What do I do with this Sup Forums? I'm worried I'll never have a sexual partner

What do I do with this Sup Forums? I'm worried I'll never have a sexual partner.

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Have a sex change and become a woman, or go full gay and be a bottom.

I know ur feel brah

Just lose weight and it will go back to normal. You got this

get used to it because I think you're not going to have it but the friendly side of the wall has your ass to be a submissive faggot.

do you PISS ON YOUR BALLS KEK SORRY FOR CAPS

That's erect, not sure if I could do anything useful with that thing or not.

Lose some weight, bro.

has it always been that small

whoever this person is....I'm SO sorry

You look fatter than shit. Lose weight like another user suggested. Profit.

holy fuck how is this possible

Of course you can have a sexual partner, don't worry about it man

I mean, it's called rape, but you can do it you know? Otherwise you're right fucked.

Ever since I remember... yeah

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Of course you will be able to get a sexual partner, just take it up the shitter

why is there so much skin bunched up around it tho? its as if it has enough skin to be longer but isnt

> implying that you don't need a penis to rape.

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Lose the weight you fat fuck.

Starve yourself to Auswich level and it will look huge.

where is it?

I kinda have this problem but pretty average when erect, as soon as i left school and lost heaps of weight there was a huge difference all i did was cut out soft drink and fast food

Congrarts, you can fuck the clit

lets say you rape some thotie how the fuck would you even have an orgasm?

I thought that was an animal vagina at first....

Of course you will, they will however very likely be left disappointed and unsatisfied.

Roll

SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS A HORSE’s PUSSY OR A DOG’s SO I WENT IN and i was disappointed

I know that feel, OP. Everytime I measured it said between like 5.5'' - 6''

Though it looks hella small :c

Well you'd need to lose a lot of weight and get a penis enlargement surgery.

Either that or become a tranny.

Heres your sex life OP

>meet grill
>go on dates, she thinks you're nice etc... whatever
>eventually you somehow manage to convince her to have sex
>pull down your pants

Now here is where it deviates into one of two possible paths. I'd like to strongly reiterate these are the only two paths available.

scenario 1:

>she just insta-dies of laughter

scenario 2:

>she see's it and tries her god damn best not to die of laughter
>pretends she's into it while you go all red and feel ashamed
>she fakes an orgasm out of sympathy
>you get a "let's be friends" text within 24 hours and she never talks to you again but talks ABOUT you to everyone

jews

maybe you’re measuring wrong or using CM

Not as bad as OP but still smol af.

>tfw never going to have secks cause embarrasment

I've actually tried taking it from behind before (with a dildo, not a guy), and while it could get off from it afterwards it made me really insecure of my masculinity, so I dunno about going gay.

Nothing, and you won't.

plowing your fart chamber made you insecure, not your microcock?

>ohsure.

I'm pretty sure I know how to use a tape measure. But either way, I'm still small. It sucks. But you get used to it. If you managed to seal the deal with a woman, I would get really really good at your tongue and finger game. If you can make her cum hard as fuck with that, penetration (If at all possible) wouldn't be that big of an issue.

OP, Post a picture of you hard. Different angles. But it seems like you have a micropenis. Other than dropping some weight (especially in the fat around your dick) and penis enlargement, you're kinda screwed.

Nigga, why is your cock stuck on your right ass cheek?

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what masculinity? fat and micropenis together doesnt equal masculine

mods?

I don't know, Always been like that.

ever heard of shaving?

>Lose some weight
>Seek out lonely degerates on Craigslist. Men will be more desperate, and willing to fuck.
With just minimal effort you'll have an outty penis, and maybe even a shorty.

I'm 22 in that pic dude chill.

that you thought I was underage says a lot tho huh... fuck forget I said anything

I've been staring at your junk for ages, trying to work that shit out.

OP: You may as well transition; you've basically got the clit already bro.

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>limber
>Smooth AF
>that sack
>no secks

Probably more the fact you're hairless, mate. I doubt he thought you were underage due to your cock size. (which, fwiw isn't too bad.)

