This bug jus ran across my kitchen floor wtf is it
This bug jus ran across my kitchen floor wtf is it
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termite
You sure this things a inch long at has some huge jaws like avp
Solifugae
Looks kinda like a camel spider. Also, it's filled with eggs. Why aren't you killing it with fire!?!?!
camel spider
could be this. OP are you in the southwest?
like a fuken camel spider or some shit
burn your house down and run, you're doomed
Camel spider
>termite
Eight legs. Clearly an arachnid.
OP has some serious issues to deal with in his home.
Burn it alive before it lays eggs
Also, this is why you should never kill mud daubers. They are your friends and kill the big nasty spooders like OP's. :3
mole cricket
yeah I realized after I wrote that that it was incorrect
nah fuck burning it, to easy for it, drown that bitch in bleach
kekkk
jeruselum cricket
destroyer of the middle east and arizona
Why do such disgusting creatures have to exist
Camel spider/sun scorpion.
They're harmless to people. They might bite if you piss them off, but they aren't venomous or anything. They're also the only reason you aren't finding scorpions/rats/mice in your home.
I'd rather have a mouse in my house than that fucking thing
If dubbs, op must eat it.
Well it has a couple hundred eggs in that bulge on it's back so I'd recommend gettin on that asap
I look at niggers and ask myself the same thing daily.
You killed her! You MONSTER!
But scorpions? These bastards eat them, or at least keep them at bay. Scorpions can cause more harm than these things. Technically so could mice and rats.
I'm not op
>this
>fuck>scorpions
Camel spiders don't shit in your cheerios and infect you with hanta virus
It's a type of crab spider op there's tons of different ones
Don't worry, op! We've set a few hundred of these fellows loose in your living room. They'll take care of it!
>>They kill everything!
Id rather have a Scorpion crawl on me than this thing
These spiders look cute.
ur fukken crazy if ur serious m8
Yuck
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Where I'm from we call them potato bugs. They like to hang out in gardens and nom on your veggies.
Just in case no one actually told you, it's an Arizona Sun Spider
Not venomous, but mean and it has the biggest balls
Also, they don't like other Sun Spiders
So kill the one n you should be good
That's fucking hell spawn
and they are fassst. see them quite a bit where i live
Insects are disgusting. Throw that bitch in the microwave
yeah because radiation fixes everything...
Listen op, if you look in the photo, it's abdomen is slightly translucent and full of eggs. start a small fire (outside, dont burn your house down obv) and burn the shit out of them.
Its called a Solpujid and they dont bite, believe it or not. They are desert-esque creatures that look scary as fuck but are harmless. Just pick it up and chuck it outside tbh.
Probably what your mom says about you
If Trips, op must shove it up his ass.
Roll
please no we dont need another spiderbro
The_Cazador?
Oooh so close..
>>checkem
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Penis chigger
We call those Mexicans where I'm from
Because the Jews protect them all like they do with niggers, and make you work your whole life to ensure their existence goyim.
you dont want this to happen again
holy fuck. i'd probably burn the whole place
it's a camel spider with a ton of babies, don't smash it or they'll fuck your bitch
KEK
No, I agree.
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No, you just need some giant frogs.
mmm, caviar
>mfw
Its a jerusalem cricket
All these close guesses but it's
en.wikipedia.org
and yes they can bite, but nothing serious.
It's an alien bug. Now that you killed others will come, will bring you back to your childhood and turn rape you just to ruin your actual present.
Which btw sounds shitty already, if you waste your time posting on /b
kek
>all these close guesses
>posts a link of exactly what people have been saying it is
what fucking country do you live in? 'cause I never wanna go there
did you even look at op's picture? it looks nothing like that.
killed 2 of those fuckers in the past few days in my house. thank got and the little baby jesus neither of them were on my toothbrush
they're in the U.S., places like new mexico or arizona
quads checked
their bite don't really hurt, but they scratch for weeks !
autism checked
op fucking throw it out your house really far and never deal with it again.
Definitely a camel spider
quautism checkered
>>Blocks your path..
>>Then lays eggs in your brain.
Sun spiders have ten legs
Don't waste it, especially the eggs.
Free it behind an ex gf house
o fuck, i get pic related around me (upstate NY) not quite sure what it's called tho...potato bug? me n my friends call them 'cloverfields'
Damn
it's a sun spider also called a wind scorpion they're not venomous
>lays eggs in your brain.
Looks like a baby camel spider
I don't want to live in a world where things that look like this exist
A snack.