Man Utd v Bournemouth match thread 2

1-1

Rojo
King (pen)

Surman sent off

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1st for Zlatan was Innocent

United 7 - 1 Bournemum

what part of manchester are you from lads?

anime

Everyone get bans edition

Mings is a good boy he dindu nuffin.

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xth for customers

>player called Tyrone
>dirty player

I'm shocked

>player 1 and player 2 going at it
>Player 3 gets sent off

Yep, it checks out its the brave English semen slurping game.

CHEEKY JOSE

Mings deserves a red for being elbowed

based Mou

I fucking hate Andy Murray, lads.

Just saw him there, looks like an absolute gippo cunt desu senpai

>ibra wont even get a ban cause the ref gave a free kick against him already

Is there a more scummy set of customers than man u fans

Not only does every decision go their way, they act like they don't play thuggish anti-football

Bases mou

Was it deliberate from Mings lads?

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Jones having a fucking howler

Bournemouth should be down to 9 men.
United should be promoted to 12 men.

Was Mings deliberate? He was looking at the ball.

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jones is fucking embarressing

Who Sup Forums here

Fuck Zlatan is about to kill Mings

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that goes without saying, surely

>win the ball in a fair tackle
>push over an attempted murderer
>ref forgets that you already got yellow
>you're somehow the only one off in this game

>Not only does every decision go their way,

We sure benefited from that penalty decision didn't we?

i still dont get how surman got sent off

i think kev was getting a yellow out randomly to try and settle the madness but forgot that he had already booked surman until it was too late

Too bad Zlatan didn't get stomped hard enough for a seizure

Would had been the best in pitch death in soccer ever.

Let's get fellani on if they wanna play thug ball

#JusticeForSurman

Hope they break Ibra's legs desu

He pushed Zlatan over.

IBRAHIMOVIC WONT GET A BAN

THE REF AWARDED THE FREEKICK FOR HIS ELBOW

YOU CANT RETROSPECTIVELY AWARD RED CARDS FOR CHALLENGES THE REFEREE HAS SEEN

POST YFW ABUs LOSE AGAIN

forgot how cancerous manure match threads are

United haven't scored immediately

POOnited

the reason people like me say it's not deliberate is because we can't possibly think of ever doing something like that on purpose.. but then again, we don't know the mindset of a tyrone

It is irrelevant whether mings meant to do it
It was dangerous as fuck, and could easily have splits zlatans head open. For that you've got to go.
>inb4 triggered
t. Not a man u customer

Zlatan just wanted it more

fucking hate these glory supporters lads. just picked the team that had won over half of the last 20 league titles. but im sure they have a good reason

>Too bad Zlatan didn't get stomped hard enough for a seizure
>Would had been the best in pitch death in soccer ever.
"what'd you do today, user?"
"saw a guy rupture his manbun and develop an aneurysm from it"

I like to think a ref can't be this incompetent.

SIX FOOT FIVE

What did he do now?

Yes, 1 penalty definitely makes up for having to play a half a man down

Don't forget to renew your Sky subscription good customer!

So Ibra putting his foot into Coleman's skull was okay and 'totally not dangerous' because he said it was an accident?

just kys you paki fuck

I picked United because they are the best, you mad I have good taste and like winning?

>hates utd
>still watches their matches
obsessed cunt

he will get a ban.. there's no way the ref report says he saw an elbow and awarded a free kick for that

ELLIE
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HAYE VS BELLEW TONIGHT LADS ITS GONNA BE LIT

>Customers on the BBC saying Ibra shouldn't have been sent off because Mings should have been sent off

>6th is the best

Probably nothing, I just can't stand the cunt. Also they way this country fawns over everything he does is sickening.

Good post.

>some fag getting triggered right on schedule
When did I defend ibra at all, for past or current actions?
Calm down lad

No way. The elbow is the only foul in the incident. You can't retrospectively return to an incident that the ref has dealt with.

>heavyweight boxing

Don't tell me what I can't do dad

No, it just shows you are wrong about ALL decisions going Uniteds way. BTW, speaking of 1 penalty, that is exactly how many United have got in the league all season. If the refs were in our pockets we would have had about 20.

Rooney doing things

Face it, ibra might not get a ban simply because he's a manure player
Don't be surprised

Not sure if trolling or just retarded.

Referees have been anti-United since 1992. Cantona ban, Ferdinand drugs ban, Scholes and Rooney 3 game Premier League bans for red cards in FRIENDLY games. The list is never ending.

That's what makes our success so much sweeter. We did it despite having every odds against us. True fucking winners.

I remember Roy Keane got an 8 game ban for comments in his own private memoirs. It's actually hilarious how biased the FA are against United.

Anyway, enjoy us winning the quad this year.

>Don't tell me what I can't do dad

I miss scoring from corners lads

>Boxing

>Ibra is a good boy, he dindu nuffin, he was just retaliating

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So was Mings, Ibra started this shit out of nowhere.

>short corners

these LVG tactics

You can for violent conduct

This is incredibly frustrating to watch

This.

IF they somehow ban Zlatan it will be an incredible example of hypocrisy and bias against Manchester United. One rule for United and another for the rest of football.

More evidence of the FA making a "special example" of the biggest club in the world.

Cowardly fucks.

andy murray plays tennis

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Or because it's against the rules.

This is the only time they've made an exception:

youtube.com/watch?v=4v0CdBqUmNA

Yeah, I know.

reminds me of pogba chimping out on henderson, pretty weird this goes unpunished tbqh

To be fair it would be much more justified than shit like Ferdinands ban.

evens i five knuckle shuffle

odds i put me cock away and snort a line of coke

>its pogba

Enjoy, mate

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he dindunuffin its just a cultural thing like dabing

is there anything worse than the lunchtime game being a customers fc one and they get a bullshit decision in their favor?

i like tennis

United love making it hard on themselves

Bunch of crybabies and divers in this game. Too semen slurping for me.

Carrick pls

>is there anything worse than the lunchtime game being a customers fc one and they get a bullshit decision in their favor?
i'll let you know if that happens when i eat lunch in 4 hours

your mum loves making me hard on herselves

How would it be justified exactly?

>This is the rule
>We do this rule every time
>Even if it doesn't make sense we do this rule
>Here is the rule
>Here it is again
>Oh, time to apply the stupid rule once again
>It doesn't make sense but here it is again
>Here's the rule
>OH IT'S MANCHESTER UNITED
>Time to change the rule and penalise the player and the club!!!!

Nah m8. Referee dealt with it on the pitch. It's over. Simple as that.

Too many English players in the United team today.

They're all shit.

Who /HighTest/ here?

your life

do hate playing against 10 men sometimes

>waking up early to watch this shit

JUST LEAF MY SHIT UP

>herselves