a bag of papakha that he will give to the journalists

Making weight is a social construct

>mfw the ufc still allow weight cutting

>Nunes vs. Tate was a bad fight

Idiot

TAKE ME INSTEAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wouldn't this be goat

If Khabib wins he won't get the Interim belt, but he's still the no.1 contender and would have a right for the actual title, the Interim belt would just guarantee he either faces Conor or Conor vacates.

BIG PIGG

>I_HEEMED_MY_SELF_TODAY.jpg

I think I clapped him up, he was huge.

THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.

SpergOP has called his sleeper cell leader and a suicide vest is currently being made for his 5'9, 220 frame. If I lived in Wisconsin, I'd stay home today.

>Conor looked like a skeleton at 145
>Still reliably made weight every time

Goobs bless

If this fight is cancelled I am going to be so pissed, I took off this weekend and I broke up with my gf who wanted me to visit her family this weekend.

FUCK YOU KHABIB YOU MAKE YOUR FUCKING WEIGHT BOY

Even though he'd have a right for the real title, there's a case for him not getting the actual title because he missed weight.
It's easy to see Conor saying no on the basis of the missed weight

WEW boy am I ever gonna get some mileage outta this

This guy no pay money. Team money.

What did your gfs feet look like?

The next embedeed will be spicy.

Is Khabib the new Hendricks?

maybe khabib is doing this as a way to punish the west

Doesn't Khabib know loads of high level fighters being at AKA

Doesn't he get tips and don't they help him with weight cutting or getting a nutritionist? Whatever he's doing currently doesn't seem to be working

...

it's just a dream right?
I'll wake up and see the fight.

Even if he makes weight we all know Tony is winning.

E L

C U C U Y

This is literally the only plausible explanation

They should have that asian photographer lady doing the stream on mmafighting. She has a pleasant, soft voice

>STILL AT THE HOSPITAL
He won't be making weight. It's over, fight is off.

Ariel says that Khabib's issue isn't with his weight and that he is still in hospital.

can we somehow use mememagic to make khabeeb miraculously appear

Holy shit, Khabib is still at hospital and his issue is not related to the weight cut...FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Wtf

Ariel just said he visited the hospital but not because of his weight

Then Karyn said he used an IV. Some burger on here said he was dealing with a knee injury, maybe it's that?

Was just confirmed by Ariel that Khabibs problem was not his weight, so it must be his knee.

Reply with ' Knee ' to pay respect to Khabibs career

just

don't you do this to me

Reports coming in on the stream.

Khabib visited a hospital, and is still at said hospital. He has not arrived at the arena.

NO METRO PCS LOGO TO BLAME NOW

LANDO COMING FOR THAT BELT