LGBT thread because /lgbt/ is dead at 5am on a weekday but I'm drinking everclear and bored af

LGBT thread because /lgbt/ is dead at 5am on a weekday but I'm drinking everclear and bored af

potential topics:

>do you like to get fucked in bp or fuck cute bois in bp?
>are you a crossdressing faggot?
>what is your favorite recreational narcotic?

also pls don't let my thread die without a single (you) i will be very sad thank you

where do i find a trap gf

>do you like to get fucked in bp
>bp

What the hell is "bp"?

uhhhhhhhhhh on Sup Forums five years ago? I was a trap until I felt I was too old for it then I became a twink and now I'm a sad old man who pines for his lost youth

honestly chans are fucking infested with traps, you're better off here than anywhere else

i think its boy pussy

boipussy jesus christ what are you 12

yah this fucking fag gets it christ

Dude i get its dead but keep your threads to your own board, this board is going down hill enough man :^(

But since ima fag ima talk anyway, tbh heavy switch and i use to be a cross dressing faggot, good times but since i broke up with my ex bf sorta lost motivation for most things including cd.

Moar story on your CD experience OP?

What webcomic is this originally from? I used to read it religiously and can't think of the name

the best trap girlfriends wont appear as traps. source: am trap.
perhaps through a dating website where she is upfront. in public life we/I like to blend in so

ehhhh idk tbh it's in one of my various gay porn folders

greentext incoming

Aight cant stay long though cause going University, better make it good my dude

>start jacking off to shemales in early 2000s, like 2004 when your 12 or w/e
>maintain shemale fetish for next several years
>discover 4chins around '09 come here for traps stay for memes
>gradually warped into trap by old(ish) Sup Forums
>late 2010 buy girl clothes from amazon and also dildo that is way too fucking huge
>get drunk as fuck and camwhore every night for months from christmas day 2010 to february 2011
>deeply repressed gayness so every time you start crying on cam after you cum

>also forgot but bought makeup, I'm drinking everclear right now
>eventually get sick of being ogled by dozens of Sup Forumstards, want to settle into a nice fake online relationship
>get a proposition, guy will give you money and buy you clothes and alcohol and drugs if you let him "photograph" you and he's a "professional photographer" too scared so you chicken out
>end up with fake internet bf, camwhore for him exclusively, he plays mindgames with you because he's a fucking Sup Forumstard wtf were you expecting, end up suicidally depressed and he leaves you

You sound like you have a drinking problem and are crying for help. Hope you get some in the future.

i kinda realized this story sucks tbh, i fucked my own brains out with a massive dildo a lot and came on my own face and ate my own cum a lot and got hurt by a lot of douchers and then became an alcoholic and I guess that's the end, I wish it were hotter, I didn't want ot make shit up because I hate fake greentexts

sauce

w e w

Sounds shit tbh, i'll do mine too

>Come to Sup Forums early 2010 at fucking 13
>Become deeply disgusted by everything there but fall in love with everything
>Become huge degenerate and discover trap / gay / porn in general
>Become obsessed with how cute most traps were back then
>Decide i NEED to look like them to be happy
>Slowly become more feminine controlling diet to make sure i stay this way
>Get Boyfriend at 16, back then i'd say i was a solid 6/10 cute boy and when in cd 7-8/10
>Start doing a load of cd shit for him and love it all
>End up breaking up cause i realised he was using me and made me seriously depressed with bad trust issues
>Today: Still depressed, don't care about that anymore but scarred me, lost all motivation for anything and been single since, complete loser and cant even tell how i look anymore

>>End up breaking up cause i realised he was using me and made me seriously depressed with bad trust issues
>>Today: Still depressed, don't care about that anymore but scarred me, lost all motivation for anything and been single since, complete loser and cant even tell how i look anymore

are you me? i had a 30 year old fake online bf when I was early 20s and he seriously played headgames with me and used me and when I finally worked up the courage to dump him somehow he turned my breakup into me begging him to stay and then he left anyway and I'm still talking about it years later lol.

