/gaygen/
/brit/
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listening to shite pop music
He he
better than /brap/
stop making early threads just to get your shite op in
off t'sainos for the food shop, then squash, then off to a brewery to sink some bevvies woi oiiii
>drinking squash
are you 5
You grow up, you post half a century, you get a Sup Forums pass, you post a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?' That's where I come in.
You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don't do it so they turn round and go 'Thankyou user for the (You)s, thankyou for the wisdom, thankyou for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes a Brentposter. I must remember to thank him.'
tomato basil chicken pasta from sainos
a) think he meant playing
b) squash is delicious
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all pre-made pastas are shite. FACT.
not that one
thairad!
can ladyboys mug you?
this ones getting very irate on the old blower and messages
literally getting bullied here lads ._.
dang, he's done well for himself after lord of the rings hasn't he
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getting my bi-daily dose of codeine and pregabalin
its very obvious that they make the other characters seem even taller than the inbetweeners to emphasise their worthlessness
very rude as a short person
fucking get over there
just woke up and im already bored.
maybe she's smoking ice or something, or you're a customer but you don't know it yet. or just a bit mental, who knows.
can't see the appeal of doing another lad up the chutney
I mean that's what it is, it's not shagging a bird with a knob, it's shagging a lad with tits
SOMEBODY explain how James Corden became a thing?
Boggles the mind.
>fat ''''''cheeky chappy'''''' with no discernible talent becomes hugely successful in the USA
>you're a customer but you don't know it yet
willing to put $50 on this
want this gf
If you go, that would be the equivalent of ptting your dick in a hornet nest
no one said benders were normal mate
Hope it turns into one of those things where its about twenty men who humiliate you desu. Like how those russians did to a few 'benders'
How much sex do girls usually want? The gf would have it constantly if I could tbqh.
going to do some gardening today
she looks 30
but i haven't eaten yet
boring people get bored
ye think u mite b rite
hope not
yeah i think so
haha remember how the EU are the tyrants that were proposing surveillance laws so extreme that the British government had to step in and say 'calm down like'.
Completely dying this morning. Those two bottles of Kopparberg mixed fruits have absolutely fucked it.
she doesn't and she has a very nice bum from the looks of things x
she's got food over there
I gotta say, she's not exactly making the prospect very appealing. Sounds like she'll slap you about.
Why are you such a fanny just tell her to fuck off
if you think 20 year olds should look that haggard then you have problems lad
>Gavin & Stacey
>Invented 'smiffy'
>does stuff for comic relief a lot
>gets picked up by American chat show
he's not controversial, a fat 'friendly' cheeky chap with a common english accent, no wonder Yanks love him
youtube.com
where did it all go wrong
Yeah but I like 7-11 toasties
._.
But she's actually fit as fuck
She's clearly bat shit crazy too
don't be such a bitch.
I used to take the girl out on dates and decide to not pay if she wasn't to my liking.
how does she look haggard?
pics x
I have a fresh new gimmick idea, but I can't do it alone
>7-11 toasties
Ham and Cheese ftw
I don't know what kind of meeting you have in mind but she certainly doesn't come across very.. submissive.
love pints
*nods respectfully towards you*
*places my mechanical keyboard (Cherry MX Black) on stone plinth*
you have my board
racist
song is so fucking shit
nowt wrong with a bit of rough/intense prostate stimulation from a beautiful girl's penis.
I wish thailad all the best in his endeavors.
can't imagine being into dad rock
Last thread has a vid
Yeah i think she's gonna beat me up and mug me desu
hate heteros
L O V E waking up on the weekend without a hangover :)
AND MY HAT
wait... wasn't it the other way around?
alri mate so here's the go
We pick a thread on Sup Forums and we replicate the entire thread post-for-post
same drinking is never worth it.
I'd much rather spend the weekend in the backyard reading a book and than going out and pretending to enjoy cramped spaces with loud music whilst swilling the sauce.
>Cherry Blacks
Plebian
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>Am i a Customer?
kek didnt think you'd actually ask
I doubt she'll mug you but I can't see it being a very pleasant experience. It's not like there aren't 1,000+ more where you found her anyway
my therapist said she watches netflix
i can't take her seriously now that i know she's a normaloid
And my flat (spracklen house)
just because you're not strong enough to use them
hell of a lot of effort for a risky payoff
no Theresa May is fighting for Britain?
Just like how she went to the Nissan plant soon after the referendum and told them they have to stay regardless of what deal we got in the negotiations.
ooooo buuuurrrrrn
>obese girl on tinder
>"i love the beach!"
isn't computing
there's no such thing as ethical findom under capitalism
No idea why normies pay for netflix when you can literally enter 'watch "whatever series"' into google and find it in HD.
pmsl xx
KEK
blown this ladyboy OUT OF THE WATER
how will she ever recover
Means shitty American beaches not superior aussie beach babe beaches
inb4 torrent autists sperg out about streaming
might knock myself out with valium
this
Here's a good site too streamlord.com
wish algerinonce would stop sharing there broken english conversations
just frying some pork and leek sausages for brekfast desu
>told them they have to stay regardless of what deal we got in the negotiations.
they'll close the plant and move anyway
they can't force a foreign company to stay there
Oh babe
I love the way you smile
Stay with me
Smile all the time, don't go
I love the way you slide
Stay with me
Slide all the time, don't go
I love the way you're mine
Stay with me
Hold me all of the time
Oh babe
I love it when you slide
Stay with me
Slide all the time, don't go
I love the way you smile
Stay with me
Smile all the time, don't go
I love the way you're mine
Stay with me
Hold me all of the time
Oh babe
I love it when you slide
Stay with me
I love the way you're mine
Don't go
I love it when you smile
Stay with me
I love the way you're mine
Don't go
You make it all so fine
You make it all so fine
i subtly alluded to this kek
I have a job and if I ever get caught I'll lose my job. Netflix is cheap and alleviates any worry whatsoever.
pics x
didn't you have 8 yesterday?
toothache is fucking awful right now
have to wait nearly a month for surgery
I mean even torrenting is fairly easy to do.
No idea why you'd pay for something so easily accessible otherwise.
Normies eh? what are they like
Has NEVER been done on Sup Forums before
Doesn't have to be a big thread, just a known one with few posters. Like /balk/. You know what I'm going to do it right now.
See you all in two hours.
>invented 'smiffy'
lmao fuck off
it's only $8/month
Lots of people have jobs and still do the ole 'watch X' into google trick.
I doubt anyone has lost a job over that phamo.
lel
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is it really that bad over there?
Morning lads :D
dont get it