Am I a jackass if sometime i just wanna fap and watch porn rather than fuck my wife or is she a bitch for getting all...

Am I a jackass if sometime i just wanna fap and watch porn rather than fuck my wife or is she a bitch for getting all pissy if she wakes up to me fapping?

To give some pretext
>we have sex usually once a day
>usually in the morning
>I get home around 7-8 pm
>eat dinner with her and shes usually asleep by 930 where i usually stay up till about midnight
>dont feel like waking her up or fucking for that matter just wanna bust a nut
>start fapping/watching porn with no volume
>she wakes up, gets all but hurt and ruins mood and boner.

My girl used to get pissy about this shit but you gotta jus be like look bitch sometimes i just wanna put on some good porn and jerk my dick

Fuck your wife, jackass. Unless you want someone else to do it for you.

God damn im glad my girl dosent do this shit anymore holy fuck that sounds annoying

Dont listen to this guy you just have to tell her how it's going to be trust me women need structure and they need there S-O to tell them how it is sometimes. T. in a relationship for 4 years and 4 months

Its night, im tired, shes asleep.
It is
Weve had that convo before and she still gets all butthurt

You just gotta keep telling her bro i legit was doing the same shit with my girl for YEEAARSS shes over it now though thank fuck.

that's normal if she's a land-whale or fugly af

Kinda sounds like its not worth it to keep a woman long term

Nah it's worth it you just gotta be very firm and make sure they know your in charge.

Eh 6.5/7

Another thing to take note shes going to start masterbating in order to try to "get back" at you but just ignore it and let her do her thing so she can kinda stew on it and realise it's not a big deal

I like her hair you got any ass shots?

OP, don't get offended but your dick seems rather small and she doesn't look too attractive either.

If it's not her tell her it's not her and be honest. like you said
>dont feel like waking her up or fucking for that matter just wanna bust a nut

And you said you have sex once a day so it's not like there's no fuckage going on, it's not like she's not getting any. Right?

Whatever bitch your posting is just as uggo tbh so dont get too happy there bucko

I guess she will be even more pissed if she found out you post her sucky pictures on the internet

What? His dick is average at worst. That's at least 5 inches.

wake her up the next 3 nights to fuck

I could give less of a fuck tbh
I did bht i guess i deleted them damn
See first response
Im exactly 6 on the dot
Might give this a shot

She's OK-ish, just a friend. She's sweet irl.
Didn't know 5 inch was average.

She looks better in that pic
also yes 5 inches is the average penis size.

Just heed my advice lad it seems like your already in the right mindset so thats good.

More?

I did a mass delete earlier today so these are the only 2 left

She looks painfuly average tbh but i do like that hair and if shes THICC then thats all that matters

She has a cute nose and nice hair. I'd be a lot harder than you are in that pic, OP.
Let me guess, you'd get butthurt at her if she began ordering nice, big sex toys.

>THICC
You mean fat?

Yeah, she's fuckable. Has thin legs, average ass and little boobs.

Tx for info. I feel better about 7'1 penis now lol

Stop being a white knight faggot OP fucks his bitch he just wants some jack off time god damn nigger

Post regular pics of her?

You're free to use porn, but masturbating in bed next to her is a bit of a cunty move.

>average ass
DROOPPPEEDD

NOO IT'S NOT NIGGER HE TURNS THE FUCKIN VOLUME OFF HES BEING COURTIOUS GOD DAMNIT FUCK

Shes not a size queen and that was also immediately after i came so duh im not full mast
She is but tbf im pretty average too and guess what so are average people.
Her ass is NOICE and she has dem child bearing hips
Maybe a few here
Shes asleep and im tired where else should i do it? We have roommates.

You can start by jerking off privately in another room like a civilized creature.

Im not gonna be a faggot but i will say you could do better but if shes got a fat ass and big hips id fuck the shit outa her sure

Try fucking her while she is sleeping.

