The rules >fortunes might take some time to make >reminder that this is a fortune thread not a wafiu thread >i have the right to refuse service to anyone >one fortune per user >fortunes may range from decent to absolute shit >discussion is accepted >any bad fortunes that you get will happen to you >last but not least remember that my fortunes come with risks that include, thoughts of suicide, limb loss, rape, retardation, death, and becoming a huge faggot
Cameron Adams
#fortune goes in all fields
oh wait it's Sup Forums so there's only one.
Chase Reed
No there skyden as well but I do them alot differently than her >your fortune says be warry of the little people
Joshua Hill
Chek'd. Helloo op! How are you?
Daniel Reyes
Ill give it a shot.
Zachary Lee
Chek'd as well Im fine a bit bored but that will all change in a minute. >your fortune says a pair of dogs will cuddle your dreams Good decision user >your fortune says your body will be shot to smithereens by drug dealers
Josiah Brooks
Thank you for my lovely fortune, op!
Parker Butler
>your fortune says be warry of the little people
The first book was good but the rest was not really that interesting in comparison. I am kind of impressed with myself for getting all the way through it.
And I meant that there's only one field to #fortune in.
Josiah Jones
Gonna be kinda hard to do since i dont know any drug dealers
Owen Perez
hey it's me, dogrape-man maybe i'll get a nice fortune this time if i post some OC
Luis Phillips
I'll give it a try too!
Cooper Green
Fancy meeting you again mantis Sorry user I haven't made the discord yet because I suck at it, also what's the book you posted about? Life finds a way Sorry I have to do something right now but ill be back in a quick second
Matthew Ross
I want one too
Easton Hall
>also what's the book you posted about? i thought that's what you meant by "little people." There are entities called "little people" in it.
im not good at describing plots sorry
Dylan Ramirez
Yeah, it's nice to see you too!
Justin Gonzalez
Good job user thank you for making that now you will be forgiven >your fortune says creativity will fill your mind with happiness Good job >your fortune says the lies that fill your life is the only thing keeping you sane No what I meant was midgets user but its sounds interesting How have you been lately?
Levi Lopez
Also im back now glad it didn't die
Connor Anderson
hit me!
Michael Adams
>No what I meant was midgets user but its sounds interesting it was decent but like I said it drags for the latter 2/3 of the 3-book series. I do like the short stories and other stuff i've read from murakami though
Robert Anderson
I'm good, Osaka! Had a nice, restful weekend. I'm getting ready for work now.
Alexander Edwards
*Hits you hard* >your fortune says your face will swell up for the entire day I see you read alot which book did you enjoy to read the most? Where do you work if you don't mind me asking?
Samuel Carter
what do you do for fun? also looking for a fortune plz
Mason Taylor
*sniffs butt*
Blake Ramirez
I am a railroad conductor. I'm on the third shift, 10pm to 6am. It was hard at first to get used to the hours, but I kind of love it Now!
Josiah Martin
I would like a fortune too seems like you didn't saw my first post. Ty
Isaac Wood
I watch movies for fun user >your fortune says fun things last for a short while before having to accept reality again *pinches nose* Will you stop that? Cool do it get busy at certain times or is it just cargo that passes by? Sorry user I didn't see you there >your fortune says you will be forgotten by someone special
Joshua White
How many licks does it take to get to the center your pantsu
Daniel Bailey
Fortune plz
Juan Martin
>your fortune says the lies that fill your life is the only thing keeping you sane oh that hits hard ._. do you have any suggestions on what i can do about it?
Mason Stewart
Hey hi, fortune pls
Nathan Edwards
Depends on the job. Cutting cars on the hump, I'm running around all night, throwing switches. Other jobs, I might line up the switches we need to exit the yard, then just ride in the engine till we get where we are going.
Carson Green
What is my fortune for today?
Jeremiah Lopez
Can I get a fortune?