Also you might have seen me camwhoring on here for all I know I was literally doing it then

were you there when that one cute tranny cut his own balls out of the sack on cam and then passed out and his fellow trans roommate came in and caleld an ambulance for him

Holy fuck yeah i actually remember that dude, i remember the threads about it for a week and more afterwards, shit was insane, why was one of those people you or how were you related to the situation?

Also out of pure curiosity OP, could you send a pic, i always wonder what cute traps look like in their 30's

It's from Questionable Content.

I wasn't related to it I was just watching it happen. I'm about to turn 31 pic is me weird lump on chin is a scar from passing out an landing on a concrete floor a year ago

That's better than what I was expecting. Not a whole lot better but certainly better.
Not person who asked btw

I recently got a boyfriend for the first time after being straight all my life. I'm 26, he's 21. Knew him for about half a year before us going out finally. He's adorable.

i was fat when I was in prime, now I'm old and used up and I finally lost the weight, totally wasted potential fam.

...

Fuck man, even at 31 other than that little bit of stubble you're still a solid 7-8/10, if you put make up on you're a fucking 10. Thats insane my man, good for you. Hows life looking for you now, getting bf and shit, is it not all messed up or is it normal?

Pic under is me when i still lived with parents last year, will give explanation but no point, and before you ask i was 18 taking that, i'm just a jail bait looking faggot.

I always assumed that once you go past 30, you lose everything.
Early 20s here and occasionally cd.
Maybe life isn't so bad after all

LGBT thread

We have pizza threads occasionally.
What's so bad about this

>tfw no aryan qt3.14 bf

>i'm just a jail bait looking faggot.

that's the best kind of faggot

>Fuck man, even at 31 other than that little bit of stubble

dark hair pale skin, really hard to work with. need lots of makeup even right after shaving.

>you're still a solid 7-8/10, if you put make up on you're a fucking 10.

welp, idk about all that but thanks for kind words. What I can see around your i-phone looks very qt3.14

>Hows life looking for you now, getting bf and shit, is it not all messed up or is it normal?

Went through several awful BFs and now kind of sworn off men and women don't like me so I guess voluntary celibate for now.

there honesty to pizza not just making shit up

Sup Forums Space Program

Reposted, as this has relevance here.
We don't need anything fancy. We don't need awesome sensors and crazy measurement devices.
All we really need Is a modded cellphone with a decent battery life and a means of sending data back. Although a simple balancing mechanism, would make for a better video.

Our goal is simply:
To see if we can
To see if we can get away with it.
Cause as much havoc in the process.
simple

We have many sources on Sup Forums that we can pool from:
/sci/ - could handle the logistics for us
/k/ - could help us with a fuel source, and rocket design.
/biz/ - can help us pick affordable and easily acquirable chemicals for our fuel
Sup Forums - could work on the phones firmware
while Sup Forums, /x/, & Sup Forums Popularize our plans by repeatedly spamming it on Sup Forums.

Why the fuck not? There is a good chance they will shut down the threads before we even get to fire the rocket. But by that time we'll have already caused enough havoc to laugh at the headlines.
But who knows, what if we do get away with it?
Why the fuck shouldn't we attempt this clearly insane idea?

Share any thoughts or ideas.
Yes, I am aware this insane lul. However, it is not so insane to say we can't do it.

just don't lie around waiting for your life to happen because it never does, you have to go outside and do shit. probably sounds cliched and stupid but it's what I would tell my early 20s self

Damn, how do you go about finding people to get with even, i mean its still hugely possible but at 31 i can get why it'd be difficult, especially as a (maybe) tranny.

Also thx for the kind words but at lthis point compliments are just people trying to be nice

I refuse to acknowledge the term "LGBT" or any various on grounds I find it idiotic. Grouping together because you get kinky with your genitals because you want to feel special is a borderline retarded.

That aside, I've only ever fucked women, although I'm not opposed to the idea of fucking someone with a dick, granted they have to look so much like a woman I can't tell.

