HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Fuhrer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Hoss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Fuhrer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Fuhrer's Fraulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Fuhrer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

Ich bin ein Deutsche Heer Soldat

HEIL HITLER

oy vey, re roll

Roll Gestapo

Called it

Du JUDE DEGENERATE

OH SHIT ROLL

Booty

oh fuck i'm a jew reroll for 0 camp liberation

You lost your papers twice you're really fucked here

fuck it im dead

where the fuck are my papers

rolllll

Hitler get

Come with me filthy degenerate

role

Heil

rolling for 0 in fight

Hier meine Papiere

roll

rolll

Roll

rolling

Roll

pls nu

Reroll

re roll

bang

Oi m8

reroll

ahhh, this must be a misunderstanding im not a filthy jew

Ich bin ein Jöder

reroll

Rerollreroll

We must force ze allies back herr Öberstgrüpenführer!

Rell

Pls

råll

Ha

Lets see

ya i like hotler

Guten Tag, fellow aryan

o fuk

sieg roll

BASED GERMAN, FUCK JEWS

shalom, out the way, goy
I MEANT HELLO MY ARYAN FRIEND

eh

those stupid goys believe everything don't they?

Ol roll

ROLLING

roll

lemme see..

reroll, i'm not a allied spy, this is false information, i'm a national socialist with Leib und Seele, pls let me go

Yes

Roll

Re-rolling to get out of the crazy house

Guten tag meine herr!

Ich habe mein ausweis hier, ich bin keine jude, lang liebe das tausend jahr reich!

Heil!

Alright now that I'm out of the crazy house let's see what this guard thinks of me now!

Rondaroll

noooo, das muss ein fehler sein, heil dem führer

Wtf please let me out of the crazy house

Rolling

roll

HEIL HITLER!

rollaas

roll

roll

roll

why not

Heil

>
Heil Meine Kommandant

Roll

FUCK RE(Tard)roll

Ihr dreckigen Untermenschen. Ihr geht alle ins Lager wenn wir Euer Scheissland endlich übernommen haben.

Reroll again

Rool

fich auf OP

On my way to sign up for the Heer

Never forgertti Eliza Spenelli

fuck niggers

Why hello fellow Deutchers.

filthy criminal, you re arrested. i seeyou got some allied propaganda in your possesion, this is going to be a bad day for you sir

Guten Tag mein Freund

Adonf Hitler war gar net so schlecht, er hat Autobahnen gebaut

gerollen

sieg heil! mein lieber deutscher bruder.

Hello old bean, my papers, why yes good sir, oh no i'm totally not a British spy, oh look its time for tea, cheerio!

Here are my papers:

>Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.

rollin

Oh drat, you Nazi swine, you'll never take me alive *pulls out sten* FOR GOD, THE KING AND CRUMPETS

1

Roll

Toodles mate, and Sieg Heil.

re-roll! mierd

Helloooooo Berga.
Can I please submit a request to defect?
I am of good Aryan stock.

rollin

ROLLEEERRRR

HAILS!

sure