How can I summon a demon?

How can I summon a demon?

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What do you want?

necronomicom, culte les ghouls, chantes eibonis ot liber eibonis

I'm here

a corrupted religious icon. candles animal or human blood of a sacrifice (if not human of goat or chicken). candles, a mirror and silent solitude

call up my ex-girlfriend

Walk into a crowded public place. Show your testicles and yell that there isn't a wage gap.

Feminists will be summoned and run towards you with an angry scream.

Post this on /x/ they'll be able to tell you. Some of them are probably convinced they've done it already.

You have called upon the Kebab remover, state your genocide targets.

Wealth women and power

Leave some cat food out on your porch in a summoning circle. A demon just like the one in OP's pic will soon show up to live with you.

God loves you all. Turn back. The friends gifts are much more sweet than the bees sting.

placed in front of a mirror an icon of the beheaded virgin. recite the fourth chapter of the second verse of the necronomicon (if he does not recite the pkanacotic fragments by heart) then trace a circle of salt around you with an alchemical zodiacal wheel (read to Lull) and recite the passage in question. it must be night and you will light up with a single candle. When it is consumed, turn and look at the mirror. If it is broken, run away. what he has pierced is called thindalos dog and will want to kill you. if it is not broken but if you are cocky you will have summoned azaroth or more specifically to one of his messengers: the black man. Be careful and remember that I did not say anything.

kek

Understand what you are dealing with.
Be someone they would want to corrupt.

Klatu, barada, and then a cough.

or eat some california reapers, will feel like one is clawing out from your ass the next day.

You can't because they don't exist, you fucking moron

They corrupted Jesus. He still completed his mission.

If you pronounce it wrong, you will instead summon the orange man, and he will become your president.

You're a bigger fool then he is.
Genesis 6:4

i'm not op, but all I want is power, unlimited power

I don't believe in God. If such a Being exists, the it's an asshole who plays "favorites"... and I ain't one of them.

>They corrupted Jesus.
Not even once.

I've read that one. I used to have a book called "the troll with the yellow ball" i liked better as a kid. It was a troll with his snail buddy that kicked the ball too far by accident, then the snail decided to be the trolls new ball and he stopped crying.

shove a finger up that cat's asshole

lost

Well, you can't have it. Sorry user.

You already have it. Don't be gulled so easily. You are already sitting in a perpetual motion machine.

He believes in you. You must be one of his favorites if you are breathing.

It is a compilation, not just one.

That you think it is one book? shows you have no idea what it says at all.

Then I know what I'm dealing with and there is still time for me. As for them their fate is sealed.

I said "i've read that one", where does that say book anywhere? It could be story, paper, book, essay, mind, or a fucking palm..

Oh for fucks sake! Back on topic.

All I ever managed to summon was a goblin and a wood nymph.

We're on topic.
DON'T SUMMON DEMONS.
It's stupid!
They only want to lie to you and kill you.

shut up, I don't like your stupid god either.

Your way of life has brought me nothing but a life
Time of humiliation, no wife/gf, and a dead-end job. Time to try something new.

>equip Hades materia
>enter battle
>select "Summon"
>select "Hades"
>select enemy

Who said I like him?

You don't have to like someone for the promises they make to be true.

Hypocrisy?

Come on. That demon in the windowless van that says FREE CANDY seems pretty legit

My way of life?

What do you know?

>Time of humiliation, no wife/gf, and a dead-end job.

Never mind carry on.

>They only want to lie to you and kill you.
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

Jesus promised the end of wicked men 2000 years ago.

Motherfucker lied to me.

Meanwhile, Odin promised to protect you from the frost giants.
"Global Warming" is Odin keeping his promise.

I don't want to come off as ambitious... I'm not trying to get in touch with the king of hell at this point. I plan to start modest by summoning minor spirits or lesser demons.

go to /X/ you fuckin dweeb

Not on my part.
I was serious don't play with demons.

That's not a demon its a catholic priest.


I would not dispute that, nor would the Bible, avoid churches at all costs.

He said that it would be within one generation of what he foretold. What he foretold was the re founding of Israel. That only happened in 1948 we have a bit more time to go.

You gotta suck a whole lot of homeless dick. Go, wizard - summon your foulf spirits, with scab-crusted jizz on your satanic lips.

Or, fuck off you drooling cunt. Either or.

Some religions are more upfront about being full of shit. Buddhism for instance states up front that every story of buddha is just a story. A metaphor.

A generation is born every 20 years or so. There have been 3 born since then.

>That's not a demon its a catholic priest.
There's a difference??

The bible defines a generation as 40, 70, or 120 years. Jerusalem was recaptured in 1967 so you have to figure out when the timer started and how long it runs?

Could be 2088 before all is fulfilled.

Most assuredly.. The latter serves demons and wears funny hats while molesting altar boys.

I'm more interested in channeling my INNER-DEMON. That SonOfABitch I know for sure exists!

I wish these godly anons would abandon thread. Fuck Religion!

"But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. "

It might be quite a bit longer than a hundred years by his calendar

fuck off im not giving you my phone number

We are called to til the soil where we are not at planned parenthood.

Could be? But I doubt it The end of days is called the final Trump.. I find that ironic.

So the world ends before we make it one generation past israel?

What a jip.... Or does it mean trump will be president for 80 more years?

good luck in school tomorrow

Go to a synagogue.

Send it a message on facebook?

>So the world ends before we make it one generation past Israel?

Actually even before that. Let he who has eyes see: The Temple to Be Destroyed

1And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him to show him the buildings of the temple.

2And Jesus said unto them, See you not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.

3And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of your coming, and of the end of the world?

4And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

False Christs Shall Come

5For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

6And you shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that you be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in various places.

8All these are the beginning of sorrows.

9Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and you shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

10And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

11And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

12And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall grow cold.

13But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

The Gospel Preached to All Nations
Cont.

14And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

15When you therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoever reads, let him understand:)

16Then let them who are in Judea flee into the mountains:

17Let him who is on the housetop not come down to take anything out of his house:

18Neither let him who is in the field return back to take his clothes.

19And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that nurse a child in those days!

20But pray you that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:

Great Tribulation

21For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.

23Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; so that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

25Behold, I have told you before.

26Therefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

The Coming of the Son of Man

27For as the lightning came out of the east, and shines even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

28For wherever the carcass is, there will the vultures be gathered together.

29Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give its light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

demon here
>wealth
work
>women
work out, get social
>power
be smart and plan your moves

you are welcome
I'll sent one of my incubi to seal the deal

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you watched too much supernatural and spent way too long in wow

Only the weak need help. You're the perfect slut for one to own. You probably don't even need to ask.

That picture is me every time I have to call my mother-in-law.

Eventually your opinion on this will change.

you rang

the necronomicon doesn't exist , except in the evil dead franchise

Insults... typical characteristic of your devoutilk.

Homeboy doesn't appeal me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_of_Solomon

Currently reading the Lovecraft franchise. A+.

Haha, try again. Religion is an old prison for weak minds. I rid myself of those shackles long ago. I am many basements away from that of my family's.

how do i summen a semon demen?

Hey demons, check these motherfuckin' dubs.

Fuck off loser

You all realize that ghosts/demons/gods don't exist right? Is this thread some sort of joke or are you all just fucking idiots?

fuck off you cunt, why hide the truth.
You either are too mind dead to realize that truth or have a poison agenda

Some believe some don't.
But I doubt you are an expert on any topic.

But please feel free to shove your insults where the sun doesn't shine.

Fuck off I bet you think the porn threads on .b. are a good thing.