ITT we wait

ITT we wait.

*checks time*

It is pretty hot today isn't it?

>coughs
>drops on the floor
>dino

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*goes to the bathroom to jerk off to kill time*

sniffle

No one wants to talk about the weather. Stop being bad at small talk.

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alright, give us a better topic then, asshole

>my phone rings with an obnoxious and loud ringtone
Hey.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Ok, see you then!
*hangs up*
>coughs.

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries
to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about
2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek
Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot
tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my
dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of
Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I
played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In
high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of
evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during
the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with
my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper
because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age
five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about
age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each
other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an
oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched
dicks to each other's assholes.

Ok everyone remain calm and take your wallets out, put them in the bag here and nobody gets hurt.

No one wants to talk in a waiting room. Stop it.

Ahhhhhh....

Nothing like an opium cigar to cool the nerves...

hey guys how's the weather waether weather boy the weather is highly weatherly also how was that game haha games a re good haha I enjoyed it

So, how about that Trump? Real wacky character, right?

Wow, nobody ok you guys have a nice night...

THE WEATHER IS BEING A CIA NIGGER!

you guys are fucking bad at this.
>shuffles through the same three apps on my phone, even though there is no new content.

Hums tunelessly

*looks at phone, taps feet*

So.... Asuka or Rei?

*sneeze*

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Can you all please quiet down? Some of us are trying to wait in peace...

slurps coffee really loud... *AHH* awkwardly looks around

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check in if ur here

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*puts on vr goggles*

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*browses the magazines, can't find an interesting one, sit back down*

>Sips coffee
>Unlock phone
>Looks at phone
>Lock phone
>Sip coffee
>Unlock phone
>Look phone
>Lock phone
>Sip coffee
>Unlock phone
>Look phone
>Lock phone
>Sip coffee
>Unlock phone
>Look phone
>Lock phone
>Sip coffee
>Unlock phone
>Look phone
>Lock phone
No more coffee

So uh *sniff* anyone want to look at my rare figurine collevtion?

Waiting...27 years

Warhammer 40k?

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