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UFC 209 Tomorrow

Khabib too fat to show up

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Bisping suffering from depression

>wmma

when will this meme die

What does Dana White do exactly?

When you get a girlfriend so never.

>bisping's a """bad""" champion

he's one of the best underdog success stories in ufc history

perennial gatekeeper on the other side of his prime, and on short notice he definitively stops a guy who used him as a stepping stone

Khabib is a piece of shit.

Woodley vs Thompson
Vannata vs Teymur
Evans vs Kelly
Hunt vs Overeem

Optional Bonus Fight:
Calvillo vs Cooper

Bisping sucks. He's a slightly better Ross Pearson.

That's a comfy webm

my 1000 other shitposts aside i'm pretty bummed

i wanted tony to win but knew it wouldnt be easy. wanted to see the khabib meme exposed legitimately, and if he won fair play to him

>friends hanging out
>dana in background shitposting on twitter

>Ross pearson as the LW champ

What a timeline that would be

;)

Khabib was clearly having a bad weight cut, can't believe you memers thought he could out-cardio Tony for 5 rounds :)

Khabib plz....plz Khabib...

Whats with contemporary mma and fight cancellations? Its happening way too often these days.

He'll save 209

He's fighting Jake Ellenberger in April.

USADA and IV bans are fucking up the weight cuts.

>ufc didnt care about finding a replacement to fuck tyron's payday

such racism

Why didn't you add my picks goof?

i did, check again my buddy

I see what you did you cheeky bloke.

This is #1 Bullshit

new woodbedded fellas:

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:^)

who does foreign man refer to here

upvoted and saved

I know deep down that Schaub has a plan for Khabib, and the rest of us.

You just have to have faith in Big Brown.

if khabum is still your boy you need to get the fuck out of /heem/

What an awful imitation. Apply yourself.

UFC??? If I wanted pay $20 to watch two dudes beat the shit out of each other for glory I'd run down to the Kwik-E-Mart and toss a couple bills in front of the local homeless.

Conor was right about Khabib, as well as Aldo. Pull out merchants who would just waste his time if he agreed to fight them.

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>Imitating the guy from Coral Springs
I wonder where it all went wrong for him

He's the only unbeaten championship contender boy I have left.
I cant forsake him now.

You know I post is bad if ya gotta say it twice.

>making an opponent deal with your sweaty chest hair

should be illegal t.b.h.

This guy no pay money. Team money. 50 dollar.

Belt change him.

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>40 posts
>17 posters

The absolute state of this thread

bisping is a more legit champ than d.c.

i dont care what fucking contenders you beat, you gotta beat the champ to be the champ

good luck with that dead thread. your timing sucks

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bisping doesn't get the respect he deserves desu

What has he done to deserve respect? Beat up a bunch of grandpas?

I don't get the respect I deserve desu

If I take off those sunglasses, will you die?

At least DC fought the #1 contenders.

knocked the hairline off luke rockhold

wasnt a fluke and exploited a very specific hole in luke's boxing

>Bisping is gonna beat Silva, Rockhold, Henderson and GSP IN THAT ORDER
>still won't get it

Piss your low income bitch ass off. So tired of these /r/mma dorks hitting on a guy getting MONEY, does that make you jealous

this. his only real win was on an unsuspecting Rockhold

Anderson and Hendo beat him

Biggest fluke since GSP/Serra.

What else has he done?

>muh undefeated
this isnt boxing

Bisping had 3 rounds against Silva and 4 rounds against Hendo

He got KO'd by Anderson and then beat him. That's pretty impressive.

Bisping whipped Anderson's ass for 20 minutes. Anderson had a couple kicks and a fluke knee

Anderson is old. Henderson is old.

Both guys beat him to a pulp.

He's ducking contenders.

stole my post

like it or not under the old rules he won that and the hendo fight, after taking damage most fighters would wilt from

only one of those is even remotely in his prime

Anderson landed a fluke knee, he got his ass beat like I would beat your ass if I ever saw you, you lo incomer LOSER

>He's ducking contenders.

