So here's the story of how I escaped suicide

so here's the story of how I escaped suicide

>be me. 27. Got married too early because I knocked up my girlfriend at 20.
>wife a complete bitch, my son is a shit kid, surprisemotherfucker - she's pregnant again
>120k in debt from student loans, no possible way I can pay it off
>making about $900 a month total doing shitty social media work
>wife divorces me, takes house, takes shitty kid and my daughter whom I've grown attached to
>family won't talk to me
>decided I want to kill myself
>decided before I die, I want to go out with a bang (in a matter of speaking)
>went to Mexico with $1200 in my account
>banged hookers, drank, did cocaine
>still had a couple hundred left over after an amazing couple days
>direct deposit from my social media gig paid again
>more money for hookers and blow
>epiphany.webm
>can live in mexico on $900 a month working from my laptop. clients dont even know where I am
>fastforward 6 months
>I'm living in Mexico now in a cheap ass studio bullshit apartment now making $1100 a month (got another client), I have enough money for rent, food, water, everything I need AND bang hookers every weekend
>this is my life now. Haven't talked to my ex wife or kids or family since

ask my anything. pic related

Why stop at Mexico? Go to Thailand or some shit. Youll be king

There you go buddy

dick looks great

how does it feel to be a failure of a father

Do you smoke weed?

I'm gonna wager pretty good.

It sounds like he feels pretty good about it

I'm still gonna be in favor of suicide on this one

How did you not realize at 20 that she was a complete bitch?

900 dollars a month is more than I used to make at my shitty fast food job

Care to explain your line of work for NEETs such as myself?

when did you started doing drugs?
which have you started with when?
do you speak spanish?

What is "social media work"?

source on pic?

Are you white? If so, do the mexicans make fun of you for it?

Not OP, but rule of life:

>If you are different, people will treat you differently.

Did your dad go to the store for a gallon of milk and never come back? It sounds like his ex cut ties with him, not the other way around

okay but there are various levels of being treated differently, from ignoring you to taking you hostage

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>how does it feel to be a failure of a father

Looks like he tried. He wasn't going to have a relationship with his kids anyways, so he beat the system and another rotten cunt got BTFO. Good on him.

>implying women don't have a pussy pass in the US court system

I watched my buddy get denied full custody even though he worked a full time job, had his mom to help watch her when he was at work, and the kid was much better off at his house. The mom was a heroin addict, and the courts sided with her, giving split custody. TO A HEROIN ADDICT, with a hospital record of it. The pussypass is real my dude.

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