Found a sock of some girl who was living in this house before me (uni student)...

Found a sock of some girl who was living in this house before me (uni student). Dubs decide what I do with it (yes it still smells of her)

put it in your asshole

Wash it so that it doesn't smell of her

put on your dick and jerk off

Stick it in your pooper

reroll

Burn it

Crystalize it with cum

Throw it in the trash, like a non-degenerate person

Suck it till it's clean

Kill yourself with it

it's really cute, give it to me.

this

Shove up asshole

Shit in it then throw it at your neighbors house

jerk off with it

dubs!

those aren't dubs newfag

Lick it until you cum

Put tea in it, place in hot water, make yourself some sock-tea.
Jerk off with it afterwards, naturally.

poop sock

Suck it like your daddy's cock

Ding ding ding

look for the owner, once we found her, cum in those socks and send a pic to her

I made 3 posts here and this is what I got, ffs

Bullshite

Bump

Dubs to celebrate dubs wtf

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Soak it in hot water and drink the water like tea.

wrap it around a sharpie then sharpie in pooper

You're at uni right? Obviously find a willing (or unwilling) participant to carry the baby that your biochem friend clones from her DNA left in the sock. Raise her as your own in the new house.
Then fuck her

Op better deliver with pics

maybe fucking put it back and not be a fag

I don't think she lives in the house anymore

alright then do whatever the fuck you want with it