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labour blown the FUCK out

where did you grow up? London?
same with me I grew up in southall virtually no whites

fuck off I just made a really good post in the last thread, cleaner delete this shit for being too early.

>sweetie
>honey
>x
>leftyposting
>gayposting
>cultural relativism posting

yeah i'm gonna have to ask you to stop that now

74494823
she doesn't

need proof for that bucksy xx

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>female linesman
Nah, not a fan.

Pakipoo answer my question

Do pakis side with iran or saudi arabia in general?

was gonna ask a question but forgot what it was

need a bf lads

not getting how fleas is such a big deal like

always thought you just washed your pets and maybe put some special powder on the carpet

I work with 2

Most pakis aren't like that

I wouldn't mind doing a hate crime on you

No fucking chance you're white

You're probably some low level Islander that doesn't fit in with the Maoris or his own people because he's such a weakling

>He's not part of a communist party
HOWLING

>a really good post

iran
as if pakicunt knows anything about anything

just left the french gf bruised and bloody
i think she will call the police or phone her father to send the lads round

I would imagine saudi

This is my best post so far

daily reminder that REAL communism has never been tried

The nazis, the

business idea: shan't hats

this statement is false

this image is photoshopped. cats cannot move their eyes in their sockets like that

Both

Pakis believe in the ummah etc, they don't realise every other Muslim group looks down on them

>pakiboo, lisicki, communists and benders in the same thread

yeah, time to avoid /brit/ for a few hours

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shia musims are much better lads than sunni muslims tbf
still deserve firebombing though

>didnt meet whites until highschool
from this i can deduce that you are:
>brown
>smelly
>poor
>runttastic
>a tranny
>destined for jail
>a nonce
>a brainlet
>a circumcised dicklet

>highschool
foy

THERE IT IS THATS THE ONE
dunno why i thought he had an open mouth or was behind nick
just look at that face
he could be looking over the front facade of a gothic cathedral

you realise hes a poor sheed too

924
amer love dont know if your brain can handle thinking back a few days but weve argued recently and as i said then im a white english expat living with my white english kiwi gf

It has x

youtube.com/watch?v=weeI1G46q0o

unironically like this nigger-ish song

>stopping gayposting

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holy fuck
a cat expert posts amongst us!

>Casu marzu: literally translating into English as "rotten/putrid cheese", is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese, notable for containing live insect larvae (maggots).

>Derived from Pecorino, casu marzu goes above and beyond typical fermentation to a stage of decomposition, brought about by the digestive action of the larvae of the cheese fly Piophila casei.

>These larvae are deliberately introduced to the cheese, promoting an advanced level of fermentation and breaking down of the cheese's fats

>The eggs hatch and the larvae begin to eat through the cheese. The acid from the maggots' digestive system breaks down the cheese's fats, making the texture of the cheese very soft; by the time it is ready for consumption, a typical casu marzu will contain thousands of these maggots.

>When disturbed, the larvae can launch themselves for distances up to 15 cm (6 in). Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not.

>Some who eat the cheese prefer not to ingest the maggots. Those who do not wish to do so place the cheese in a sealed paper bag. The maggots, starved for oxygen, writhe and jump in the bag, creating a "pitter-patter" sound. When the sounds subside, the maggots are dead and the cheese can be eaten.

The so called 'Italian Cuisine'

So what's the hierachy in the islamic world based on ethnicity?

Guessing pakis are the lowest on the totem pole

>using the spartacists as an example of socialism "working"

Rochdale, don't think I ever left my ghetto area except to visit town and paki relatives in other ghettos like Bradford

I have a job

I could buy a gaming PC/laptop if I wanted

Haven't had a real friend since primary school

It's my birthday, I'm 29
I hope it's my last, I'm such a fucking shitbag I haven't had the guts to do the decent thing and hang myself, but things are getting worse and worse so I'm hopeful I will take the plunge soon. I feel physically sick when I imagine how dismal my 30s are going to be should I live them out.

>be a beta autist
>always dread saturdays
>facebook and whatsapp pinging all day
>gf wants to go out
>mates want to go out
>don't want to let anyone down
>just want to be a shut in on /brit/ instead

NAZBOL GANG
NO SIONISTAS ALLOWED NIGGA

whats libertarian socialism

Noticed the tripcunts are getting attention from some of you, who I have to assume showed up here very recently. Want me to show you how to filter them?

