Share your secrets, you're anonymous :)

share your secrets, you're anonymous :)

I'm gay

I know it's you Jeremy I'm telling everyone

I sprinkled 500+ marijuana seeds in traffic circles around the city a few years ago, Never turned myself in.

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I've spent 75 dollars on girlfriend audios.

I have a three inch erection and I'm circumcised.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 16

I go to the movies by myself on Fridays to make my mom think I have friends.

I had a dream a few nights ago that I was in a hotel room with this girl I like from one of my uni classes and something told me we were about to have sex, but I left before anything happened because I knew she would laugh at my small penis.

I'm a FBI agent

My area has 2 big conventions (anime) every summer. Each one i steal over 2 grand in stuff. I Ever since I started i steal from stores more often now. Its coming to the point where I dream about stealing. I might have a problem.

>be me, 15
>be lonely as fuck
>be interested in lady underwear/clothes
>would sneak out of bed at night to look around the house for some clothes and underwear from my mother/sister
>would get hard as fuck everytime
>couple of months later i'd do it almost every day, but also while looking for horny guys to skype with on omegle
>would meet this 59 year old man
>wanted to make me his little girl
>would obey his commands, dress up for him every day and do sexy butt stuff almost every day.
>wants to meet me
>i was only 16, got scared.
>after refusing him the contact started fading.
>deletes me

Now i'm 19. Still dress up sometimes and skype with random dudes, but i miss that old man. He never accepted my friend request again :c

I promised a friend I would not fuck her when she got drunk at a party. She said she gets really horny and she needed me to be strong and tell her no because her birth control was fucked up. We get home that night and I put her to bed. 2 hours later I awaked to her rubbing my cock with her pussy and it went in. I fucked and and came and fucked some more. She was everything she ever bragged about. In the mouth,ass and pussy, she went whole hog on dick. She finally fell asleep and I figured I would get up and have coffee. She woke up 5 hours later, not even hung over. She thanked me for not letting her wicked ways get to me, she vouldn't afford to get pregnant right now. Now I wait.

When i was 9, i had a friend in my class. Me and him would always go to eachothers house after school.
One time, we wanted to play ''James bond'' (we loved the ps2 games so much then, lol)
And he always wanted to be James Bond and i always had to be one of the hot girls.
For some reason, i agreed with it. At one point when we were home alone,
he gave his sisters underwear and bra to me,
made me put it on and went into bed with me naked where he spooned and he was grinding against me.
We would do that alot. One day we even kissed in bed and he forced his tongue into my mouth.
For 2 years we would meet up to do this , but after that we weren't in the same class anymore and we seperated.
I kinda miss it tho.

Fucking lol'd


Faggot

i have a friend who is some older guys "little girl" he gets good money from it. I cant look at him the same tho. Also yeah the stealing underwear from you mother/sister is a little creepy.

Tips on stealing?

shared this before

my wife fucks our two black labs. she's a music teacher in our small(ish) town and it would ruin us if people found out

>inb4 "dont get caught"
But really dont get nervous, act like you are just shopping/looking around. Always assume there is a camera around you even if there really isnt. Its beyond sad how easy it is to steal at conventions. I'd say the biggest concern isnt the dealers its the heroes who snitch on you who happen to see you take something, or possibly other dealers on a different stand seeing you. At conventions they normally give you a bag, but its sometimes too small or transparent. So ill and usually find a stand that gives nice bags when purchasing an item and ask if i can have one. They usually say yes. I have been forced to buy an item just to get a bag tho.

post doggos

I'm Afraid of having a GF...I have never aproached a girl but I get aproached quite a few times. I talk with them but I always drive them away somehow, I try my hardest to get out when it gets serious. 29 yrs old kissless virgin...

Stealing from anime cons is normal, I did it an excessive amount last summer

Are you nervous about getting committed? Ever tired starting with stating upfront you dont want a major commitment?

Jesus Christ man

Your wife is a literal cum dumpster.

Nothing wrong with a doggo fucc

I've been doing it for about 5 years now. I sell most of the items, but i keep a good amount of blurays, games, and figures. I've definitely caught other people stealing, so im pretty sure someone has had to seen me and least once. This summer tho is the first time i started stealing MTG cards (i usually only steal Pokemon cards for nostalgia), but i made so much money off the MTG cards im gonna do it every year if given the chance

You're not anonymous. You are NOT safe here, or anywhere. What a beautiful lie anonymity is. Thanks to this, law enforcement is a few keystrokes away from taking decent men to jail for their vices.

