This bug jus ran across my kitchen floor wtf is it

This bug jus ran across my kitchen floor wtf is it

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termite

You sure this things a inch long at has some huge jaws like avp

Solifugae

Looks kinda like a camel spider. Also, it's filled with eggs. Why aren't you killing it with fire!?!?!

camel spider

could be this. OP are you in the southwest?

like a fuken camel spider or some shit

burn your house down and run, you're doomed

Camel spider

>termite
Eight legs. Clearly an arachnid.
OP has some serious issues to deal with in his home.

Burn it alive before it lays eggs

Also, this is why you should never kill mud daubers. They are your friends and kill the big nasty spooders like OP's. :3

mole cricket

yeah I realized after I wrote that that it was incorrect

nah fuck burning it, to easy for it, drown that bitch in bleach

kekkk

jeruselum cricket

destroyer of the middle east and arizona

Why do such disgusting creatures have to exist

Camel spider/sun scorpion.

They're harmless to people. They might bite if you piss them off, but they aren't venomous or anything. They're also the only reason you aren't finding scorpions/rats/mice in your home.

I'd rather have a mouse in my house than that fucking thing

If dubbs, op must eat it.

Well it has a couple hundred eggs in that bulge on it's back so I'd recommend gettin on that asap

I look at niggers and ask myself the same thing daily.

You killed her! You MONSTER!

But scorpions? These bastards eat them, or at least keep them at bay. Scorpions can cause more harm than these things. Technically so could mice and rats.

I'm not op

>this
>fuck>scorpions

Camel spiders don't shit in your cheerios and infect you with hanta virus

It's a type of crab spider op there's tons of different ones

Don't worry, op! We've set a few hundred of these fellows loose in your living room. They'll take care of it!

>>They kill everything!

Id rather have a Scorpion crawl on me than this thing

These spiders look cute.

ur fukken crazy if ur serious m8

Yuck

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Where I'm from we call them potato bugs. They like to hang out in gardens and nom on your veggies.

Just in case no one actually told you, it's an Arizona Sun Spider
Not venomous, but mean and it has the biggest balls

Also, they don't like other Sun Spiders
So kill the one n you should be good

That's fucking hell spawn

and they are fassst. see them quite a bit where i live

Insects are disgusting. Throw that bitch in the microwave

yeah because radiation fixes everything...

Listen op, if you look in the photo, it's abdomen is slightly translucent and full of eggs. start a small fire (outside, dont burn your house down obv) and burn the shit out of them.

Its called a Solpujid and they dont bite, believe it or not. They are desert-esque creatures that look scary as fuck but are harmless. Just pick it up and chuck it outside tbh.

Probably what your mom says about you

If Trips, op must shove it up his ass.

Roll

please no we dont need another spiderbro

The_Cazador?

Oooh so close..

>>checkem

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Penis chigger

We call those Mexicans where I'm from

Because the Jews protect them all like they do with niggers, and make you work your whole life to ensure their existence goyim.

you dont want this to happen again

holy fuck. i'd probably burn the whole place

it's a camel spider with a ton of babies, don't smash it or they'll fuck your bitch

KEK

No, I agree.

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No, you just need some giant frogs.

mmm, caviar

>mfw

Its a jerusalem cricket

All these close guesses but it's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae

and yes they can bite, but nothing serious.

It's an alien bug. Now that you killed others will come, will bring you back to your childhood and turn rape you just to ruin your actual present.
Which btw sounds shitty already, if you waste your time posting on /b

kek

>all these close guesses
>posts a link of exactly what people have been saying it is

what fucking country do you live in? 'cause I never wanna go there

did you even look at op's picture? it looks nothing like that.

killed 2 of those fuckers in the past few days in my house. thank got and the little baby jesus neither of them were on my toothbrush

they're in the U.S., places like new mexico or arizona

quads checked

their bite don't really hurt, but they scratch for weeks !

autism checked

op fucking throw it out your house really far and never deal with it again.

Definitely a camel spider

quautism checkered

>>Blocks your path..
>>Then lays eggs in your brain.

Sun spiders have ten legs

Don't waste it, especially the eggs.

Free it behind an ex gf house

o fuck, i get pic related around me (upstate NY) not quite sure what it's called tho...potato bug? me n my friends call them 'cloverfields'

Damn

it's a sun spider also called a wind scorpion they're not venomous

>lays eggs in your brain.

Looks like a baby camel spider

I don't want to live in a world where things that look like this exist

A snack.