The one good thing about having an unpopular fetish is that it makes getting through No-Fap September much easier

The one good thing about having an unpopular fetish is that it makes getting through No-Fap September much easier.

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What's the fetish

If I tell you that you would just spam pictures of it to tempt me, wouldn't you?

He likes straight shotacon spam that shit out

No I don't. I'm not gay, and I'm not a pedo.

I'm guessing....
>Floor tiles
Whats your latest adventure, my g?

wtf is the point of nofap

It's not that niche-tier kind of fetish.

Also refrain from posting disgusting garbage like that ever again.

It's good for you to not masturbate so frequently. Gives your hands a rest. Gives you time to do other stuff.

wtf how much were you masturbating

even at twice a day thats what? 20 minutes?

Maybe half an hour. Sometimes I did it multiple times a day.

feel u

stop playing 20 questions and just tell us already

Okay?

But user it's Segaltember, how are you supposed to refrain from fapping?

Easy, Sergals are shit.

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This forced meme isn't even funny.

Same here. It is easy to go through no fap September because nobody likes the conjoined twin fetish or has good pics of it.

I can never do it because of the military threads that get posted, because uniforms get me off.

I just bought this one. I think the flag is a little off. Does anyone know how easy it is to replace? I don't really care either way since the rest of it looks legit.

:^)

>Amerifats have a fetish-tier obsession with their military
Can't say I'm surprised.

I'm australian and it's a sheriff uniform

As I said. Nobody has good pics of it.

>I'm australian
So am I. Hey there, fellow Aussie!

Why do you find uniforms sexually attractive? Do you mean people wearing them? Because if so I can understand it.

>Gives you time to do other stuff.
Bullshit. Usually I just watch about half an hour of porn daily as upon finishing I don't have any reason to watch further, which just isn't the case during nofap.

Both the person and the uniform, on several levels.

I think I picked up this fetish because I had a very unstable childhood, and the only people who were actually nice to me were in uniform.

It's so bad that at times I will choke up around a man in uniform, especially if he calls me Sir.

That never, ever goes down well with cops.

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And you could have spent that half an hour doing something else.

>I think I picked up this fetish because I had a very unstable childhood, and the only people who were actually nice to me were in uniform.
I'm sorry to hear that. Also it sounds kinda Freudian.

>It's so bad that at times I will choke up around a man in uniform, especially if he calls me Sir.
Okay now that's just weird.

I suppose I wasn't clear enough. Regularly I watch porn for about half an hour, while during nofap that time dramatically increases sometimes even into a whole day.

I know it's weird.

One time i walked into a public toilet, and a soldier was pissing with the urinal door open. He walked out said "sorry, sir." I tried to reply but i just choked up completely. Couldn't respond. And I was blushing hotly.

I've never been so anxious and turned on at once.

>while during nofap that time dramatically increases sometimes even into a whole day.
So you spend all day watching porn without fapping? Why?

Just because I don't jerk it it doesn't mean I'm not hard.

Errr... well that's awkward. No offense but if you can't control yourself like that I think you might need to find some help regarding self-control.

Where's the fun in getting a boner if you ain't gonna stroke it? Why would you spend all day watching porn?

Maybe after I fuck my BF in uniform a few times i'll settle down. I have anxiety disorders. They make things hell for me.

Also, no offense taken. I know this is a situation I need to work on.

Have you seen a doctor about this?

Yes.

I have just suffered an emotional breakdown. We're working on me.

Well I'm sorry to hear that, but it's also good you are trying to do something about.

Perhaps I'm lucky that my (main) fetish is impossible in real-life. Prevents any public arousals.

Yeah, you should feel relieved. It's really not fun when you're turned on by something you see a lot and occasionaly interact with. It can cook up some strange scenarios, i assure you.

And, i'll be ok. I need some CBT. and time on a therapists couch. I'm about to do just that.

Well good luck with that, user. Thanks for talking with me too.

Hey, no worries man.

How are you anyway? Feel like telling me about your fetish?

Also thank you for the well wishes. My memory isn't so good right now, I meant to say it before.

I'm alright. Went to a cool model show today. Had some neat stuff.

I'd not sure if you'd want to hear about my fetish. It's kinda gross and is pretty weird, even by what you deem weird.

Nice, sounds like a good day, man.

Zero judgement from me. I'm open minded as fuck. We're all user here.

Still here user? Sorry for the late reply above. Forgot about the thread.

I'm here, me too haha

Alright then. It's hyperscat. My favourite fetish is hyperscat.

Disregard this.

Not bad.

Doesn't hurt or harm anyone, go for it. Zero judgement from me guaranteed™

Thanks.

So you've heard of it? What are your thoughts about it?

I've done regular scat. Never heard of hyperscat.

Oh. Well hyperscat means poo of impossible sizes. Like a chick taking a dump as thick as her thighs, or passing a turd the size of a car, for example.

Ah, got ya. Not bad. Not bad at all.

Don't find it odd in any way? Is it an intriguing concept?

>that picture
So you're a furfag too? I like most of my fetishes for both human and anthros, except for butts. I only like furry butts for some reason.

I don't find it odd whatsoever. It's intruiging.

Yeah, i'm a furfag. Furry butts are fuckin' amazing. I like my fetishes for human, anthro, and feral.

Also, since you like furry butts

>I don't find it odd whatsoever. It's intruiging.
If you don't mind me asking would you care to elaborate on both? Especially the first?

>Furry butts are fuckin' amazing
Amen brother

I appreciate the gesture user, but I'm not gay, sorry.

Ah, my bad. No harm meant

What exactly do you want me to elaborate on?

>Ah, my bad. No harm meant
It's fine, user.

>What exactly do you want me to elaborate on?
Just what makes you think that it isn't odd? Also what intrigues you about it exactly?

I'm turned on by much worse things. I jacked off watching a horse shit once. They do some impressive ones. I'm really open minded and sexually adventurous.

I'm intruiged with that as a concept, if a chick took a dump as thick as her thighs, how big would a horse shit be? And a whale? And so on.

>I'm really open minded and sexually adventurous.
Well in that case should I post some hyperscat pics and see what you think of them?

I never though about it involving other animals because I'm not into ferals at all (in fact, I rather despise it) but that species-scaling is an interesting idea. I just tend to think of hyper as only affect humans/anthros though.

Yes you can.

I'm sorry you despise us (ferals). I hear that one a lot.

(I haven't taken offense)

Well cool. I start off with a smaller turd (for hyper standards) to ease you in. Would you prefer human or furry?

>I'm sorry you despise us
When I said ferals I meant the actual animals not the people into them. Sorry if it sounded otherwise. I do hate actual zoophiles though.

Uh... still here?

Just post whatever

Well as I said before, I'm not into guys, but I do like this pick due to the turd. It helps that there's no visible genitals or anything.

And here's another pic from the same artist, this time with a female and a much, much thicker turd.

Looks interesting

Are you the same guy? You sound different?

Same guy.

Oh, I just thought you'd have a little more to say, no offense.

None taken bud, just tired

Oh. Maybe it's better off that you rest then?

I was just interested in hearing your thoughts on these, is all.

To be honest, it's hot. I'd fap to it.

Which ones do you like most?

The really long exxagerated ones are my favourite

So stuff like this? What are you thoughts on thickness? How thick do you prefer?