Future US navy sailor here I ship out in 6 days ask me anything
Future US navy sailor here I ship out in 6 days ask me anything
I get out of the navy in 4 days, good fucking luck with that shit show.
Why was it a shit show for you?
Are you truly prepared to be surrounded by a boatload of seamen 24/7?
Yes I am, can't wait to be a seaman myself
You put a trident, you ain't going no SEALs bubby, what's your rate? Do you even have one?
SO asshole I was a high school ny section 2 swimmer so fuck off i will earn my flintlock pistol and trident
Oh hey man congrats with that, I thank you for your service and sacrifice. I wish you the best.
Hahaha!
Whats so funny?
OP SEC. If you really want to be a SEAL, you shouldn't be spouting off to strangers about it.
Well Im not a SEAL yet...
Don't crash the boat
Remember to check the hull for weak spots with your hammer son, and expect a lot of fucked pipes stuck with tampons.
did you pick a rating or you going undesignated?
Remember these things:
- Never volunteer. There's no need to. They'll pic someone to do stuff if not (and doing that thing usually sucks). They won't punish you if you don't volunteer for anything.
If you want to be gun-ho, or get some actual resume bragging rights, try to become the Division Leader, or the Master at Arms.
- In bootcamp, you're always wrong, and will get yelled at for it. Even if you're right, you're wrong. The whole point is to test and see how you (and everyone else) deals with stresses under pressure. Do you wonder why ghetto niggers aren't in the Navy? Because they act like a little bitch and talk back, which leads to them getting recycled in another Division. When they talk back again, that leads to them going to psych, which leads to them getting discharged. Don't talk back. learn the best you can, and don't take things personally. Don't be the ghetto nigger in your Division.
-You're going to need to swim. First they'll have you float for a few minutes, then they'll have you swim a long distance (a pool's length, so not really long). Finally, they'll have you jump off a really high diving platform to simulate how to jump off the side of a ship. IF YOU ARE A NIGGER, AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM, LEARN IT NOW!!! If you don't know when you get there, they'll have you go to swim classes where they teach you really quickly. If you don't like niggers, then you'll get to relish when they become super scared of the water.
- During Battle Stations (the Navy's "Hell Week"), you'll bring a busted mannequin through a really cool obstacle course. Near the end you'll be charged with opening a hull door by unscrewing about 8-10 valves around the door to de-pressurize and unlock it. LEARN ahead of time how you're suppose to open that door. Divisions have failed that portion only because they didn't know how to properly open a hull door.
Good luck
hey op just wanna inform you that your not gonna get selected just on age alone
I hope a muslim sinks your ship
Good thing muslims dont have ships lmao
don't sink nigga
What do you mean?
How and where do i learn to de pressurize a valve door?
Quit being a SO LARPer, kid
They will teach you, however you could google "How to open a Navy hull door" and I'm sure you'll find results.
The mannequin part is true, the rest isn't at Battlestations anymore.
sf of all branches want more mature men ive seen guys make it to the end and get "peered out" but it because of age, im 3rd generation sf it happens all the time i say get a feel for the navy then when u got 3 years in go try
USS Cole. Fucktard
Didn't sink. it also wasn't hit by a ship, it was hit by a boat.
>Isn't at Battlestations anymore
Fucking really? They changed it all? Great. THen I don't know what you should expect. From what I recall, they said you had to open a door up a ladder that would leak a lot of water on everyone. I have no idea how to operate that.
That's the wet trainer they do on bases now after boot, even on Sup Forums i wont spill what happens at Battle stations because its vital for training
But the wet trainer is easy as fuck, actual damage control and like you said you gotta climb up a ladder into a compartment pouring water unto you, creates a vortex and makes it a pain in the ass.
Naval bootcamp is pussy level easy. Good luck /s
how is this in other places?
Blows my mind that americunts are still proud to go into the military
I never did that. I was in before Universal Studios (or whoever) remodeled all of Battlestations.
Pretty cool. I'm kinda jealous.
Former navy. Best advice is sleep as soon as you hear taps. Retards stay up for hours talking. Just sleep and youll be a step ahead of everyone.
This. Never thought I could feel so awake at 4am.
