Worst thing that happened to you today?

Worst thing that happened to you today?

alarm clock rang

I looked at Sup Forums's catalogue.

Op is the guy in this vid

Dude looks smooth af tho

taxi driver shouted at . I hope he'll die in car crach today, and get to hell where will meer his daughter rapwd to death by guy with down syndrome

I woke up.

>exist

Lmao beta

can't catch pokemon because there's a storm :'''(

you've obviously never had anyone hit on you or this is bait

I farted myself awake 2 hours before my alarm ...

Asthma attack last night, no inhaler. Calmed myself down. Still dead tight today, will probs have another attack later on.

My dog shit in the house.2 seconds before I took her out

Why didn't you take her out earlier asshole?

i woke up

>always tired
>why can't I woke?

I dunno.
I guess I'm bummed that I won't be able to make my friend's 21st birthday.
So bummed.

i have to get up and brush my teeth

My grandpas burial. Not even kidding

my mom forgot to heat up my breakfast tendies before she left for work

> be bummed that much

Got home after whole day at uni and finding out my dad, on """medical leave""" trashed the kitchen. I love to cook and I love to manage the kitchen, but when he does it, all hell breaks loose.
>Wash the plates? No, just press the sponge on the surface, rinse and done. Repeat on every plate
>Cook stuff? No, use 3 woks, 2 spatulas, 4 knives and end up cooking frozen fried chicken.
>If he's cooking, he'll take off his shirt, show his beer gut to the neighbours and (un)knowingly use his sweat as seasoning.

Yeah I'm pretty bummed.
I wanted to drink some cigs and smoke some beers with him too.
Probably will send him a steam call or a facebook call or something.

Fell in love with a girl came from abroad to visit me yesterday and around 3am local time I brought her back to the airport

I slipped while lifting and now my shoulders all jacked off

>drink some cigs and smoke some beers
OH BOY you made a mistake!!

This