Only thing I really mess with any more is a little weed and drinking.

In uni doing non useless degree
Cd when I think nobody is looking and haven't told anyone yet
There's the constant feeling that I should go see a shrink or tell my family before I end up as a drug addled alcoholic but I'm holding out fine for now

I-is that a boy?

also even though I'm sitting her bitching about being old, don't look at your age and say "it's over" because it will always be *more* over later on ffs. I convinced myself it was over at 25 and now look back on it wistfully as my best years, I'll probably do the same at 35. just live in the moment, also cliched but it's good advice. worrying about the future doesnt help (you can plan, but worry is worthless) and worrying about the past is also pointless.

Nah, I'm not a tranny just long hair. I went to colelge late, so that was a good outlet while it lasted, I've been out for a few years now and basically, it's online, gay bars, or random chance.

And as for compliments, I mean the 30% of your face I can see looks cute, you don't look fat at all, and your blonde, so I wasn't just being nice tbh.

yes.

Bunch of literal faggots in this thread. I'm a proud supporter of the LGBT community, to go to the gas chamber. Bunch of cucks

Well, I didn't tell my family or see a shrink until I was a drug-addled alcoholic, so I'm not advising you do either but there is that.

Frankly, family doesn't need to know about CD, if you have a LTR and you REALLY want to then you may as well if you think they wont flip out. I'm not super big on "YOU GOTTA BE OUT AND PROUD GURL" bs.

Shrink can be somewhat helpful, I wouldn't bother unless you are suicidal and in that case I wouldn't tell the shrink you are. I did get over suicidalness without letting the shrink in on it, I did use some of her tips and help to do it though.

>I refuse to acknowledge the term "LGBT" or any various on grounds I find it idiotic.

That's fine, I just used it for the board /lgbt/ name.

>Only thing I really mess with any more is a little weed and drinking.

Probably for the best, I experimented with most except opiates. Prescriptions like benzos and addy were the most nasty drugs I saw in college tbh. Highly recommend very occasional psychedelics

trap are a myth. They dont exist outside of internet.

Wow you really got them good

I didn't mind it so much when I first heard it, but then it went to LGBTQ, then LGBTQA, then LGBTQAI... Just annoying yo.

I used to do and try a bit more stuff back in the day, but my party life kinda died down back when I hit 21, granted I did kinda start when I was like 11.
Now I like to drink and smoke just enough to feel good and enjoy myself.

god i remember when this bitch was still a camwhore on here. her dick is fucked up weird looking but would still bang tbh

Not trying to get anyone merely stating my disgust for the faggots in these threads. 80 percent of them talk about how they've been suicidal at one point. Who gives a fuck if there's one less head case in the world. Not this guy!

>I used to do and try a bit more stuff back in the day, but my party life kinda died down back when I hit 21, granted I did kinda start when I was like 11.
>Now I like to drink and smoke just enough to feel good and enjoy myself.

Same only I started like mid-20s and then stopped pretty recently. I think uppers other than molly were the most shit, followed by benzos and muscle relaxers. actualyl vyavanse was probably the worst single drug I ever took, and cocaine is a pointless waste of money meme drug which I tried once and that was enough.

I always avoided doing cocaine, had this weird feeling like my heart would explode or something... My aunt did give me a laced joint one time, shit had fucking meth in it and she didn't bother to tell me, that seriously pissed me off.
My brother used to do molly all the time, I never had the urge to give it a go though, downers were always more my speed, I liked relaxing and chilling out more than anything.
Did try shrooms, kinda ate like 8 my first time, had a bad trip... Was fun up until I got an overwhelming feeling of anxiety.

Good thing she keeps it locked in her recent videos

OK, dude

Oh yeah, meth was the other thing I never tried other than opiates, but molly and addy are "amphetamines" so even though they all are super different I think of them as the same family. Knew a kid who just got permanently brainfucked by accidentally smoking PCP laced weed, a roommate's brother. Poor guy was literally retarded, kinda looked like CWC.