You won't make it. screenshot this post and make a thread on how you washed out of BUDS
also best job in boot is section leader. your in the division front and you never have to wear a tard vest while doing road guards.
Ask YOU anything? You should be asking the questions, warrior.
Holy shit just realized it was 40 years ago this November I went into boot camp. Hardest time was when we werent moving. Classes after chow with a whole company crammed into a small class room. It must of been a test of our ability to stay awake on boring watches. Another thing is you will be in close contact with just a little bit of every kind of people imaginable. Some people didnt grow up with good hygiene. That includes wiping their ass. Dont worry, theyll learn hygiene or disapear never to be seen again. Theres no goodbyes for those that cant hack it. Against my fathers advice if "NEVER volunteer for anything" I volunteered for drill team. Zero previous experience and just ended up doing lots of extra work while other companies had down time in the eve. Glad I did it but have to admit my favorite day in the Navy was the day I was discharged.
Make a thread next 9/11 and we'll see if you made it pass BUDS
>You're going to need to swim
I don't get why this needs to be so obvious.. I get telling people to never volunteer, you're always wrong, etc, but I thought up till I got out of high school and into the Army that there are people who cannot actually swim. It amazed me, because my friends and I could swim as long as I can remember. Especially for people joining in the Navy, like you're gonna be in the water, wtf you joining the navy for if you can't swim?
Last name?
Also, you can go straight to SEALS on a contract?? I thought you had to be in for a while to do shit like SEALS, Rangers, SF, etc? I got out of Army in 2013, so idk if shit's changed. Has it always been like that or has shit changed?
Rodriguez
Son, I salute you. Going gay to protect America. Damn son, when you are taking that cock up the ass, know myself and everyone is right there behind you cheering you on.
You can go straight into all those SOF you mentioned.
Do you know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Oh good. I'll remember that. See you in a few weeks faggot. Current RDC.
Jesus, that sounds like a terrible idea. Especially if you have ZERO leadership capabilities at all, you'll get yourself peer-review failure if you even make it through. lol they'll assign OP as a fucking cook.
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You can get a contract yes. It's to suck in more tards/ undesignated seaman. They know most will wash out. That being said you have to be extremely fit with a squeaky clean background to qaulify. Kinda dumb if you ask me, I feel like you should have to prove yourself, before getting a chance to try for the one of the most elite fighting forces
I am OP my last name is not rodriguez
The drop rate for seals is fucking huge in boot camp. They still have to go across the street before going to Coronado.
Okay Rodriguez.
Doubt you are a rdc anyway
Definitely have to be motivated, disciplined and physically fit if you contract that shit. Even then, your leadership and "smarts" skills have to be superb to even get pass the basic selection course, since the E7's and officers are competing with SPC and pvts, and they'll fucking know. Cause when you get there you have your ranks stripped and you are "recruit" or something like that, and those leadership people will know you are NOT qualified.
Got out last month; Seals start at the HT school house across the street. Looks miserable, good luck!
Why not just "18 year old retarded faggot AMA"
Are you an SO?
I am actually a 23 year old retarded faggot with a bachelors in international law who wants to be a SEAL so i can serve my country and then work for cia after
No I was a Turd chaser.
This. Stop fucking joining the fucking military so we can stop fucking wasting 700billion a year on this retard shit. It's seriously fucking mind blowingly retarded.
>Future
so you're a normal ass dude with no experience to ask about
I just got out. AMA. Good luck.
Well i did go to college im just bored working and repeating everyday over and over
Found OP guys.. idk, looks pretty fit maybe he's got a shot at seal team 6
Do you plan on doing 20 years?
>RDC
>browsing Sup Forums
not surprised
I work with those guys, pretty cool dudes but they say only the shitbags handle the shit.
Will e the worst decision you ever made
If you wanna work CIA you should be going for military intelligence or army SF /green beret. Also you do realize cia is mainly desk work and not james bond spy stuff right?
Yeah, well, they turned me into a great welder. Never thought that would happen.
How do you like being killed by Muslims?
What is your favorite food :/
>Claims RDC
>Doesn't know there's a million niggers named Rodriguez
Unless youre in charge of the 800 division for his training group good luck nigger.
lol ship out in 2 weeks whats your rate mine is aecf
This OP don't be delusional cod kid who wants to be cool do your research dont be a retard