/heem/: daniel cormier edition

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Previous thread: Thread theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=M0CfNA12aFw

News:

>Dana tells people who aren't draws to stop asking for "money fights"
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-president-dana-white-if-youre-not-a-big-pay-per-view-star-shut-up-and-fight

>UFC 209 weighin results
mmajunkie.com/2017/03/ufc-209-early-weigh-in-results-and-live-video-stream-noon-et

>Rumors are circulating that Khabib-Tony 4 will happen at UFC 210 or UFC 211 (this is noteworthy because mmakings retweeted it)
twitter.com/Kvote2191/status/838089340181962752

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pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-pak-ha-s-nipple-t8k6ys6/answers/new.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

Schaub bless

First for pretty average frame

Good thread mod

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP

hahahahaha

>this is my life now

t. girl on the right

>when literally being a normal natural healthy weight triggers the Fatare fatboys

LMAO

/heem/ is a general owned by fat muslims

FUCK ISIS

youtube.com/watch?v=_b3jMcwOGBI

How will you celebrate Teymur's victory, /heem/?

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he will never fight big lenny behind the gym in delray.

sign the liability waiver jacare you fat fuck

nicefeet you posted kenya

I've never seen that shitskin fight. Which country is he fighting out of?

SPANCC

gonna play some frisbee with me mates of course

by making multiple threads with editions about lando being a meme and taking care of your underwear

tbf my dna is literally closer to a pig than that thing

Hello Stephen you were out for a while there

I will take care of my underwears

but

he wont win

Why are people of Sweden known for being cucks?

I hope we see some nice heems tonight

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Sup Forums

Sounds fun bro

Your fat dna? lmao have you considered getting on a diet?

It isn't just a meme senpai.

I'll behead some kufar in the name of allah

WHO GOT MY BACK

what?

If the MMA gods don't give us a spicy card after taking the biggest sacrifice of the year then they are truly hateful

I'll heem every last one of yous

t. Khan'd

because swedes are very naive and trusting people. swedes will avoid confrontation to the point of it being ridiculous.

If both Woodley and Lando lose, I'm losing my month's salary in bets.

How fucked am I?

that was the joke
jesus fucking autism

>get called fat like your idol Fatare is

>like a good son he imitates everything his daddy does

He overdid it on the eating part though ;)

Teymur isn't a muslim though

Thanks for the honest answer

what did Robin Blacked mean by this?

topkek

also jacare is a cookie cutter porn addict

>The fat boy is still seething from the previous thread

Wew

He is autistic illiterate and fat

Be nice

just shitposting, is this your house?

What's wrong with you? Why are you talking to yourself?

is there a video of this?

Jacare ground game us overrated, couldn't sub a gassed Romero

Why did he shave his head?

youtube.com/watch?v=3xItFVvwIXM

so was jacare "the human pig" souza in charge of khabibs weight cut?

Thinking about watching the fights at a restraunt/bar tonight, but don't have friends senpai. Wat do?

Nope. Just a pic I found in /wg/. Looks super comfy though

>Most submissions in MW history
>Subbed Mousasi and Lawler
>o-o-verrated

He also has some other severe mental disorders like paranoia

I GOTCHO BACK

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I DO! I DO!

yea he got that fat man strength. pretty impressive that a man his size still can do what he does.

imagine him with a proper diet. wow

>Have him so triggered, shook and quaking he's aping me cause I'm his real biological father

find a nice seat and order food/drinks

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-pak-ha-s-nipple-t8k6ys6/answers/new.html

you have multiple options

>talk to people at the restaurant/bar about the fights
>watch the fights at your house with /heem/
>watch the fights as a member of the crowd, but don't directly interact with the people at the restaurant/bar
>watch the fights with taima

Are you okay man? You don't seem all that there right now?

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hello

what the fuck did you mean by this

This thread is moving faster than Josh Samman's heart and the car that hit Ryan Jimmo

Sup dude.

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>GET IN MY GU-

That last punch gets me every time

>why woodley triggers wonderboi "fans".gif

Hello Tyron Woodley, reigning, defending, undisputed UFC welterweight champion of the world

What if GSP really was abducted by aliens?

Sweden, not even joking

When is Tim Boetsch fighting lads?

No it was de stock mockit

He did look taller, maybe the ayylmaos made him taller so he could compete at MW

what happened to his mouth

wonderboy doesn't have fans. neither does woodley. they are irrelevant and at best they have people mildly interested.

I like both outcomes. woodley wins ufc loses money. wonderboy wins we get to troll luke thomas and call him a cuck.

MASSIVE HAMMERFIST, MIKE
HE'S OUT

manlet hue btfo

>guy who lost to hendo

How long until Khabib fight?

You forgot greatest welterweight of all time who shook and scared GSP away.

the fight was overturned to an NC because of an accidental headbutt, iirc
i guess the headbutt fucked his mouth up somehow

reee start already ree ree I want heems ree

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lol
>implying "wonderboy" will ever be a ppv draw

Lando shook as fuck

pick 3 numbers from 1 to 308

will a mod finally ban this guy he is the worst spammer on heem

156,213,294

Ban up soon

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>Wahhh how dare he post on topic webms

already did. never again

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