/HEEM/: HE CAN STILL MAKE IT edition

NO FIGHTS
NO NEWS
NO TIME (for Khabib to make weight)

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ITS OFFICAL

RIP 209

khabib doesnt make weight

check em

JUST

can Goobert make 170 on short notice

Officially cancelled

twitter.com/bokamotoespn/status/837738828781625345

GOAT MAKES WEIGHT
twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/837738003007098881

BTFO

What's his name again?

ALLAH IS SHOOK

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

CANCELLED

fight has been cancelled
khabib not cleared to fight by hospital due to weight cutting

FIGHT CANCELLED

NOT MEDICALLY CLEARED DUE TO WEIGHT ISSUES

AHAHAHAHAHA THERE GOES YOUR CAREER YOU MUDSLIME FUCK

twitter.com/MikeBohnMMA/status/837738726155403264

Khabib Nurmagomedov vs. Tony Ferguson is officially off the UFC 209 card. Khabib was hospitalized this morning. Didn't make it to weigh-in.

KHABIB WAS TOO FAT

WEIGHT MANAGEMENT ISSUES

FAT
AT

Reminder that I called Khabib would get injured two months ago

justheemmycardup

Khabib nurmakeweightadov

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Nate, take the call.

ONFIOB NIWEOJNIOQFNFEN IFNQOPFN

NO

KHABIB WHY

FUCK THIS SHIT I HATE THIS GAY SPORT

no

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SOMEONE CHOKE ME OUT
I DONT WANNA LIVE

CANCELED

>chechnyans

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

>don't have to get up early on Sunday
Thanks, Khabib

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conor will never fight khabib now.

khabib is a pull-out artist, even better at this art than aldo

its over

cantwakeup

FUCK KHABIB

REEEEEEEEE

Kebab Nomakeweightov

THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS NOT FOR ME GUYS

FUCK YOU KHABIB

fuck

nice semen slurping sport you have there

>AKA strikes again

How many main events have they ruined? They can't keep getting away with it

Daily heeminder.

MANDRAMA-WATCHING

LOSERS

GET OUT

I AM SO FUCKING UPSET RIGHT NOW

so what about our pick situation?

>Khabib

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>so shook he cant even make a thread
>the state of spergop

can't make weight but at least he got those meme stretches in right?

WHERE IS YOUR ALLAH NOW? DIRTY TERRORIST MUDSLIME SHEEPFUCKER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO BOMB A BUS YOU SUBHUMAN MUDSLIME

Can't blame Conor either, Khabib is about as undisciplined as Hendricks when it comes to cutting weight.

How many times has Khabib vs Tony been canceled now?

4 times?

LANDO TONY 2
LETS GO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

allah wills it

AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY
PUNISHED KHABIB WILL WIN THE BELT IN 2018

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ufc.com/news/khabib-nurmagomedov-tony-ferguson-UFC-209-bout-cancelled

twitter.com/GroovyLando/status/837739056402317312

LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO LANDO

twitter.com/GroovyLando/status/837739056402317312

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Conor McGregor vs Tony Ferguson

Get hype

REEEEEEEE KHABIB REEEEEEEEEE
GLAD I NEVER PREORDERED THIS CARD

LGTSS...

>aka

Aka and Jose should form their own fight league where no one ever fights

Hey, Nate

Are you busy this weekend?

he's the only hope

>UFC 180
>UFC FN Australia
>UFC 197
>UFC 206
>UFC 207
>UFC 209

AKA was a yuge mistake.

Khabib dodging Tony Ferguson

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>NEEDING TO GO TO HOSPITAL TRYING TO MAKE WEIGHT

>still training with AKA

PUNISHED KHABIB 2.0 WILL WIN THE TITLE IN 2018

he'll never get a shot at the belt after this. this is legitimately the end of his career.

HAVE A FUN WEIGHT CUT BOIIIIIIIII

>friend was literally talking about preordering this card until i convinced him we can just go somewhere to see it

WEW lads

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/751258604271902720

Chris Weidman vs. Anderson Silva will be added to UFC 209. 3 round, middleweight fight. TMZ confirmed with UFC.

3 times.

3 times this fight has fallen through
Allah wills it boys, no way around it

rekt?

Serious question /heem/ What happens to the Interim Title? Does Tony just get it?

but they didn't fiiiiight user

khabib fucked my picks up

Dana, hello. Yes, you know what to do.

It's all over.

You don't even how this feels. I was putting off all this shit thinking oh 209 is coming up anyway it's all good. Instead this happens, ruined my mood, ruined my day, ruined so much shit.

It's literally last minute too, feels like just a bad dream. Everything looked like it was finally happening. We had embedded's, literally a day away from the fight we all wanted to see. Everyone even says 3rd times the charm but to sum it all up this is no 1 bullshit.

Was anyone else looking forward to the khabib/ Ferguson fight? I know I was.

>aka

I can't wait to see DC's damage control on the FS1 prefight show

Gentlemen, it has been an honour to shitpost with you.

>nate making 155 on literally minutes notice

>good luck on that weight cut

Is he the new John Wick?

y'know issallgud wat? fudda steroidsan sheet

>"people"getting upset over a fight not happening that does not involve GSP.
Get your priorities in order lads

You talked so much shit and didn't stay humble faggot. Chat shit get banged.
You weer cringey af muh Khabib dammit

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No way that's happening now. At best Tony gets an opponent in a 3 rd fight

if be beats lando. they might let lando fight for it officially if he can make 155 but he's probably already guzzled a couple bottles of pedialyte

Nah they'll just delete the LW division citing irreparable damage to the title picture
They'll put in Super Featherweight 150 and Slender Welterweight 160

shouldnt have picked a cuck lol

no way Nate can cut from 300 pounds so close to the fight

He won't get the title but he will get the next shot.

>people are actually upset by this
calm down, kek
it's a sport

All this means is my boy Tony Ferguson gets to be the one to d'arce that Irish manlet and I couldn't be happier.

>aka