He's being smart.

He can either go get murdered by Romero and then retire fucked up and broke or he can go make a bank fighting GSP and then retire.

Even if he loses he won't get fucked up by GSP.

Dunno about you but I'd rather get paid a ton of money to manhug with GSP then get paid less money to have my skull cracked by a roided out nig.

He shouldn't be taking that kind of damage from old guys. I bet he fought Tim Boetsch he'd squeeze out a 48-47.

UFC 199 which everyone who isn't biased agrees was a fluke is the easiest fight he's had in his entire career. Every other fight he's either getting blown out or struggling to win.

Bisping would knock out Romero

He'd also knock out the currently usada'd bag of shit in Jacaroid

Rockhold was certainly in his prime

>who isn't biased

Translation: I'm a low income loser and hang around with other bitter low income losers SPERGS

read what i wrote again you potato eating cunt

No one cares, low-income

When GSP wins the belt, he will use his leverage to demand a rematch with Hendricks since Hendricks is now at MW.

The Bigg Rigg will win the rematch and become MW champ.

He fought a guy who was too cocky and quite frankly he got lucky.

He was begging to fight CM Punk in 2014 cause he was stuck as eternal gatekeeper until the Anderson fight fell on his lap.

He wasn't "remotely" in his prime. He was in his fucking prime.

according to ariel (say what you want) wme came to bisping with the hendo and gsp fights, he didnt go look for them

he'd be a fool to turn either down

and he had to want redemption for the first hendo loss. hendo used that shit as his fucking logo ffs

>Bisping whipped Anderson's ass for 20 minutes

>he had to want redemption for the first hendo loss

So why didn't he ask for this fight prior to fighting Thales Leites or CB Dolloway?

we like fighting not some shit heads personal finances, go hang yourself

>the other three arent even remotely in there prime.
>rockhold was in his prime

i could hit anderson with a sledgehammer and he wouldnt show damage

Convenient how you read only the first part and not the second part which completely BTFO of you

really made me think

again, he didnt ask for it

the ufc said do you want this fight, and he'd be dumb not to say yes

what does he have some fucking obligation to seek out romero, a """known""" roider

>k-k-k-kill yourself!!!!

Calm down, low income sperg.

im not following this "low income" meme in this thread. it has fuck all to do with anything. it actually seems like something a poor person would say

>Anderson had a couple kicks and a fluke knee

>This is what revenge looks like

I honestly would be so happy for him getting the GSP fight if he didn't look like absolute trash against Hendo.

That was the most embarrassing title fight I've ever seen. It looked like Hendo was the champion and he was the challenger. And then he didn't even get penalized for the 3 nut shots he landed. All he did was just leg kick and jab, most of his other strikes kept missing, then in round 5 he got taken down.

Yep. Thanks for proving me right!!!!

bisping will win by 5 rounds of rulefuckery
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>literally knocked him unconcious
but i guess a few extra point strikes are better

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Anderson has too much hespect, all he needed to do was follow through.

Bisping's brain is getting so mushed up he's entering Diaz bro territory. Soon he'll be completely immune to KO's and then there's no stopping him.

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>literally unconscious

In the same way that you are LITERALLY not retarded i suppose, dumbass.

>point strikes

You LITERALLY did not watch the fight

he literally got dropped on one left hook, did you see his face after the fight you stupid faggot

>land a fluke knee and one kick in the 5th round

>robbed!!!

They shouldn't reschedule this fight. Khabib has not earned it and is not reliable. Tony is the number one contender now. They should make Diaz vs Tony and then the winner fights the champ. If Diaz wins against El Cucoy they can make McGregor vs Diaz III a title fight.

Thoughts?

So in other words it wasn't point fighting you retarded fuck

>m-muh face

Fluke :) The fact Anderson couldn't put away Bising's corpse in the 4th round should make him deserve to lose

>Fluke knee

Don't think you know what that means. That knee takes a lot of practice and skill to land.