I'm a fatty! And my boxers were pushing up on the fat pad above my dick.

Here is another pic

Higher a prostitute and hope she doesn't die of laughter.

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yea, sound highly propable

I think it's adorable, I'm sure you'll find someone to appreciate it

>implying you do

Are penis enlargement surgeries a thing?

"It's afraid" -Neil Patrick Harris

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Yes, Theres tonnes of videos of it on YouTube. Some suck fat from other parts of your body and put it in your dick (really only giving you more girth than length) and theres also various other things they can do. Some of them with very little scarring, and downtime

Pricey as fuck though.

Lose weight.

OP, Find a girl with a fetish for fungi or vegetables.

The resemblance between your cock and a mushroom is scary.

That wouldn't be too bad I guess, but if they can't do length I dunno how useful it would be. Something to look into I guess. Thanks.

Oh, They CAN do length. But the ones where they take fat from another part of you body, only seem to add girth... but it depends. Just look on YouTube or Google it. It's been done.

I think it's fucked up that a woman can get breast enlargement, or butt implants and never get downed for it... but a guy with a small dick wants to fix that issue, and it's mostly frowned down upon. Like every fucking guy is gonna get blessed with a 6.5+ inch cock, that cums gallons, can last a good enough time and looks great.

Men want plastic surgery for the same reason women do, to fix a flaw or something they don't like about themselves - In the same way people try to lose weight.

No lie. I once fucked a girl with a clit that size.

if it was any wider than it is long then it'd look like a wheel of cheese

Do you fart through your dick hole?

Just go max girth user. Get real freaky with it. Make it like the kind of cheese wheel some eurotrash would chase down a hill.

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Sometimes. And my jizz is powder.

I feel your pain user. Pic related

God, i kek'd

>can't unsee

I know your pain user

You have to wipe your balls when you piss and that's funny.

Ever notice whenever someone has a microdick they're uncut?

>makes you wonder

Nice cock

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bruh why you got skin tags and warts and pimples and shit on your fat pad?

Do you ever wash that shit? Why is it so dark, is the skin like infested with fungus?

Fucking lose weight already! There's a penis hiding underneath all that fat

dear god
ive been joking about terribly small dicks but ive never known somebody would have this
i send you my prayers

The ones that increase length cut the ligament the holds it up so that it hangs much lower. Basically it hust makes part of your interior cock into part of your exterior cock.

it'd probably be normal if you lost some weight, im in the same camp have average size dick that is enveloped in fat when flaccid.

You cannot directly inseminate a woman with this, you'll need some sort of tube. Don't worry about sex life. I'm autistic and won't have it either.

that's a cute penis, user

But that's just show cock in the end, erect it's the same length.

I've got skin tags, and I had just gotten out of the shower. I don't have warts though.

Yes I wash but i guess the lighting wasn't so good when i took this

There are many men with a fetish for this. Ask /d/ and /trash/. Make the active choice to become a homosexual.

No worries, mate. If you never get a girlfriend, you'll never have to be embarrassed by showing her that thing.

I'm average at 6 inch and uncut it's unrelated my dude. Unlucky genetics.

Would sex that as a (((("so-called, self-proclaimed female specimen of the human race, posting on an anonymous internet imageboard"))))).
Feminine seed is my fetish

Go gay, be a bottom. There, you will have a sex partner.

What do you mean "show cock"? You can still fuck with it. It increases the amount of distance from your body to the tip of your penis.it changes the distance that a normal person measures. Nobody measures the part of your cock that is inside your body.

I'll never complain about only having a 6.4" penis again.

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Show cock, like when it's flaccid and just hanging around it looks longer, but when it's erect its the same size as before the surgery.

That is porn star status in Japan

It goes up in length while erect too. Just not as much as the flaccid length.

Oh holy fuck

My sides are sore, but i am ashamed the algorhythm matched me with trump