Except I'm not being a white knight. I'm saying OP is a butthurt fucking loser who can't get past semi-hard for a clearly bangable slut. Where the fuck did I defend "her honor?"
Stop being the gay version of a white knight.
>Bonus
OP should show us what type of porn it actually was. Probably black women or traps or some other fucking bullshit.

Im prolly the same weight as you maby even slightly bigger and my gf is a legit 8-9 -10 on a good day and im not just saying that for the epeen but anyway point being you could do A LOT better but dont take that wrong

She had short/rainbow hair for a little
I mean i like her ya know its just like this one little fucking detail. Plus shes let me have an MFF threesome before.

naw your out your damn mind!

bathroom.

Ya your wife is either fat or you're some kind of faggot. I miss the days of fucking my ex until she came a dozen times and made the place stink like pussy.
sometimes we would fuck on the floor on a particular blanket and I remember jokingly harassing her for cumming all over it. Now I can't even look at that blanket.

>Gosh dude your such a loser you cant get hard for this beauty dont worry madam ill tip my fedora at you if you let me lick your armpits
thats what you sound like nigger fuck uta here with that dog diahrea

>roommates
You're too old for that shit. This is the least of your worries. If it isn't complete torture for you two to be married and have roommates, you don't love each other.

KEK
You've got that total 70 IQ cable installer/HVAC tech appearance. The "I'm a little boy still in 3rd grade" haircut, and the "muh blue collar" slimeball facial hair. No sympathy for her for marrying human trash like yourself. I'd still fuck the shit out of her, though.

Niggers going to nig.

kek, the "bro love" in here is so fucking thick. You're tipping fedoras to each other.

It was actually just a white girl with a bad dragon dildo
Gave that shit up when i got past 15
You try living in socal without em
No where close. I work in sales and am pretty good at it

>We have roommates
>married adult couple with roomates
Maybe you should both quit being butthurt at one another and grow the fuck up, which includes increasing your lifestyle status past having roomates.

ain't nothing wrong with that

my fucking fiance has like zero sex drive, so it's kind of a mood killer.

I mean, we smash when I want, but thats just no fun... ya know?

Working on that but in the meantime
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ its socal

>No where close. I work in sales and am pretty good at it
Oh yeah, THAT's a huge fucking jump. Holy shit. Used cars? Industrial fans?
If you were in any "sales" job worth a fucking shit you wouldn't still be living with roomates.

>I'm engaged to a woman who doesn't want to give me sex and will only give it to me even less after I'm financially tied to her
kys

Nah i just started making pretty good bank here recently. I knkw its something new to you melenial faggots but you dont just start off making top dollar unless you justtake credit for daddy's work.

The girl I've been seeing won't stop nagging me to sleep with her. We aren't even dating yet she will call me at least once a day, plus blowing up my phone with texts, asking me to come over to her shit hole apartment and fuck her. I don't have a high sex drive so I don't mind chilling at my place and tossing some knuckle children when I'm in the mood. She also hates that I'd waste my time jerking off when I could be inside her.

You must have missed the part where I said we smash whenever I want?

or can you not read good?

>im doing this for you babe

how hard is it to just be manipulative

Goodnight guys maybe ill try
-op

Better go down on her and fix that sex drive or she's going to leave you for a cockthrob like me. Don't worry though I won't date anyone long term let alone let get married,my assets bitches. Fuck marriage.

Cockthrob?

You make other dudes hard? I'm confused

just fuck on her when you want some
use lube
give your friends a go too

>you dont just start off making top dollar unless you justtake credit for daddy's work
It's called majoring in something worthwhile from someplace other than a community/online college and then walking into worthwhile careers.

My dick was always hsrd

now here's an answer finally

I'm the same way OP. I love my girl but she's seriously vanilla and not hot enough to make up for it.

I need porn/fapping to satisfy my kinks, which thanks to spending the past several years on Sup Forums are quite extensive.

>He thinks a degree will magically land him a top position and not in a ton of debt

Oh my sweet summer child

this is my situation as well