ABU bunker thread

ABU trolls not allowed

What the hell happened, United bros? When the FUCK are we going to leave the 6th place? This squad and this manager should be challenging the title easily. Honestly, how hard did we get scammed for Pogba?
Also ban for the stomping Bournemouth player when?

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>When the FUCK are we going to leave the 6th place?

In a few more games when Everton overtake you.

>still below Liverpoop in the table

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>poogba

Fucking hell, Pogba is absolutely shite

What is Pogba good at anyway?

Do NOT bully us.

Has pogba been the biggest flop of all time?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

Customers on suicide watch

>£100 million for a poor man's dabbing dembele

I can't take this shit anymore:
>poogba
absolute trash
>mouyes
absolute shite
>refball
no longer effective

how can we be so shit with all the money we have?!?!

jesus pogba

3 clear chances to win in the last 2 minutes and bottled them all

>100m for dabbing sinama pongolle

ISIS BTFO

>GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

will you look at that

>us
>us
>us

dabbing and selling football boots

HAHAHAHQHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHQ

lmao that game

>in b4 mouyes blames the ref for not giving them another pen and sending off 3 opposition players

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

>6 (six)

>Poogba
Remember you can buy 3 fucking Kante with one poor man's Dembele

>100 million for dabs and twitter icon
>customers epic butthurt
>mouyes
>6th

>manure

costing 100 Million and Dabs

>we

>bunch of brown people
>chinks
>dude in a Yankees hat

hahahahahaha

Nigba
Slutan
Grandpa Wayne
No one rooting Giggs' sister in law
The list goes on

mind the gap customers

>spend hundreds of millions
>can't beat mememouth at home

lmao

BLACKS ARE INFERIOR
ALL NIGGERS OUT OF MAN UNITED PLEASE

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is Pogba the worst transfer of all time?

Twittering and getting a haircut

>b-b-b-b-but if the ref sent off all the bournemouth players and the goalkeeper went blind we would have won 90-0!

They did deserve a free kick for the handball

Tbf that looks like one of the more British sections of a United game.

Zlatan and Pogba were so fucking shit today, especially pogba everything he did was a fuck up.

Thank fuck United are so mediocre.

just wrong decision making all day
atrocious under pressure

he is literally xhaka-tier

Possession
>68% - 32%
Shots
>20 - 3
Red Cards
>0 - 1

>ends 1-1

Enjoy 5th la

You want to play a 1-2-1 or something?

What's better is they let him go on a free and then bought him for £100 million

>with 10 players

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>100 gorillion pound for Dabbing Djemba Dejmba

>british sections

You're talking shit. Old Trafford is full of customers.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOKE OF A CLUB

LITERALLY HAVE THE DEVIL ON THEIR BADGE

AN VILE ALCOHOLIC GLASWEIGIAN WHO BULLIED REFEREES AS THEIR BEST MANAGER

A HEAVILY CHIMP FEATURED MUSLIM ENOCH SHOWUMNI AS THEIR """""""""BEST PLAYER""""""""""""""

UTTER FUCKING LOSERS

Hope they beat arseshit desu

They don't have a good mentality. As soon as the goal went in, they took their foot of the gas. Then in the second half they just played slowly. Understandable perhaps with Bournemouth sitting deep but it wasn't good enough.

ibra shouldnt take that penalty after all that shitshow, hes not mentally there for the match

Inb4 mou says ibra did nuffin wrong

How can you not beat a ten man team? Bournemouth not only had the man advantage, but the most expensive player on the planet on their team. They should feel embarrassed.

>LITERALLY HAVE THE DEVIL ON THEIR BADGE

Are we the bad guys Jose?

13 fuckin shots
9 fucking in box
1 goal

Im crying

>AWAY TEAM KEEPER HAS THE GAME OF HIS LIVE AT OLD TRAFFORD
I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
WHY CANT THESE CUNT FINISH THEIR CHANCES

BASED

"How to destroy united forever

poogba is such a peabrain lmoa

at least englel commenters stopped pretending he is any good

>S i x
>i
>x

>Arabic.manutd.com

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So where does Pogba go to next?

Because you spent 100m on a shit player. Every failed attack goes through Pogba. He's fucking awful.

>playing glory glory man united to drown out the boos

Hope the customers kept their receipts.

Sunderland

Like every manure reject

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Friend will submit a report of the game to the FA on Monday. If he indicates he did not properly see Ibrahmovic make contact with Mings, or the Bournemouth man clash with the Swede moments earlier, they could both be facing a charge.

>Still 6th

ahahaha

ahhahahahah

>6thchester United

one more season at OT, then off to PSG

loaned to a midtable serie a team

Is that actually a woman?

Didn't watch the game, what did Pogba do?

Is this the most unimpressive undefeated run ever?

Next to no big teams played and loads of draws

Boruc was on top form thats why. He better have got motm

Fucked up two good chances in extra time, generally wasted possession every time he had the ball in a threatening area

PSG

>zlatan spending his final years in this failing shithole of a club

Why? Why not go to chelsea or somewhere where is has a real chance of picking up a PL trophy?

he didnt play mate

I can assure you if he did Man Utd would have won 5-0

be absolute shit as usual and miss 3 clear chances to win in the last few minutes

not bloody much

Had 3 chances to win the game in extra time
One of them he just had to pass

Scuffed all of them

Man of the match, with Cleverley in his place Manure would win 4:1

He was involved in like 5 attacks towards the end of the game and every attack amointed to a save or a miss. Mostly pogbas fault as he kept fucking up.

is there any chance at all that Liverpool-Arsenal won't end 1-1?

Ayyy

Man United had Bournemouth wide open 5 or 6 times in the first 20 minutes that were squandered, that had nothing to do with Boruc. Lucky point considering everything that happened. United completely bottled it.

Zlatan's the fucking problem

Did you not see how he dropped into deep midfield after bournemouth roughed him up? He was practically playing DM.

He gives it out but he can't take people being physical back to him. This is someone who lost a 1v1 battle with mangala last year

>posting in a Slav thread

>Matt: The elbow (which may well have been unintentional) would have never happened if the ref had sent off Mings like he should have.
>may well have been unintentional

It's up there with Arsenal's overrated "invincible" (13 draws) streak back when the entire league was shit.

>manchester is 35% white

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>6th
lmao

Poor man dembele missed 3 clear chances at the end of the game.

>bribe referees with impunity because you're too shit to win without cheating despite spending £200m on transfers every season
>still don't win

Is there a bigger joke in world football than Manure and it's bandwagonning paki supporters?>bribe referees without impunity because you're too shit to win without cheating despite spending £200m on transfers every season
>still don't win

Is there a bigger joke in world football than Manure and it's bandwagonning paki supporters?

>Zlatan's the fucking problem
Yeah now imagine where Manure would be without him, above Chelsea most likely. He's single-handedly holding this great team and >mouyes' elite tactics back

anyone can give me the rundown on the match?