Stop right where you are sir. Just a routine search. We've been hearing reports of some illegal dubs in this area...

Stop right where you are sir. Just a routine search. We've been hearing reports of some illegal dubs in this area. You wouldn't want to declare possession of dubs would you sir?

No sir all singles here

Not me officer. Heh

Are you joking officer, i never get dubs...

FUCK YOU I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Officer, please. I have a family, I can't be caught with these dubs, I was just holding them for a friend. I swear.

wait... What about trips?

Dubs? I ain't got no dubs.

L-l-let me just *throws up in mouth* get them for you... *drinks from flask*

Fuck that was close

ALLAH AKBAAAAR!

i dindu nuffin

What if I did?

SOMEBODY GET A SNIPER

That's what I thought

Not to worry, I have a permit.

Holding trips is a federal crime punishable by death, but sir i haven't seen trips in these parts in a long time. Oh no, sir, not for a very very long time. It would be a regretful day if trips were to be seen in these areas once again

GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND

no you did not tyrone

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Agent Gomez reporting to duty, routine safety inspection.

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no sir, i'm just omw home

what is a dub sir?

Texting while driving are we?

not the right gif, but I gotta go fuck

No sir I dont have any dubs at the moment.

These are not the dubs you are looking for, officer.

I got a permit for these dubs

You don't have any worries mate no worries. No worries.

No sir, never touched dubs in my life...

I don't even know what doub- I mean dubs are

Officer I know of an autist who has dubs just near these parts

REQUESTING BACKUP WE HAVE SOME ILLEGAL TRIPS IN THE AREA CODE 69 I REPEAT CODE 69

i dont got 99s thats for sure

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You mean these dubs?

I'm sorry officer I don't know what you're talking about

I'm not black don't shoot

dubs? sorry officer i havent seen any now fuck off

COPY THAT, WE ARE INBOUND. DISPATCHING K9 UNIT.

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i surely don't have any officer

I'm white sir

Fuck off m8

no sir you can search my car if you want.

No officer, but you can go ahead and check 'em anyway.

Haha get arrested nigra

You got no business harrassin' me pig... I aint even mexican so why don't you just get back in your car and drive on outta here

Nothing to see here officer.

No, sir.

I haven't touched dubs in all my life, officer.

dindu nuffin sir

1s

2s

3s

4s

5s

6s

Actually I'm pretty sure it's illegal for you to be searching me for dubs, officer. I read an article online, I know the law

Nope, no dubs 50 miles from here

7s

9s

no dubs here occifer, just every day singles

6666 eternal

*Drives off in reverse* gotta catch me first!

All I have is pain and disappointment officer

Nah just smokin pot mon

ACAB!

4some

Single's where it's at Sup Forumsro

Fucking stripper officers, you won't catch me

You'll never take me alive!

Points gun at officer

I'm afraid you have no jurisdiction here officer, I have dublomatic immunity.

No dubs here officer

no one can stop me

no sir no dubs here

Fine, you can have my TRIPS!

Kills officer

epic fail
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i dindu nuffin

You done fucked up now!

I almost got away with it

You'll never catch me alive, you fucking pig!!

Nothing to claim, may I go to class now?

Course not.

It's ok officer I'm white

we re wizards, no dubs here

fuck this, I'm goaten out of here!

No dubs here, officer

Nothing of the sort officer.

No dubs, only trips here officer.

i'm a rich nigger fuck you pig

fuck off officer or ill shoot you

No, Sir. I only deal in singles and the occasional quads

nah dude i'm fine

I'm crystal clear

Just ordinary singles here sir

NANI?!?