Roast me, Sup Forums?

roast me, Sup Forums?

time stamp

I prefer my pork fried or bbq'd, not roasted

You seek negative attention because your dad raped you as a child, I can tell by the cleavage and nose ring, and also because you ask for people to roast you

I'll beat your ass and fuck you, you thicc bitch

Yep time stamp or you are as real as jesus

the only roasting you need is on a spit you pig

Awesome, I love roasting marshmallows

Okay OP here, wtf do u mean by timestamp? Lol I'm new here

Is this what you're looking for? Lol

no take another picture of yourself with a piece of paper with current date and time

>actually timestamping the screenshot

This is probably the first time anyone has pretended to be this heifer. She'd probably be happy someone is using her face for more than just a cum dumpster

I'm trash sorry

roast ? moar like barbecue

tits or gtfo

Suck bobs show vegene

OP here, what do you think I do for a job?

Are you where pork scratchings come from?

bricklayer

teacher

show us your tits

Get your fat ass on a treadmill and you will become dropdead gorgeous.

I'm not even joking, fatty. Get to work and spread that beauty.

full time nigger lover

Follow the damn rules

Post more pics so I can jack off to you

Your shirt letters are backwards.
Take that

Lmao you guys are cracking me up. I actually work in Upholstery. :)

having an ass like a couch does not equal working in upholstery

do you have trouble going through security checkpoints with all that metal shit in your face?

Show us your asshole chubs

Post nudes

I don't have trouble going through security checkpoints, and I don't have an ass like a couch.

get yourself on cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com

oink oink

I'm onlying doing cam if I get paid

Does Kermit know you're posting on here?

Lmao yes he does

I bet she only fucks black guys

...

No makeup, what do you guys think?

Less face more tits chubs

your tits look nice, probably even better without the shirt covering them...

you savage monster

would bang

Do they even make bags that big?

I wouldn't kick you out of bed

I used to have black hair???

Even feckin worse....throw it in front of Irma n see if the high winds will change the face abit...knowing our luck it will change direction

What about my harley quinn makeup?

Would bang/10

isn't harley quin supposed to be skinny?

...

Dat gum to teeth ratio...
Does your weight start with 200?
3/10. 4 at best

still no tits, you disappoint me.

that shirt
>don't ever take unnecessary risks
>posts face on Sup Forums

Your black hair looked better

Whats your name op you fucking hot

I didn't really think I was that fat, lmao. You guys are opening my eyes! I'm actually in the process of trying to lose 75 pounds. :)

This is Sup Forums what did you expect?

How do you not see the fact that your body had run out of space everywhere else so it's decided to store it in your fuckin face? You may want too double what your trying to lose.

....and still no tits.

I used to look like this lmao

you are going the right direction

Another one lol

you look real cute in this pic, dayum

Let's start cumming on her guys

A lot better, minus the herpes sore

are you from England ?

Nope! Kentucky :)

Are you inbred?

Where are these tits?

I'm not inbred.. lol

Can we get a body pic? Like a mirror shot or something

yeah, we can't really make a decision about your looks till we see some skin baby gurl

Lmao don't roast too hard pls

did you eat all the other bandmembers?

No, I didn't! Lol

That's a big bitch

WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS PUSSYBITCH?
SHE AINT CONFORMING TO Sup Forums ETIQUETTE
TITS OR GTFO STOP SHARING PICS OF YOUR GAMMY AS FUCK FACE CUNTWENCH

You honestly look like a pretty good fuck. Have those big fat tits in a bra or bikini I can fap my cock too

wtf I came back after 1 hour and still no tits?

lmao i'm weak i'm not posting my nudes someone did that for me earlier this year

just do it. you know the amount of tits on this site? nobody gives a shit

> i left my ex bc he forgot my birthday and was very controlling
> i had sent him noodles
> he posted them later the same day we broke up
>ppl harassed me on my youtube channel and on facebook
> i have screen caps to prove

Can I please see your tight wet cunt? I just wanna please you baby

You delicious, fat slampiggy. I'd love to fuck you all night long.

lmaooooo

Thank you? Lol you guys have weird ass compliments

I honestly think you are beautiful, even without the makeup! : D

you want me to give you the ole' lickeroo?

thank you!! :)

what the hell is that

He left you because anyone can make noodles. Get your cooking skills straight...

nudes / noodles

tits. or. gtfo.
/thread

I'm a fantastic cook thank you very much

here you go newfag

Also

I've fucked chicks bigger than you. But they didn't play hard to get with the nudes.

Sorry that I'm so new to the scene lmao