Go ahead. Drink the kool-aid, believe the lie, post your sins here and have them filed under your name in the database like the sheep you are.

Your family already know it. Don't worry

Damn... I only took a couple keychains and shit last year... My friend went full apeshit and took a bunch of plushies and shit

i think about suicide almost everyday

i cry to myself almost every day

i can't even masturbate sometimes because when i think about the people i want to fuck i just get this sinking feeling in me that reminds me that i'm an idiot for even fantasizing about it i'm too ugly

you're a fag, oh wait we were supposed to post secrets

Good try, FBI. Gotta silence the truth, right? Any means necessary.

Nobody is too ugly to date. If any woman/man gives that big of a shit about your appearance, let them be basic normie scum

Yeah my friends also goes with me to the conventions they usually only steal small items as well.

>be 16
>social skills = playing WoW all day
>one day I was cooking pasta while parents are away
>I see we had no strainer
>go to the garden to ask for one to my neighbour (old 60yo lady)
>I look over the fence to call her and see her half naked doing sunbath
>first time I see tits
>she has enormous breast
>I stay quiet
>watch them for minutes
>I go back home to take my ipod
>make pics of the titties
>I would fap to those pictures more than once a day
>since then, every time my parents were away I would go look over the fence to see if my neighbour wasn't sunbathing
>one day she's not home (neither are my parents)
>I decide to climb the fence and enter the house of my neighbour
>go direct in her room
>fap to string, bra, bikini,... Everything i find
>even take a string home with me
>this become my routine when the occasion is there
>one day I decide to try to wear a string and a bra.
>string is super uncomfortable, it scratches your anus
>at this moment a cat is coming in the garden and starts to fight with the neighbour's cat
>I run to the garden to far away the wild cat
>holyshit.jpg
>I'm naked in string in the garden
>look around and found that no neighbours were there to see me
>I was so scared that I've never did it again
>now I cringe by thinking about it

I'm an atheist, but I always go to the church, because most of people there are nice, and care about me and how i'm doing. I just don't want to be alone in this world...

I'd never do it in a retail store or any store really, but conventions are so insecure.

Rememver this one thing: your life can always get better but only until it ends

That's fucking wild.

I stole my sister's dildo and used it to fuck myself in the ass

This ain't a big one but I just realised around a week ago that I have a foot fetish. I've always kinda known it but I really know it.

You seem to be a cool dude. I would be your friend.

i think that way too but her family doesn't lol

Now you'll really fit into Sup Forums

Maybe the only wild thing in my life but can't really share it irl

I need a Finding Nemo gif with the shark meeting and a caption that says "good on yah, mate"

Ikr

Men with small dicks make up for their pussy eating abilities. She will continue to say if you eat pussy well, and often.

I've done some stupid shit, never regretted it though

cant do green text

be me
probably 8 or 9
at a family gathering, not remember for sure
uncle brinks his kids and shitty wife
woman is awful, rude, giving everyone dirty looks, obviously thinking she's better then everyone there
she avoids everyone
my brother told me about Nickleback coming to concert near us
i was dumb and was excited
only liked one song from them
my uncle was playing music, Nickleback plays
I tell him they are coming to town
He tells me to not tell his wife
I ask why
He tells me to just not tell her
i was confused but whatever
play with my cousins
later that night i was walking in the living room
forget why
no one is in there but that woman
oh no
she is alone, crying
i ask her what is wrong
she tells me nothing is wrong
i tell her she's crying so something is wrong
she tells me to "get lost"
i leave

she's a bitch. she never talks to anyone but my uncle and their kids. seriously
she still does it today. idk about the crying part though

This is a good thread. Shame I don't see many of these

You literally just put ">" in front of every line

Various stores differ sometimes ill go into my local Jewel (food market) with my friends and steal sushi they make there. Almost no camera in there

Yeah. Must be a newfag

he probably on mobile and its annoying to switch back and forth from keyboards

Damn. I'd try and calm it down with the stealing

I'm on mobile too; I wouldn't find it that tedious

Must be stupid too because he knows what greentext is so he has seen it

Lmao

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I hate that I still think about my ex boyfriend; not wanting to be back with him. But just wishing I was indifferent with him. He's a compulsive liar, cheater, and weak minded individual. I don't respect him, and I just hate him.

thats what im saying i might have a problem. For stores i never steal items that could put me in jail. The items i take they'd probably just kick me out and ban me from the store. I'm just hoping i dont end up stealing big ticket items in stores one day. If i end up getting away with it once or twice ill think i can do it every time and thats how people get caught

I did porn for four years to help pay for university, from 2003-2006, and performed with big name girls like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Sunny Leone and Crissy Moran

My wife who I married in 2011 doesn't know about any of it and I intend to keep it that way, I don't regret doing it because I needed the money to stay in university

Yeah, its best to tone it down, maybe keep track of all the shit you take

That's pretty normal. Especially if he caused you heartbreak or grief.

