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Tony vs Khabib is cancelled cause Khabib is a pussy.

SpergOP and the Nation of Islam on suicide(vest) watch.

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KHABIB IS THE GOAT

Guys what does inshallah mean?

-FUCKER

His step mom is a goat

I d-didn't want to watch that fight anyway

tfw this was going to be my first PPV

"I like to fuck goats"

GUYS

Did Mike Tyson poison Khabib? IS that why he didnt want the Embedded cameras in his house?

REAL THREAD HERE

We still have the Teymur fight, bros

lol you fucking sandnigger loser

Casual here - can Khabib not fight at a heavier weight and just take a pay cut?

Michael Johnson's phone just rang on the mmajunkie stream. Is it Dana?

He was in a hospital, he's not fit to fight at all

McGregor was right when he called Kallerbib a pullout emrchant

I am scum in arabic

God willing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inshallah

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW KHABIB?
AKA NEEDS TO BE BURNED DOWN THEY ARE FUCK UPS

post ABC

hhnnnnnngggggg

can't lose if you don't fight

khabib is next leveling everybody

SCREEN CAP THIS TONY FERGUSON WILL WIN ROUND 3 BY SUBMISSION

Is this guy any good? He has been fighting bums up until now and his record is like 5-1 already. Based banana man should fuck him up playfully. Btw fuck kebab I wanted you to lose anyway.

>le pull out of 2 out of 3 fight actual """real""" champion of the world man

FUCK KHABIB pussy piece of shit
FUCK UFC
FUCK DANA
FUCK WME
FUCK ISIS AND ALL THE MUSLIMS

...

He wants you to take care of your underwears, because he's gonna fuck you

underrated kek

Valposter here, I am on my home pc and all I have are 1200+ pepes.

Post Vals plz

>Khabib Nurmagomedov

never again

All 4 wheels of the Khabib bandwagon have fallen off ahahahahaa

another announcement in 5 mins??????????

ANNOUNCEMENT IN 4 MIN
NEW OPPONENT FOR TONY
HERE WE GO

Probably some gay ass SHIT dog you mean but mayb we get to heatr them eesehuidkel ihebib snd toyn

Khabib is the real LW champ

24-0 win streak is still intact.

KEBAB IS GETTING CUT BY THE UFC

IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS A CO PROMOTION WITH UFC AND MAYWEATHER PROMOTIONS.
IM NOT JOKING

you are incorrect my friend

Just in case you forgot.

how likely will it be that they just reschedule for 210?

Bjpenn.com

Likely but Khabib will probably pull out again along with DC.

>AKA fighters in main and co-main

0% chance

Holy shit, this close to the fight and AKA strikes again.

Seems like only Dan Cormier is the only one that actually shows up. Far as I know he's only pulled out once.

Khabib and Ferguson will never fight each other in their prime. It's too good of a matchup.

Fuck ever getting excited over any card.

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>Seems like only Dan Cormier is the only one that actually shows up.

>UFC 197
>UFC 206

Nope

> being so scared that they have to hospitalize you

Finally the Khabib hype train is derailed.

lads, i just might be done with this semen slurping sport

WHEN AND WHERE IS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT???

see ya.

it was a fun 2 years eh?

youtube.com/watch?v=QQ5DQ7eXSgc

>Finally the Khabib hype train is derailed.

Turkey stabs Russia in the back again, fucking cockroaches

Can you really call yourself the GOAT when you tapped to strikes and the only reason you're coming back is to fight the WOAT MW champ?

is UFC Unfiltered any good?

worth listening to?

serra knocked gsp out

It's alright depending on the guest. Fun enough stuff

everything else is virtually [spoiler]even[/spoiler]

ah damn thought it only happened once.

No point in waiting for a card where an AKA fighter is headlining.

Velasquez infecting everyone with his injury bug.

Jones vs Rumble
Bisping vs GSP

Gonna be great fight week this July

mods please merge threads

>Being so shook you hospitalize yourself

>finally home from work to join in the shitposting

YES

How to Keep an Unblemished Record by Kebab Ramadanegov

>fight twenty russian bums without wiki pages
>injure yourself for years at a time in the UFC
>fight a guy with a literal cubicle desk job
>eliminate months you cant fight because ramadan
>hospitalize yourself during weight cut

Never

Ever

Doubt

Mystic Mac.

He sees these things.

>never ever won a fight in March

Get your picks in. This is literally and unironically the main card for UFC 209

APOLOGIZE TO MCGOOBER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

No. Go beg for (you)'s on Sup Forums

Revoke Khabibs visa and deport him back to Afghanistan

>He's a pull out merchant

I apologize that you're a fake brown belt

>never misses weight
>always puts on exciting fights
>learns from losses
>fights often

meanwhile you like some fat slav who can hold people down the best and fights 3 times in 3 years

le "swedish" goatfucker

*Blocks him on Twitter*

I'm sorry you're a fake brown belt Mr. Magrega.

never again indeed, he had so much hype behind him but he just had to blow it as an AKA member.

Real thread:

Nah heem yourself.

Reeeeeeeeeeee, kebab isn't a slav, fuck you

>conor made more in one loss than khabib has or will his entire career
>three months after avenging it won his SECOND belt
>khabib has none
>never will

kek

Fake brown belt

welp im on board the hype train

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH

Tony Ferguson is the number one contender.

Do we even know if Conor will fight in the UFC anytime soon? Will he continue to hold out for the Mayweather fight?

Let's talk about this man's future for a second.

He can't make 155. Even if he does Dana will never EVER will bet a big event on that again.

If he thought that UFC didn't want to give his a titleshot then than he's in for a treat with those constant pullouts of his.

He's pretty much exposed as a weight cut abuser with an insane cut of close to 40lbs, 1.7 of what Conor usually cuts to 145 and he looks like he's fucking dead.
People often say that Conor has an unfair mass advantage. What does this tell us about Khabib?

He's tempted with millions upon millions of dollard from russian MMA organizations to come draw for them.

His muslim dad wants him to quit after 2 or 3 years, half of which is going to be recovery apparently.

If he can't make 155 and will go up 170 he's fucking dead with mammoths like Tyroid walking around.

Dude's done.

I WANT TO HEAL
I WANT TO FEEL
WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL

pull out merchant

This is why the athletic commissions need to revert back to original weigh in times and lift the IV ban. So many cancelled fights.

I'm gonna guess you're not talking about your father.

I WANT TO LET GO OF THE CHEESE, IT TASTES SO STRONG

"Ow my knee"

Did your dad pull out?

Not only was that not insulting but it was so not funny that i cringed for about a minute

He would do fine at 170 actually.

Is this possible without PEDs?

>BisKing

Just in case you forgot

he can't fight at all - he's in the hospital.
weight cutting fucks your brain, heart, and kidneys.
which one of those got fucked, Idk, but one of them did apparently.

Thanks for the (You) yeh

Why is Khabib such a pussy?