/cum/

The gal pal edition

the gf

cum lol

This is the most hilarious thread I've ever seen

the dream

my gf

Good thread. Hate that show so much

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Is that moot after transitioning

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no, its a very cute girl

Yes

With a peenor

yes, a very cute one indeed

who is this semen demon

(s)he created all the meems

We dont talk about him any more

Who?

who are you people talking about

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>never forget.jpg
>who?
At least keep it consistent

havent been banned in a while

When is moot going to reproduce

I went to br*t
They look like rude assholes
Fucking subhuman tea drinking loose teeth wanks

Sorry you had to learn the hard way

>tfw saw moot once but was on my way to work

could've been love at first sight

It wasn't him

Is it truly possible to come to terms with dying alone or is it just about delusing yourself for as long as possible?

it was

I have enough moot pictures in my moot folder to know it was him

How else would you die?

in a blaze of glory

>choker

slut

You become one of those weirdo in their 50's permavirgin types.

anyone wanna play vermintide with me?

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rude

How about something more accessable like tf2 or l4d2

Worst dreams are when you dream about waking up to your alarm and turning it off and then you actually wake up and freak out that you slept through it

Ah yes, the "I'm going to come out as gay when my popularity finally plummets" style.

l4D2 with /cum/ sounds fun

how about you stop being a poor fag and dish out some pocket change to buy it

I could rent a server for a few days

You all look like boomers irl

Im a skelly, actually

I'm calling it

So is this the 3D animefags want?

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>sleepy again

this is the best sleep desu, after breakfast weekend sleepy ^_^

Woorhommerr is gay lol

this here is skelly territory

>im thkell, acthually

*bones rattle*

fact: skeletons are the most powerful race in the world and underworld

*switches to crush weapon*

heh

Why did this thread get so damn spoopy all of a sudden?

yes

if taylor swift died of a drug overdose tomorrow, I'd be the 2nd least surprised person in the world (it would be shocking if this post was a correct prediction, but not the overdose itself)

but any other time I'd certainly be the least surprised

Id give taysway my penis

Nest year and she's done.
Ka-polooey.

Still waiting for the fappening l337 haxxor to release her nudes.

tr8r

me on the right

you made a poor decision somewhere down the line

at least im not a virgin anymore

can i kiss her?

Pedo-Turk?

drinking like a poorfag

downloading 243 MB of porn, AMA

think you're too good for my porn, huh?

Got 430mb loading rn pham

downloading 1tb of tasteful taytay pics

oh man I forgot how good summer break feels

its may, you ninny

corbis is not for sexual

I's be freeeeee

*inhales*
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me at mcdonalds

*checks 'em*

wanna go to bed but the porns still downloading

>buying that
>wearing that
What did you mean buy this?

FUCK DRUMPF

How do I get a southern gf?

Only 3 mins left for me

can i sniff her dirty socks?

with a big mac and Rascal scooter

large african-american penis

>Skunk sprays outside
>smell it indoors with the windows close

gnight budinskis

lads i watched a docu about porn and now i can't watch 3D porn anymore, it depresses me

What happened in this documentary?

>ywn lick taytay's sweaty soles

Imagine if Twin Peeks was never cancelled and the show just completely fucking weird by the end of it

Either some nigger or spic scratched my cousins car yesterday. Most likely for parking in their space.

Fucking hate them so much.

quick rundown
>camwhore lives in an apartment in california with a bunch of other camwhores/pornstars
>gets paid a commission of $500 for every camwhore/pornstar she convinces to move there and sign with the agent she works for
>keeps talking about how it's all really empowering and how it's ok to be a sex object if you're the one who made yourself a sex object
>all the girls are just doing it for the money, mostly because they're too dumb or lazy to get a respectable job
>one girl is doing it because her family is extremely poor and she wants her siblings to have presents to open on christmas
>that girl starts out doing just girl/girl and solo
>starts doing boy/girl because it's better money even though it makes her uncomfortable
>gets a sugar daddy
>starts doing a ton of drugs every day
>gets fired by her agent because she's constantly zonked
>the recruiter girl, who at the start was all "female sisterhood", basically says "well it's too bad that now she's a junkie whore, but on the other hand it's less competition for me"
tl;dr women are fucked up and now i can only masturbate to anime

It was a false flag attack by the FBI to make you hate immigrants, don't give in to fear!

what do you learn from this image?

Maybe he shouldn't have parked in their space.

>Feminist sisterhood meme disproven for the 1,014,524th time

Nothing because I already knew half of Sup Forums is self-hating minorities.

Sup Forums is scum

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