Its fortune time with osaka as your host

Its fortune time with osaka as your host

The rules
>fortunes might take some time to make
>reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread
>i have the right to refuse service to anyone
>one fortune per user
>fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit
>discussion is accepted
>any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you
>last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot

#fortune goes in all fields

oh wait it's Sup Forums so there's only one.

No there skyden as well but I do them alot differently than her
>your fortune says be warry of the little people

Chek'd.
Helloo op!
How are you?

Ill give it a shot.

Chek'd as well
Im fine a bit bored but that will all change in a minute.
>your fortune says a pair of dogs will cuddle your dreams
Good decision user
>your fortune says your body will be shot to smithereens by drug dealers

Thank you for my lovely fortune, op!

>your fortune says be warry of the little people

The first book was good but the rest was not really that interesting in comparison. I am kind of impressed with myself for getting all the way through it.

And I meant that there's only one field to #fortune in.

Gonna be kinda hard to do since i dont know any drug dealers

hey it's me, dogrape-man
maybe i'll get a nice fortune this time if i post some OC

I'll give it a try too!

Fancy meeting you again mantis
Sorry user I haven't made the discord yet because I suck at it, also what's the book you posted about?
Life finds a way
Sorry I have to do something right now but ill be back in a quick second

I want one too

>also what's the book you posted about?
i thought that's what you meant by "little people." There are entities called "little people" in it.

im not good at describing plots sorry

Yeah, it's nice to see you too!

Good job user thank you for making that now you will be forgiven
>your fortune says creativity will fill your mind with happiness
Good job
>your fortune says the lies that fill your life is the only thing keeping you sane
No what I meant was midgets user but its sounds interesting
How have you been lately?

Also im back now glad it didn't die

hit me!

>No what I meant was midgets user but its sounds interesting
it was decent but like I said it drags for the latter 2/3 of the 3-book series. I do like the short stories and other stuff i've read from murakami though

I'm good, Osaka! Had a nice, restful weekend. I'm getting ready for work now.

*Hits you hard*
>your fortune says your face will swell up for the entire day
I see you read alot which book did you enjoy to read the most?
Where do you work if you don't mind me asking?

what do you do for fun?
also looking for a fortune plz

*sniffs butt*

I am a railroad conductor. I'm on the third shift, 10pm to 6am. It was hard at first to get used to the hours, but I kind of love it Now!

I would like a fortune too seems like you didn't saw my first post. Ty

I watch movies for fun user
>your fortune says fun things last for a short while before having to accept reality again
*pinches nose*
Will you stop that?
Cool do it get busy at certain times or is it just cargo that passes by?
Sorry user I didn't see you there
>your fortune says you will be forgotten by someone special

How many licks does it take to get to the center your pantsu

Fortune plz

>your fortune says the lies that fill your life is the only thing keeping you sane
oh that hits hard ._. do you have any suggestions on what i can do about it?

Hey hi, fortune pls

Depends on the job. Cutting cars on the hump, I'm running around all night, throwing switches. Other jobs, I might line up the switches we need to exit the yard, then just ride in the engine till we get where we are going.

What is my fortune for today?

Can I get a fortune?

Hmm lets see a one a two a three *licks panties*
>your fortune says your lewdness should be expressed somewhere else
Ok
>your fortune says the bed will swallow you up in a comfy void
I say uncover the bits one piece at a time so it doesn't mess you up that much
You there okay
>your fortune says get in the taxi and have a wild ride
What do you like most about your job other than getting paid?
Did you finished you own white castle adventure Alice?
>your fortune says you will have some nasty coughs from smoking too much
As long you don't call the police then sure loil
>your fortune says buy a rape whistle and a switchblade

>your fortune says buy a rape whistle and a switchblade
I'm pretty sure illya can take care of herself without these items

How accurate are your fortunes?

>your fortune says your lewdness should be expressed somewhere else
I demand a redo

I like the guys I work with, it's a real nice brotherhood thing we have here. I like the trains themselves. I like the noise they make, when the knuckles join. I like the fact that I seem to be good at this. It gives me a sense of accomplishment every night.

And now I gotta go. Good seeing you, as always!

I hate to say it, but I got a little too stoned and completely forgot all about it once I found apple pie in the fridge...

Guess I better lay off the pipe, I have been hitting it pretty hard today...

I don't know but I have got It right a bunch of times already so who know when it will happen again
Its not that I don't like it just that I can get really horny at times and derail a entire conversation with *licks* and *pets*
Also one fortune per user sorry but rules are rules
Later mantis have fun I guess
You should buy some before you smoke again at least and are you high right now?

Gimme one

I think I'll have to wait a while before I go shopping for 'em, I'm in western NC and we're just now starting to get rain off that hurricane. Expecting power to out sometime soon-ish.
Well I'm about to be, just put down the pipe. Also, I was talking about hitting my other pipe, I smoke tobacco out it it.

*licks*

So there's this girl I THINK I like... she comes to visit my town every year for 3 months and this summer I think I fell in love with her. She was always so nice to me and I'm sort of a loner but I liked having her around me. So 2 weeks ago she left and next time I will be seeing her is christmas since she's comming for 2 weeks... my feelings for her aren't as strong anymore. She's been texting me and it really feels weird writing her and not talking to her in 1st person. I kinda think she likes me as she's been the one starting the conversations every time and everytime i ask her about when she's comming to town she asks me why I ask such questions.

That's what the thread is for
>your fortune says you will get what's coming to you
I hope you don't do anything stupid while it happens but I live in cali so I don't know how that like
user I can give you my discord if you like then we can get as lewd as possible
Also thanks for the licks
I say give her a try and take her out on a walk or something like that and see if you like her or not
>your fortune says there will be only one chance for you to do certain things

check'd double zeros and those osaka images. Tell me my fortune little lady

More osaka cutes pls

There just dubs user nothing special
>your fortune says you will develop a 50's persona in the near future

No problem
>your fortune says expect ugliness to fill your mind after the death of this thread

Not if I steal osaka

Goyim you have to let me die a peaceful death so I don't steal your shekels and shove parasites up your ass

Hi Osaka!

Oh no worries, I've lived in the mountains all my life, I'm used to being snowed in with the power off and junk

sure, why not.

checked.

Discord me my dude

Hi Robbie have you fucked Stephanie yet?
>your fortune says you will not be number one
Does it get boring at times?
>your fortune says use a condom no questions just do it

Osaka of fortunes#0441
I want your lewds ok

condom it is then. thanks!

Very cute

I patiently await

Stay safe now
Im not cute just silly!
You have waited long enough
>your fortune says a coma won't stop you in your wait for the one truth

Does anyone else wants there fortunes or am I done?

Give meh my fortune

give it to me baby

I one 1

Nah, but I've never actually experienced boredom before either though so

Sure
>your fortune says learn to not give a shit
>your fortune says die die die die die
I see then this I got one more question why Alice?

Cute trips checked

Well night everyone im out of fortunes I wish you all a wonderful day

Have a good day. Thanks for the shitty fortunes.