>be me
>be 10
>about to get into a bath
>woopsie gotta pee
>try to pee
>wtf my dick hole hurts
>realize i can't pee without suffering
>try to get into bath
>dongle touches water
>ouch
>instantly get out
>cry for a good minute
>try to get in again
>owie
>repeats
>finally get the courage to stay in
continue?
Be me
Gavin Ortiz
Cooper Cruz
I'm listening.
Aaron Morgan
kidney stones gg
Elijah Sullivan
OMG HAPPENED TO ME TOO
Brayden Garcia
Keep em' coming. I like this little yellow fella.
Andrew Kelly
...
Charles Murphy
...
Jordan Nguyen
...
Evan Watson
ok here goes
>get in
>extreme pain
>try to endure
>standing up helps
>ends up working
>gets out
ok since this was really quick here's another one
>be 10 again
>get into bath again
>get out of bath
>get weird feeling in my pee-pee
>look down
>puberty.png
>i gotsa da boner
>stare at it wide-eyed
>think to myself "wtf happened to my dick"
>randomly got in school from time to time
>good at hiding it
>still nobody has seen my boner yet
Isaac Hill
people only own handguns so they have one handy for when they want to blow their brains out.
Landon Smith
wait i mean i randomly got a boner in school from time to time
shit
Jonathan Barnes
Did you like my funny pictures?
Mason Stewart
I remember once when I was around 10 I tried to suck my own dick. I did it two times. Then in a night my dick started to hurt.
I still don't know why this happened, but it hurted very badly, but stopped after I stopped sucking myself.
Connor Sanchez
meh, they weren't really funny. maybe to a tard they are.
Bentley Foster
I like sport shooting though
Thomas Bailey
Ok :(
Benjamin Rivera
yea well 1 day you will look at that pistol, put it to your head, and poof.
Grayson Ortiz
i too got soap in my dick around that age. hurt real bad
Ian Young
cancer, kill yourself
Aiden Garcia
IS IT KIDNEY STONES OR DICK SOAP WHAT
Ayden Bailey
That's like saying having a tree and a rope means you will hang yourself
Jose Rogers
Continue OP, im listening
Thomas Jackson
:( Don't say that! Who hurt you? Wanna talk about it friend?
Carter Cruz
shooting yourself is easier
Angel Smith
i don't have more to say, but here's another story
>be me
>be 7
>be weird, want boob
>dads a gamer
>installed gmod on his computer
>go to mods
>ragdolls
>find the most nude characters i can find
>install them
>put them in game
>uninstall them like a day later
Jeremiah Butler
bump