How much you make you think?

That's pretty cool, a really nifty secret to have too

Tell us what she's working with.

Pretty much just enough to pay for what I needed, guys tend to not get paid that much compared to the women

If you've been in a relationship with someone like this, and still think about him, you're just a dumb bitch. You don't worth more than him.

Yeah, I have been talking to this girl for 6 months now, she likes to cuddle ect, but I always push her away. I Have not even let it go to first base yet, I don't invite her out...she invites me [I say no most times]...I leave her on read constantly, take forever to reply...ignore her calls. I know I am wasting her time, Im not sure why she is still around...most girls quit and leave me alone after 1-2 months of knowing me. She's so chill and pretty, tf is wrong with me.

When I was 13 I use to go into chat rooms and flirt with gay men. Sent nudes, all that. Never showed my face. I remember their was this 30 year old, he was cute, and we talked romantically. I honestly thought that he was just into more of a connection with someone when he'd jerk off, I don't know, but we talked after he came and he told me that he liked me and wanted to meet up. I told him I was in a way other state far from him. Turns out he lied to me, keeping himself secretive. Told me his real name too. Tim. He actually lived in the same state i lived in, same town as well. He wanted to meet up at a Big Boys. I told him I couldn't, that I had school and may be gone for while. BS excuse, but really did have school.

The next day he texted me over email, yeah dumb idea to give him my email.

4 years went by, grew out of that chat room sex time.

I haven't used the email in forever. Decided to get back on their. I shit you not, over 200 messages this guy sent me. Very long messages. Telling me he was sorry for whatever he did, telling me he thought about me at night before he went to bed. A lot of it was sexual, but very, er, romantic on how he wrote it. I forget many of them, but one of them...the last one, it went something like this:

"I hope you know what you did to me. My girlfriend of 3 years found our chatlog on here. She left me. We could have ran away together, I had the money, but not anymore. She took almost all of it. I hope you burn in hell."

I honestly didn't write that word for word, it was much longer. But that was the idea.

That was his last message, and it freaked me out. I have no idea why, but it sends chills down my spine just thinking about it. I deleted my address too, because that message he sent me wasn't too long ago. I didn't want him to go insane or anything and track me down.

I hate faggots

I'm gay for my best friend

I'm a white knight/sjw that hate most the people here, especually the racists, furries and paedophiles. But i still can't stay away, even though i despise most of the people.

like size wise?

one is just over 8" and the other just over 7".

That's really quite terrifying.
Fucking gays 8)

why are you an sjw

They're from reddit

Video please.

I use to have a stealing addiction. The best rush was stealing right in front of the employees/cashiers. I would palm items like jewelry, or other small things with decent value, then buy something dirt cheap. I'd reach for my money/wallet in the wrong pocket first and put the items in my pocket. I never got caught but I started to get paranoid, thinking they were on to me.

Doubt he would link vid

I got caught watching my daughter having sex with her bf. they were both shocked when they caught me but after some time the whole thing turned into me being basically a cuck. had a few sessions since then where I get downgraded and have to watch her plowed

looked at cheese pizza with wife while we fucked

Real?

Duuude that's seriously weird af

yes

unfortunately yeah. was just curious but now I'm getting seriously punished

i lie on the internet

im a girl.

Im more of a sausage and mushrooms kinda guy. Just realized that sounds like I take mushrooms then suck dick after

but i use reddit

Probably not, but that era was like the golden age of pornstars and he was lucky enough to have took part in it.

Why tease us like this?

i think hitler wasn't a bad guy

just tell her your problems, shes clearly into you enough to understand, go and lead a happy life user

I want my latina wife to cuck me with a hung white bull

Damn, sorry about the whole abuse thing. What happened to your dad after?

dont do it
chances are shell make fucking other men a habit and youre not gonna be able to take it back

My girlfriend of two years and I are very close with her younger sister. She lived with us a few months, we tend to travel together, and we have a group chat we use constantly.

I'm deeply in love with her little sister and have no chance of making that happen, at least without fucking everything up (including my future career that relies on networks established through my girlfriend) so I'm just sitting here waiting for something to happen.

That's true thanks

people think im not suicidal anymore, theyre wrong

i have a child with my sister.

kill yourself.