dear mister president there are a shit ton of countries asking to be second.
but we are the only people with real expertise in being second, it's a fact!
We are a football team, the real football, the one that in fact is played with the feet.
our team logo includes a cross, a big blue beautiful cross, we are not muslim, we are not
jews, we are christians, excellent people.
Cruz azul is a renowed brand of concrete. We can provide you with concrete for your wall,
we can even provide you with masons, that is our nickname. it's real. we are the masons.
We have very beautiful women, you can grab them by the...
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ok at this momment they are a little upset.
we have good fans, and our players are... well, we have good fans,
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and the team owners, that people is... ok, we have excellent fans, that's a fact.
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you know mr president, We used to be great, we were champions in 1968, then champions
again in 1970, then champions in 1972, 1973 and in 1974 Great succes!
We also won championships in 1979,1980 and in 1997
but we also have lost some times... so, we were second in 1970, 1981, 1987, 1989, 1995,
and second again in 1999, and in 2008 we were second in 2 tournaments
back to back, then... you guess it right, we were second again in 2009 and in 2013 we
were second one more time, total disaster, very sad!
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now we have 4 tournaments in a row not even qualifing to the play offs, but we are trying
to make cruz azul great again.
So, as you can see we are good at being second and that since now it
will be america first, but can we say Cruz Azul Second?
One last thing, if you feel the need to retaliate against us, you can bomb our stadium,
it's called estadio azteca
