ITT: Dubs will affect life, for example (if dubs this will happen in real life etc)

ITT: Dubs will affect life, for example (if dubs this will happen in real life etc)

If dubs my computer comes back from the store tomorrow

If dubs she messages me back

Darn.

Dubs i cum

if dubs i get all the money and bitches
if not dubs, i just get the money

well, shit

If dubs Trump gets assassinated

dubs we win the lottery that my housemate just put on for tomorrow

If dubs I will be murdered painlessly tomorrow

still gunna be skint ffs

I will win the lottery

If dubs I get laid within the next 2 days

If dubs, I will play magic again.

The God-Emperor will never die.

If dubs I'll cheat on my girl

If dubs I go to school

if dubs my job interview goes well today

Hell yeah fuck school

If dubs I get permabanned.

If dubs, a little bit of pre-cum trickles from my wee-wee.

Well, i guess that's unfortunate.

dubs i get dubs

If dubs, for anyone that has a dog, that dog will throw up 3 days worth of food on their bed. For anyone that doesn't have a dog, you will shit yourself immediately.

You cunts got lucky. Rerolling though.

if dubs I'll be indifferent

If dubs I get away with cheating on my English exam

No you won't.

Winrar, rerolling rn

well looks like im failing

If dubs, you must read the rest of this message to reveal that if you don't reply to this post you mother will die in her sleep.

If dubs I will make it past weigh in

Welp, i regret entering this thread. Now i gotta kill my doggo.

what are you even trying to say?
Also if dubs, you have to make sense of what the fuck you were trying to say.

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