Mexico >2014 World Cup: no era penal, out in octavos como siempre >2015 Copa América: out in the groups stage, even Bolivia made it to the next stage and they were in the same group >2016 Copa América: 7-0
Brazil >2014 WC: 7-1 >2015 CA: eliminated by Para fucking guay >2016 CA: out in the groups stage, in a group with Haiti, Peru and Ecuador
England >2014 WC: out in the groups stage in a group that even Costa Rica made it to the next stage >2016 Euro: a fucking dentist
Spain >2014 WC: out in groups stage after losing 5-1 >2016 Euro: out in ro16
So you're telling me that the Ninja Turtles are decently high-tier in tournament performances despite their talent level? Neato.
Juan Ramirez
Are you trying to tell me that based Deutschland is going to win WC 2018?
Wyatt Cooper
>2014 Ro16 after tough draw and played admirably against Portugal, Ghana and the eventual Champions all without a striker or Donovan
>2015 Gold cup semifinals. A blip in the radar
>2016 Copa America semifinals after being drawn into a tough group stage. Beat the supposed tough Conmebol teams Ecuador and Paraguay, rape Costa Rica and play decently against Colombia.
>2017 Gold Cup champions since Mexico will take their A team to be raped in the Confed cup
>We now have a better pool of starters in Pulisic, Wood and Brooks for the world cup next year
Argentina >2014: lost the WC final against Germany >2015: lost a CA final against fucking Chile >2016: manage to lost another CA against fucking Chile again
Thats Brazil before Tite. I am really confident we are going to win hexa in russia
Grayson Martinez
Next year is our year la
Pogba is going to dab on the World Cup
Cameron Taylor
*parks bus*
Caleb Sanders
But that's wrong Joan
Dylan Myers
Shut the hell up, monkey donkey. Don't let them realize that we are the best NT of the world right now. Keep it secret.
Parker Reyes
CHERINHO DE HEXA
Josiah Reed
Official best results of the 2018 world cup power rankings: 1. Messi gets one for da tina 2. USA USA USA USA 3. Chi chi chi chi le le le le 4. Any country that has never won a cup before except Portugal 5. France 6. Italy 7. Uruguay 8. Spain 99. Portugal 999. Germany 9999. England
Nicholas Mitchell
forgot to add Brazil in between Germany and England
Jason Butler
CHEIRINHO DE HEPTA (2022)
Jonathan Peterson
Argentina will never win with Messi. He's actually a better player in everything when playing with them but it's his curse
Joseph Lee
>tfw I've never seen Argentina's NT win a tournament >tfw the majority of Sup Forums posters can say the same
Daniel Jones
THIS TEAM WILL BRING MESSI A WORLD CUP
write it down.
Caleb Thompson
Argentina >1978 WC cheated >1982 WC no title >1986 WC cheated >1990 WC no title (lost to Germany) >1994 WC no title >1998 WC no title >2002 WC no title >2006 WC no title (lost to Germany) >2010 WC no title (lost to Germany) >2014 WC no title (lost to Germany)
Jose Cooper
>1990 WC no title (lost to Germany) >2006 WC no title (lost to Germany) >2010 WC no title (lost to Germany) >2014 WC no title (lost to Germany)
yfw that hurts more than a 7-1
Connor Cook
yfw Brazil really starts scraping the barrel
Jaxson Ross
mfw we have more world cups than the arabs
Juan Cox
Why they can't spell "São Paulo"? Fucking morons
Jose White
Because São Paulo is a universal saint, monkey donkey. He was not born in Hueland, despite what you think of.
Jeremiah Jones
But they are referencing a team, not the fucking saint. Do you or any Brazilian translate Manchester City , Manchester United or Paris Saint German when talking about those teams?
Levi Perry
True. We spell San Lorenzo too, and not fucking SÃO LORENÇO.
Kevin Young
Do you translate San Lorenzo to São Lorenzo? River Plate to Rio da prata? No because it's the name of the team
Asher Nelson
It would be São Lorenço, dumbass.
Lucas Torres
With a healthy Ronaldo in their team they don't stand a chance
Jordan Powell
I just want to see my team win a knockout match at the world cup
John Baker
Nice argument. Just because I can't type correct doesn't mean I'm wrong