Welcome Traveler, you stand in a cave, ahead of you is a wooden door (of which snooring can be heard from the other side), to your left there is a broken ladder. In all other directions there is cave wall.
You have with you: A torch A sword An apple 26 Golden coins
Trips decides what to do.
Juan Martinez
Suicide
Ayden Thompson
Drink my own gizz... I mean piss
Jaxson Kelly
Eat sword Shove torch in ass Shove coins down dick Admire the apple
Landon Sanders
Kill jester
Levi Ramirez
Waiting...
Jaxson Ward
Kill the Jester.
Henry Martin
Winrar.
Parker Powell
Dammnit OP wake up fuck
Brody Hughes
You drink your own piss, you try to contain your orgasm but you cannot. You groan loudly, mid orgasm you notice the snooring has ceased.
Zachary Price
#killjester
Andrew Collins
Stub your toe and scream bloody murder
Also trips is asking too much. This worn get anywhere. Dubs for next time mate
Jason Wilson
Dubs activated. You may now continue on dubs. My trips from last post decreeee
Juan Cook
DUBS FROM NOW ON
Jaxson Hall
shove all 26 golden coins into asshole, 1 at a time.
Michael Sanchez
Now you have nothing to offer the troll, apart from sexual favours.
Leo Carter
reroll
Jonathan Thomas
Jump the chasm
Justin Price
Perform sexual favors for troll
Christopher Mitchell
eat everything and then ass blast shit chunks as such high velocity that you propel into outerspace and the ducktales moon theme plays
Matthew Peterson
You cannot..
Sebastian Jackson
lmao 912 winrar
Carson Bennett
fucking *911 winrar
Owen Perry
put troll in bag
Cameron Kelly
You begin to eat your possesions. You eat the coins, you eat the apple, you even manage to stomach a few mouthfulls of the wooden torch. But when you come to eat the sword you cannot, you slide the sword down your throat and begin to bleed. You gargled screams wake the troll, in a last push against life and death you begin to violently shit. The shit comes out with such velocity that you fly into the ceiling of the cave breaking your neck, upon your death the ducktales theme emits from your anus.
The troll stares in bewilderment.
Connor Stewart
FUCKING KEK THAT WAS TOP TIER
Jose Clark
Will you take another call?
Charles Phillips
You are dead, next game.
Welcome Traveler You wake up next to a river well rested, your campfire is still embers. Across the river you see a group of 3 bandits harrasing a fellow adventurer. In all other directions there is thick forest.
You have in your possesion: An Axe A sleeping roll A loaf of bread An apple A steel pot 17 Golden coins
Thomas Lopez
I wake up the sleeping roll and tell it to attack the bandits
Hunter Cooper
put pot on head of troll to hopefully utilize a skyrim exploit
Samuel Sanchez
You begin talking to your sleeping roll, it does not respond so you begin to yell at the inatimate object. Your yelling alerts the bandits, they move up the river and begin to cross the shallow rapids. You continue to yell at the bed roll.
Parker Allen
Attack bandits with steel pot and loaf of bread
Nathaniel Moore
WAKE UP YOU CUNT
Christian Cooper
Kill Jester
Jack Torres
Beat them to death with the axe handle
Leo Lopez
reroll
Jacob Fisher
Throw coins at them until they die
Evan Walker
Tell the bandits Jews are just over the ridge, holding a secret council for how to split their secret jewgolds.
Wyatt Cooper
Drink my own gizz... I mean piss
Leo Campbell
sleep
Ryan Ross
Use magic to turn jizz into sword of the shallow semen which you then use too kill the bandits
Owen Bell
Winrar you lazy cunt
Jaxson Sullivan
Cant be fucked writing these anymore, in the middle of wanking off to some cucks wife thread.
Bentley Rodriguez
runaway into the woods..... shitting as you go, cause irritable bowel syndrome