You wake up in northern mexico

>you wake up in northern mexico
What do?

Get cucked by a donkey

enjoy the show

>white norteños will defend this
It seems they really are white

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>Northern Mexico
I live in Texas m8, the classy northern Mexico. California is the "3rd world Mexico"

Fuck hot latinas, steal them moneys and fly back europe.

>T*xans actually believe this

Kill myself

And we are the savage ones

Makes you think

Fly back to the south as soon as possible

have a bit of a look around, stay a while if it's nice

Finns are Finns.
German would probably sell ass to get away while enjoying it

Get kiddnaped, raped and beheaded by cartels, of course.

Try to leave this shithole as fast as possible.

>always that you were banter by northerners post this shit
Kek

>we wuz white n shiet
>banter

puto slavo trozo de mierda

Isn't Monterrey the Whitest city in Mexico?

No

Holy fuck, THIS is a Mexican city? Looks like a city of art, culture, and science.

this is Florence, Italy

He puts a whatever shithole to bant,it looks like greece or a shitty med country

Oh, I didn't know that! Thanks!

why did they get rid of all the grass and trees

Go back to Mexico City because it's the only civilization that exists in Mexico

I laugh my ass off, then i return to mexico City, a place with actual roads, theaters, schools, culture and hatred for narcos

I've been to Mexico and liked it

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Build a wall for American and then pay for it

It was southern Mexico though. People didn't know Scotland until I said escocia though

Go South.

Only good choice

Its funny because if the wall even gets built i would be constructed and funded by americans

Kek

die by narcos or get chased out by neo-nazis

>northern mexico is the whitest part of Mexico
>lots of narcos, crime, poverty etc. whilst Mexico City is the wealthiest

racists BTFO

True they (the north) are home to a vast majority of the drug cartels in mexico

Cross border to freedomland with the help of my superior German passport and ESTA application

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Ah yes, that classic Northern Mexican architecture...

Jump the border before the wall gets built

I met a huge group of people from Monterrey and they were all so white I didn't realize they were Hispanic at first.

take a train (if they're a thing in Mexico) to hueland and enjoy a certain delicia

Go back to my selva.

It looks like a city of art, culture and science because it's not a mexican city.

It's Florence

Gather up conquistador sons and blood comrades to annex it to Spain.