Jayden Hall
Hmm lets see a one a two a three *licks panties* >your fortune says your lewdness should be expressed somewhere else Ok >your fortune says the bed will swallow you up in a comfy void I say uncover the bits one piece at a time so it doesn't mess you up that much You there okay >your fortune says get in the taxi and have a wild ride What do you like most about your job other than getting paid? Did you finished you own white castle adventure Alice? >your fortune says you will have some nasty coughs from smoking too much As long you don't call the police then sure loil >your fortune says buy a rape whistle and a switchblade
Eli Jones
>your fortune says buy a rape whistle and a switchblade I'm pretty sure illya can take care of herself without these items
How accurate are your fortunes?
Cameron Foster
>your fortune says your lewdness should be expressed somewhere else I demand a redo
Jose Edwards
I like the guys I work with, it's a real nice brotherhood thing we have here. I like the trains themselves. I like the noise they make, when the knuckles join. I like the fact that I seem to be good at this. It gives me a sense of accomplishment every night.
And now I gotta go. Good seeing you, as always!
Nathaniel Johnson
I hate to say it, but I got a little too stoned and completely forgot all about it once I found apple pie in the fridge...
Guess I better lay off the pipe, I have been hitting it pretty hard today...
Leo Davis
I don't know but I have got It right a bunch of times already so who know when it will happen again Its not that I don't like it just that I can get really horny at times and derail a entire conversation with *licks* and *pets* Also one fortune per user sorry but rules are rules Later mantis have fun I guess You should buy some before you smoke again at least and are you high right now?
Ryder Ward
Gimme one
Josiah Bennett
I think I'll have to wait a while before I go shopping for 'em, I'm in western NC and we're just now starting to get rain off that hurricane. Expecting power to out sometime soon-ish. Well I'm about to be, just put down the pipe. Also, I was talking about hitting my other pipe, I smoke tobacco out it it.
Samuel Harris
*licks*
Owen Parker
So there's this girl I THINK I like... she comes to visit my town every year for 3 months and this summer I think I fell in love with her. She was always so nice to me and I'm sort of a loner but I liked having her around me. So 2 weeks ago she left and next time I will be seeing her is christmas since she's comming for 2 weeks... my feelings for her aren't as strong anymore. She's been texting me and it really feels weird writing her and not talking to her in 1st person. I kinda think she likes me as she's been the one starting the conversations every time and everytime i ask her about when she's comming to town she asks me why I ask such questions.
Ryan Brooks
That's what the thread is for >your fortune says you will get what's coming to you I hope you don't do anything stupid while it happens but I live in cali so I don't know how that like user I can give you my discord if you like then we can get as lewd as possible Also thanks for the licks I say give her a try and take her out on a walk or something like that and see if you like her or not >your fortune says there will be only one chance for you to do certain things
Joseph Foster
check'd double zeros and those osaka images. Tell me my fortune little lady
Andrew Bell
More osaka cutes pls
Asher Scott
There just dubs user nothing special >your fortune says you will develop a 50's persona in the near future
Eli Ross
No problem >your fortune says expect ugliness to fill your mind after the death of this thread
Aiden Ortiz
Not if I steal osaka
Aaron Walker
Goyim you have to let me die a peaceful death so I don't steal your shekels and shove parasites up your ass
Chase Wright
Hi Osaka!
Brandon Collins
Oh no worries, I've lived in the mountains all my life, I'm used to being snowed in with the power off and junk
Liam Murphy
sure, why not.
checked.
Jose Stewart
Discord me my dude
Landon Ortiz
Hi Robbie have you fucked Stephanie yet? >your fortune says you will not be number one Does it get boring at times? >your fortune says use a condom no questions just do it
Julian Harris
Osaka of fortunes#0441 I want your lewds ok
Tyler Allen
condom it is then. thanks!
Kayden Fisher
Very cute
Thomas Reyes
I patiently await
Caleb Moore
Stay safe now Im not cute just silly! You have waited long enough >your fortune says a coma won't stop you in your wait for the one truth
Aiden Davis
Does anyone else wants there fortunes or am I done?
Charles Roberts
Give meh my fortune
David Diaz
give it to me baby
Isaac Reed
I one 1
Joshua Lewis
Nah, but I've never actually experienced boredom before either though so
Justin Powell
Sure >your fortune says learn to not give a shit >your fortune says die die die die die I see then this I got one more question why Alice?
Jackson Bell
Cute trips checked
Jace Kelly
Well night everyone im out of fortunes I wish you all a wonderful day