Hey Sup Forums this is my girlfriend of 3 years. She stayed by my side if though I'm only 5'2...

Hey Sup Forums this is my girlfriend of 3 years. She stayed by my side if though I'm only 5'2. I recently got a job as an investment bank after graduating from university. How about that to you "Aplha" Males. It's a new world!

shes ugly as fuck tho.

your just jealous

Your still ugly and short.money can't fix that faggot

she's not ugly as fuck

report for child porn

She a bitch?

>Your
and you're retarded

oh excuse meeeeee for being born to be 5'2. What are you some 6ft-fag

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you would have been a lot better of in the old world, where literally everyone had a wife

>implying this isnt bait

not ugly at all

What is it like fucking something so colossal compared to your miniature frame?

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OP is not exactly a stud either. They both look like perfectly average normal people. They actually are kinda cute together

aw yes. Back when the kitchen was the women's home. Alas feminism has taketh away the natural order

LOL

T i t s o r g t f o

Hey you might have an ugly as fuck girlfriend, but at least I'm not a manlet like you.

Congrats user, you found the female incarnation of Shrek. Bet your mamma is so proud.

she's probably a great catch if she's not that shallow

good job OP

how does she keep up with your conversations?

you're too short for the sound to travel to her ears properly and what you say is a jumbled mess

Honest question, how much do you get made fun of when you guys go out?

No problem with you being 5'2, but those lobe plugs are what makes you a faggot and are pretty strong evidence that your job claim is utter bullshit.

1/10 for making me reply.

She's fucking beautiful you basement dweller. Your mad I spend my weekends fucking while your on this site 24/7

Is that one of the wayans in white chicks?

If he has a career and a woman, he's probably living a much more fufilling life than you. Doesn't seem like he cares how he was born. That's what being a man is about. It's not being born tall and handsome, it's about exacting your will on the world and getting what you want out of life no matter what it takes

She bends slightly down. She also bends faster when were fucking. You virgin fag

hello poorfag

>virgin fag

i see i struck a nerd. do you need a booster seat to stand on or a stool or something when she bends over?

Dude how big is your cock if she's stayed with you that long

I'm 5.87 inches. It's not a lot but gets the job done

So you're hilariously short, have a mediocre dick AND have an ugly as fuck girlfriend.

Shit me I'm so jealous of your life.

user don't cry, I'm sure she's the man in the relationship anyways, I mean one of you has to be, and you're far too beta for that. Oooohhh look at me I'm OP and I work at a bank, big fucking deal weeb. Also, tits or gtfo.

I think your basing the world off of bullshit internet standards that don't exist. 5'10 isn't short and a 5 inch dick isn't small. People of 6'0 are in the 15 percent range while people under 5'6 are in the 15 percent range also

Depending on your job in IB, your gonna have a bad time at 5'2. If you're a quant, it won't matter as much, but if you're on a trading floor and sub-6ft... Phew lad.

or I should say 12.5

Lol who measures dick length to the hundredths place...

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I fuck her good so stfu big meanie

literally only short losers with small dicks care about these numbers

Whoa dude, you're a whole bank?

I'm jelly.

Not OP but this is.. to confirm yeah she does take control most of the time. So what? Prostate gland is the best orgasm statistically. Don't tell me none of you like it in the ass

*she fucks you good. I think that's what you meant right pleb?

confirmed

investment banker* you fuckin pleb

I bet your an arts grad faggot

OP, there's quite possibly no way in heck she is pleased by that. Either let her cuck you or find a nice asian girl to please

We all like it in the ass user, we are all fags here, are we not? That's not the point however, this particular fag thinks he's alpha because his bitch looks like Shrek and we works at a bank.

yeah maybe in internet world. But in the real world 9 inch dick isn't practical. Hell, that shit seems uncomfortable. 5.5-6 Inch dicks are practical! And asian girls are cute

well where do you work huh, pleb? Micky D's?

Dude.. lmao you're delusional. Chicks love big dicks 7-8.5 inches is preferred. Coming from a guy with a 7.3in dick I can confirm that even tho my dick pleases chicks I'm sure a lot of them could handle bigger just saying

Oil and Gas weeb. Making 10x what your banker ass makes, tell your bitch to get a hold of me, I'll show her what an Alpha is all about.

probably come home smelling like the inside of a gas stations asshole tho lmaoo (not op)

get your typing in order then, your post is riddled with fuckups

Dude your girlfriend is ginormous, she's like 6', sorry to break it to you bud but big girls are unattractive, she was desperate in the first place. The fact that you have to show off your plus sized gf to random strangers on the internet proves nothing except your self esteem is shorter than your height. Your genetics are inferior, your gf is basically a dude, and you have to get the approval of other people to make yourself feel good. It's pathetic.

Actually not really, I'm on the Frac side of things. So just a little dirty and greasy from time to time lol

You make a lovely couple, op! May you both live long and happy lives together.

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Post her feet OP

Totally original

meh

congrats op you win at life...
of course she's with you because she knows that you basically worship her and would never do anything unfaithful ever. she's super confident that in your loyalty that's the main appeal besides from having a lot of money... it's a weird dynamic, but it works.

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her forehead is smaller than your insecurities

>Doesn't seem like he cares how he was born

That's why he's making the thread right? Surely not for validation about his receding hairline, meager build, shitty facial hair and height.

Surely not.

I like the way this is going
>midgit fucking tall gril thread?

Your clearly missing out then fagot.

Those digits!

I guess she had to settle due to the oncoming female pattern baldness. I mean it's either that or borderline retarded because you cant explain that Frankenstein forehead any other way.

Investmentbanker by the age of 9.. well done

kek

You do know that alpha males don't go online and say they are, right? Alpha males don't give a shit and find the whole alpha-beta male label obsession something only wussies care about. If a group has a proud alpha male in it, then he's a beta, only the least beta beta in the group. Get it?

Look how happy she is. Wonder who she is cheating with. Who is your best male friend at her height or taller?

How would you know? You're in a thread on Sup Forums arguing about the definition of alpha

Because I don't live on Sup Forums and I know a few real alpha males, just like most of you. You know, the kind of guys who go outside, kind of asshole-like, most of their games and competitions are physical.