Has anyone ever

has anyone ever...

no they are made and advertised for the sole reason that nobody will ever...

Using that? I didnt think it was possible to ever...

dude they have sharp seams don't you remember

this guy has the right idea, thats just stupid, you are asking for a serious problem if you tried

oh my god.... i touched those when kids brought them to school...

yes. too small.

>be me
>be 12
>ask for water weenie for christmas for the sole purpose of trying this
>Santa brings me my request
>vanish from the sight of my family for the next hour or so
>sitting in my room looking at the water weenie
>ohgod.png
>The time is now
>shove my 12 year old pecker into the fucker
>Instant pain
>seams are acting like tiny razors
>fucking SCREAM
>Mom and other relatives rush to room
>attempt to lock door
>going to continue

Calling dinosaur

Too fucking tight.

Yes. It doesn't feel good at all.

I remember those feels.

floor dinosaur

>Door lock is really shitty and requires you to twist the handle to lock it rather than a traditional lock
>Grasp the doorknob
>twist
>The door is opening
>Decide to flee
>But its to late
>ground below me is wet
>the weenie has popped
>Grandpa and Mom enter
>I start trying to say something but it comes out as gaspy stuttering
>Grandpa is upset
>Mom is laughing
>It became a family joke
>Everyone gives me shit for it
>Family jokingly refers to me as the water weenie boy

yes, just rolls and tries to cut.

>be in middle school
>last school day of the month, get to spend points
>some random in my class gets one of those
>later that day have schizophrenic episode
>try to stick my dick in the thing, in the middle of class
>friend slaps it out of my hand
>teacher scolds me
>don't realize what happened until later that day
still don't know what it feels like desu

that fucking pic

I had one. It was really stupid. It was "Titanic" themed, and had a boat floating inside of it. I fucked it many times.

I had one without razer seams and yes, I fucked it continuously until I was 13 and got me some of that sweet brown puss puss

Yes, and no.. If you get ones with plastic shit inside it hurts like hell. and most of these are way too small to put a normal sized penis into. I recommend just getting a fleshlight.

Yup, and I fucked it. It was great. Don't know about these razor seams. Used to block off the front hole, and instead if rollsing over my dick, it would create pressure and suck the tip. Shit was cash.

Then one day I lubed it up with baby oil and it dissolved the outside, so it was destroyed. Shame.

good story

No, but I stuck one of these up my ass at a wrong angle when I was 5 or 6 and it hurt. 20-odd years later, I'm an expert at sticking things up my ass.

> buy water weenie
> lock self in bathroom one day when home alone
> rub vaseline on weenie, bend over
> it won't go in
> keep pushing harder and harder
> minimal headway
> weenie bursts
> ass covered
> liquid everywhere
> try to sneak out and get towels while naked
> parents come home
> run to room and hide
> father goes into bathroom

Holy shit are you me? That was the first thing I ever put in my ass back in the day.