So me and this girl have been friends for 5 years now i'm dating her opinion?

so me and this girl have been friends for 5 years now i'm dating her opinion?

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why would it matter
>inb4 everyone calls her a fat landwhale

how fuckign immature do you have to be, that you try to impress a room full of dudes with a date you didnt even fuck.

Kek and checked.

how do you know?

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amazing roast i give it a 11/10

Dating her opinion? I say, if she weren't so fat, date her instead of her opinion.

why do you think shes fat?

probably due to the pic you posted of her.

why cant i see what you see?

She looks chunky

she ate your eyeballs?

i wouldnt say shes fat

I feel bad for her

i feel bad for her too shes dating me

some folks wouldn't say the earth is round, but it is, and so is that girl.

OP has watched her fuck every other dude around and destroy every relationship for the last 5 years and now for some pathetic reason she's decided to five him a chance.

OP, when you get your tongue down on that fat, toasty cunt just try not to imagine the cocks of all those other guys she's complained to you about over the years, the pregnancy scare, the guy with the little dick, the guy worth the monster cock that relentlessly railed her all night long that you'll never stack up to. Do your best not to remember, though that thought will always creep back into your mind. The Mexican guy, the black guy, your friend from school, and that really old guy she fucked for while because he bought hey nice things.

>i'm dating her opinion?

Pig.

Hey, if you like her by all means more power to you if you want to date her.

im not a cuck tho

Kek

top kek

ALL. THOSE. DICKS.

You know them. You know about them. You can never forget.

i dont know them sounds like a personal issue you had

your story doesn't add up you say you been friends for 5 years but you never met her bfs?

op is a liar hes larping a gf

How many boyfriends has that slut had in the last five years?

That fat slag has a fivehead

look like the kinda bitch who pussy smell like vinegar n armpits

a little harsh are we?

got kik ?

ive known her for 5 years and have met all her best friends and boy friends lmao

bet you know that smell well pussy boy lmao

So you do know all the dicks that been up inside there. When she finally let's you kiss her you'll imagine those lips all over all those other dicks. Enjoy.

Nah, I don't fuck landwhales.

dat fat bish look bipolar and we no op b autistic