PS: Do NOT encourage the tripfags by replying to them or discussing the content of their posts. They are there to be filtered, simple as.

too many cherry candies in this haribo mega roulette

dj khaled unironically seems like a fucking cool guy to hang out with

Frog in vacation here.

Fuck me lads, i though i was visiting london.. i felt like i was in a rainy version of paris. The eurostar really opened pandora's box.

www.tmz.com/2017/5/6/jack-nicholson-unreponsive-coma-cardiac-arrest/

happy birthday squire. would be willing to do the 'cide with you, not got the bottle to do it alone.

retarded image, FONT
didnt read your post

wangs for tea :)

stop replying

listing more cases does not constitute an argument

bangladeshi children who sew t-shirts for primark have a job amer "the man" hussein
congratulations on living in the north with your parents and having disposable income

why do Iranians have to be special

youtu.be/kfGwr0A0ZvY

now do one for capitalism

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

AND IT'S HAPPY HOUR AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
IT'S HAPPY HOUR AGAIN

/brit/ is a good place to be

Phenomenal post.

hes so fucking goofy that it makes him endearing as hell

>only tv in small flat is in dining room wall
>go out to make dinner
>American is just sitting at the table in silence doing absolutely nothing but looking at a bottle of water and chewing gum
>turn tv on to break silence and make dinner
>eat and go back to room
>American walks in
>"hey you still want the tv on?"
>yeah you can just leave it on

I do not understand this guy. He just sits in silence all day, not even reading or on a computer or phone or anything. He'd rather sit there looking at a bottle of water than watch the nature program i had on.

>Listing cases of it working isn't an argument
dumbarse

>Top tier (They respect themselves, so others respect them too)
Turks
Persians
Gulf Arabs

>Mid tier
North African Arabs
Central Asian/Chinks
Lebs/Syrians/White Muslims

>Low tier
Blacks
SE Asians

>Shit tier
Pakis

>legs are different in the mirror

DEMON! KILL IT!

We could have a BBQ and some beers and put the disposable BBQs in a car and sit inside?

alri time to out the runts ITT
which one? there is only one (1) correct answer

>watching TV

state of your pineal

*notices people are talking about a tripfag and not me*
*spends the entire thread begging them to ignore him*
that will do the trick

Buying a pizza lads

I inadvertently sat near the trans-girl during break and overheard some interesting conversation, she’s apparently a massive fan of drag, goes to competitions regularly and has an active social life. Bit odd though that she doesn’t own a smart phone. Going to stop talking about her now as I might say something unkind or just plain weird. I’ll say this though, I am jealous of how functional she is and would like to talk to her but I wouldn’t have anything interesting to say, unlike her.

what if i identify with neither

He sounds autistic. Most Americans would make small talk or comment on the TV. His behavior is atypical

rich tea obviously
non chocolate digestives are dire-gestives and hobnobs are wholly unremarkable

Almost bought a KJV bible in the second hand bookshop

It can always get better. Chances of that can be improved by certain, fairly obvious, steps, but good fortune sometimes lands right in your lap for no reason, just like bad fortune can.

When I tried to kill myself I obviously didn't have hope that I would find happiness or meaning. I was wrong.

degenerates out

He's doing battle on the astral plane you suppressive person.

> and has an active social life
Told you last week that he had more mates than you and didn't need your pity.

>user. i'm bored and horny. fancy going upstairs and fool around?

he's not, just really awkward and weird. He's a nice guy but the stuff he does is very frustrating. Like if I leave a glass of juice on the table he'll come in my room and ask if I'm going to finish it....

fuck off you attention-seeker

>Buying a pizza lads
Can I have some?

Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?

>fool around
FOY

Name the Jew

numbers

real capitalism has never been tried

I have more money than I know what to do with

How many people can say that?

Only one mate at work and she's clearly showing pity on him and uncomfortable

She was wriggling her foot like crazy when they sat together and they never have much to say on each others topics

You're clearly not the real one

Haven't finished my Borges book yet, maybe later.

>user. i'm here for a horny pissing session

So what exactly makes Pakis so low?

Cool car bomb, Paddy. Want to bring it to Downing Street?

business idea: 2 months off work

No

nobs > rich T > direstives

think i might go for the quintessensial runt meal tonight

oven cooked chips, garden peas and a frozen birdeye fish

ahhhh yes

what happened to that lad