I had a bad trip first time on LSD but managed to turn it around and its now one of the most memorable experiences of my life, and literally all I did was wander around my house, play with my roommates turtle, and walk to the gas station to buy cigarettes but it felt and still feels like this epic lord of the rings journey. Mushrooms, only did once along with molly weed and alcohol at a concert so wasn't totally isolated experiment but was pretty great, probably most intoxicants at once in my life too.

Probably self-conscious, poor thing, probably a botched circumcision or some shit.

Daaaamn, that's really fucked up. Yeah, I'd never touch PCP and I was way too afraid to try LSD. I'm afraid I'd end up killing some poor innocent person due to a bad trip or something (I own and always carry a gun) or end up getting myself killing doing some dumb shit.
I wouldn't mind to try shrooms again sometime, just do one or two caps instead of 8. lol. Although I do have to say, watching everything move around and "breath" was pretty amazing.

Yeah, 8 was probably a bit much. My roommates were all weedlmao+psych dudebros, some of them would do 5-10 hits of LSD but I never did more than 1, and spaced it out to keep tolerance low

Well the dude I was supposed to hang out with my first time trippin' on 'em egged me on to take more... Then the fucker goes and crashes out like a bitch and leaves me to trip balls alone! Soooo not even right.
I've heard too many stories, some of them sound like a lot of fun, but the potential of a bad trip has always made me keep my distance... I might could have been convinced in my younger years, but no way now. I hear some people have flashbacks too after doing so much, is that true?

I've never really had "flashbacks" i just remember it very vividly. that first trip is more vivid than almost any given week or month of my life. It is definitely intense, and that first time I didn't have a tripsitter which was stupid and I'd just finished a very ugly breakup, and I watched a scary movie the night before that stuck with me, so all those things combined to poison the first 1/3 of the trip or so, I also had never done any psychs and it was a gummy my roommate gave me and he wasn't sure if it would even work because he had been given it for a hat-pin at a show, so a big part of my freakout was I thought it wouldnt do anything, tried to sleep, then couldn't and felt scared and weird, got up looked at myself in the mirror and saw eyes that were all pupils and I was like "OH thank god, this is just the drug" I still felt freaked out for a while until I watched a comfy sitcom I remembered from childhood and then it turned really nice after that.

Worst moment was seeing one of those big palmetto bugs crawl up the wall and I cannot remember it as anything but the size of a football, I know it was real and not that size IRL but that's what it looked like and still does in my memory. I also got really attached to the turtle and my roommate ended up giving him to me, I still have him.

>tried to sleep, then couldn't and felt scared and weird

I should say, I jerked off to help me sleep and then felt that in so doing I had summoned the devil and he was lurking in my bedroom, and the cockroach was in the hall right outside my bedroom, so even after the trip turned good that whole hallway and bedroom became like, the cave of darkness in the empire strikes back, I wanted nothing to do with it for several days after and just slept on the couch instead.

I used to have a buddy in high school who had done a ton of the stuff, he would tell me about the flashback, just be walking along in the hallways and see a couple kissing, out of the corner of his eye their heads would morph into lizard heads eating each other and junk. Wasn't sure if he was for real or full of shit though.
I've heard not to go into a trip with any shit like that going on or go into it with negative thoughts/feelings.
Well that's awesome that you made a friend in the turtle during a trip, what's his name?

that kind of flashback shit, I've heard some people having that, I never did and probably because I never overdid it, I tried to really pace myself with anything stronger than weed (part of why I hate benzos and addy is I couldn't pace myself with either) for various reasons. My roommates never talked about that, but they could've just been lucky.

And yeah, it's very psychological, like, I tried watching cartoons at first and watched Adventure Time for about 30 seconds before I noped the fuck out of that because it was too weird. I went to 420chan for advice and they helped me out a lot, that was why I went for a comfy sitcom reruns to chill out and basically forget about the horror movie (VHS 2, whence my "summoning the devil" scenario) and the cockroach and all that.

