Why does he cut inside?

why does he cut inside?

One trick pony.

The better question is, why dont you?

He's a two-trick pony. Sometimes he passes to Lahm who crosses it to Lewandowski.

we will never know
why even live

What happens if he were to cut outside?

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Why not? It works.

He did it against Man U a couple seasons ago and just slid it across for an assist. No stopping him.

he would die

It is the only thing based LCIM knows
>2017
>Not cutting inside

LCIM is a special breed, you just cant keep him from cutting inside. Any opposing team will mark him with at least 2 players, making him an insanely valuable player even if he just stands around picking his nose.

Robbens left foot could propel interstellar travel to be honest

4-1

>penalty

Are Spics still ass blasted at based lcim ......

Because no one can stop him.

If you could stop Cut Inside Man, he wouldn't cut inside.

he is an absolutely blatant diver though
in a way I don't blame him, he's so fast and skillful that people are bound to try to take a chunk out of him to slow him down, but it's kind of pathetic to watch

All top-tier fast forwards are blatant divers as far as I know. I think that defenders constantly trying to take them down just a bit too hard, in the hope of getting them injured, and I think they react this way because of their worry of being injured.

Football is still a gay as sport compared to real sports like cycling though.

What part of cut inside are you lads from?

why is the sky blue

why is water wet

>LCIM is going to retire in my lifetime
i dont want to live in that cold cold world bros

I bet he tones down his playing because of his fear of getting injured. If he was not so injury-prone, he would be going all out in every match like cr7 and he would be in the Messi-Cr7-LCM list.

Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

will he ever NOT cut inside?

Kuutinzijd

Some are, but fuck them.
The NT would have lost in OT, they were cornered way before the penalty.

this.

like in the last world cup when he went all out, I was amazed that he could still run full sprint well into extra time against costa rica and argentina despite his age.

no

how do you fuck up like that

that's not possible

have you not seen the interview where he says, "Yes, they know I'm going to cut inside - but it doesn't help them."

yes

He was like 30 years old, that's hardly a relic

they know my signature move...

this isn't going to help them

what did he mean by this?

delet

it is for an explosive player like lcim

requesting the 'he can now dive in his sons tears' pic

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thank you, based dutchman

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Man, this is the epitome of being mad.

So he did say this?

poetry

When someone keeps the caps on, he has already lost. Quints of truth don't lie.