Just a friendly reminder of the last 3 years

Mexico
>2014 World Cup: no era penal, out in octavos como siempre
>2015 Copa América: out in the groups stage, even Bolivia made it to the next stage and they were in the same group
>2016 Copa América: 7-0

Brazil
>2014 WC: 7-1
>2015 CA: eliminated by Para fucking guay
>2016 CA: out in the groups stage, in a group with Haiti, Peru and Ecuador

England
>2014 WC: out in the groups stage in a group that even Costa Rica made it to the next stage
>2016 Euro: a fucking dentist

Spain
>2014 WC: out in groups stage after losing 5-1
>2016 Euro: out in ro16

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Argentina
>lost 3 finals

So you're telling me that the Ninja Turtles are decently high-tier in tournament performances despite their talent level? Neato.

Are you trying to tell me that based Deutschland is going to win WC 2018?

>2014 Ro16 after tough draw and played admirably against Portugal, Ghana and the eventual Champions all without a striker or Donovan

>2015 Gold cup semifinals. A blip in the radar

>2016 Copa America semifinals after being drawn into a tough group stage. Beat the supposed tough Conmebol teams Ecuador and Paraguay, rape Costa Rica and play decently against Colombia.

>2017 Gold Cup champions since Mexico will take their A team to be raped in the Confed cup

>We now have a better pool of starters in Pulisic, Wood and Brooks for the world cup next year

Things are looking up.

>trisubcampeon

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Argentina
>2014: lost the WC final against Germany
>2015: lost a CA final against fucking Chile
>2016: manage to lost another CA against fucking Chile again

Let's hope so.

>NO ERA PENAL

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>have soccer as your national sport
>absolutely suck at it

PATHETIC

>MUH HERITAGE

I'm a potatonigger, senpai. I just root for white teams.

> "fucking Chilel"

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asshole...

Ok, you guys won a game against us, so what?
Chile only popped his cherry in 2015 because Argentina choked.

>argentina
>is not white
>is not european
>talks like a retarded spanish cousin
>is the catalan of latin america
>loses 3 finals

But, you still fucked up. And Chile won back to back.

>mfw Chile wins the 2018 World Cup

Cataluña is literally the richest, most successful, most beautiful, most stable, most cultured, most developed, most powerful region in all of Spain.

t. Andres Jordi Abdullah Matamoros Al-bazir Hernandez i Creus de la Torre Bernat William Jones

ESTÁ EM CRISE? CHAMA O CHILE!!!

>2015 CA: eliminated by Para fucking guay
>2016 CA: out in the groups stage, in a group with Haiti, Peru and Ecuador

There's a reason why we use to send out Team B to Meme America, like in these 2 finals when we beat you with our substitutes.

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And you know what it is, poor argie..

Thats Brazil before Tite.
I am really confident we are going to win hexa in russia

Next year is our year la

Pogba is going to dab on the World Cup

*parks bus*

But that's wrong Joan

Shut the hell up, monkey donkey. Don't let them realize that we are the best NT of the world right now. Keep it secret.

CHERINHO DE HEXA

Official best results of the 2018 world cup power rankings:
1. Messi gets one for da tina
2. USA USA USA USA
3. Chi chi chi chi le le le le
4. Any country that has never won a cup before except Portugal
5. France
6. Italy
7. Uruguay
8. Spain
99. Portugal
999. Germany
9999. England

forgot to add Brazil in between Germany and England

CHEIRINHO DE HEPTA (2022)

Argentina will never win with Messi. He's actually a better player in everything when playing with them but it's his curse

>tfw I've never seen Argentina's NT win a tournament
>tfw the majority of Sup Forums posters can say the same

THIS TEAM WILL BRING MESSI A WORLD CUP

write it down.

Argentina
>1978 WC cheated
>1982 WC no title
>1986 WC cheated
>1990 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>1994 WC no title
>1998 WC no title
>2002 WC no title
>2006 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2010 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2014 WC no title (lost to Germany)

>1990 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2006 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2010 WC no title (lost to Germany)
>2014 WC no title (lost to Germany)

yfw that hurts more than a 7-1

yfw Brazil really starts scraping the barrel

mfw we have more world cups than the arabs

Why they can't spell "São Paulo"? Fucking morons

Because São Paulo is a universal saint, monkey donkey. He was not born in Hueland, despite what you think of.

But they are referencing a team, not the fucking saint. Do you or any Brazilian translate Manchester City , Manchester United or Paris Saint German when talking about those teams?

True. We spell San Lorenzo too, and not fucking SÃO LORENÇO.

Do you translate San Lorenzo to São Lorenzo? River Plate to Rio da prata? No because it's the name of the team

It would be São Lorenço, dumbass.

With a healthy Ronaldo in their team they don't stand a chance

I just want to see my team win a knockout match at the world cup

Nice argument. Just because I can't type correct doesn't mean I'm wrong

Maybe in 2022

I wouldn't hold out much hope