His name was "Turt" when I got him, I amended it to Turt Russel after the actor.

Oh yeah, some kind user at 420chan posted a pic of a cute gril in the same style as pic related (diff pic though) and I became convinced she was some kind of fairy deity living in the pecan tree over my back porch, and that she was protecting me and that helped too. I remember going out there in the rain and just kind of leaning into the wet leaves and hugging the tree. It probably sounds retarded but this still has an emotional effect on me, remembering all this

>tfw I live in what is supposed to be trap central
>still no qt3.14 trap gf

I just want to dominate a cute trap while whispering affectionate things into there ear.

>>do you like to get fucked in bp
never tried, might
>>or fuck cute bois in bp?
if he was cute i bet i could do this
>>are you a crossdressing faggot?
i bought panties once but it wasn't for me. you really need to shave.
>>what is your favorite recreational narcotic?
'erryday

>tfw I live in what is supposed to be trap central

what even is that, san francisco or something

>'erryday

which one or ones though fag

>which one or ones though fag
weed obviously

how is this not obvious. who does heroin literally everyday.

Any more pics?

>who does heroin literally everyday.

kek honestly most people who do heroin, but fair enough

can i suck your dick?

it's better than heroin i swear

mmmm ok

asl

>inb4 "17/m/australia"

sup

28/m/arizona

m-moar?
s-sauce?

I think it had a lot to do with him doing so much at an early age when his brain was still developing n' junk honestly.

Yeah, I think most cartoons are probably too fast paced and colorful for a fun or relaxing trip on LSD or something.

Heheh, Turt Russel, love it.

No, it doesn't sound retarded at all, I can understand the sensation of a thought like that helping to calm ya down and put ya in a happy place.

Nice hair and feminine face. Any with clothes on?

yet another GAY thread outside /lgbt/

everyone is bisexual

That looks like aleks (immortalHD) from cow chop...

what i hate about lgbt:

non-binary genders

Yeah, that was the other thing, I was probably 24 before I even started smoking weed more than very rarely and 24-25 when I did lsd for the first time. All my roommates started smoking weed like 14 or so, I always wondered what kind of effect on IQ it had.

Adventure Time is kind of trippy even when sober it was just too fast and weird for me. I guess you need to be more experienced than first time to appreciate trippy cartoons.

And yeah, the guy who posted it was liked, smart enough to kind of suggest the idea like "she will protect you" and it just made sense and worked.

30/m/Georgia, at least you're closer than Australia lol

Sadly, I have neither

I also don't know who he is tbh, I have various folders of pics gathered from here and elsewhere

EVERYONE hates that tbhon

curb stomp your queer ass. kys faggot.

>30/m/Georgia, at least you're closer than Australia lol
You drive here. I have a bed and air conditioning and a Tenga i want to share.

i have no money and i might run out of hormones so im bummed out

prostitute yourself, you're passable

i actually got this from reddit and i feel it should be posted, here ya gogo

what is a tenga

wait is it some kind of sex toy

post your pic on /legbutt/ and trigger the hons please, your bone-structure alone is to die for

early transitioner?

>what is a tenga
>wait is it some kind of sex toy
it's the best ersatz vagina i have tried

hi lolol

>no face

I posted mine, faggot

I have literally never used an ersatz vagina except one made out of a latex glove and other things using teenage ingenuity.

Also my ersatz aunt lives in Arizona now that I think of it..

Why though?

idk id be open to it but realistically its too intimidating to try
i used to namefag a lot on /lgbt/
most of them are prettier than me and will probably live happier lives than me so i don't think i'm in any position to trigger

To fap of course

not him but because you're cute dumbass I already told you. phone blocking you're face but you look like that nazi catboy in the BDM uniform

>most of them are prettier than me

lel, maybe back in the day hon, have you been there recently

yes i am unironically ironically honposting

>Back in college
>Get drunk at party
>Start hitting on chick
>We about to leave together
>Someone tries to tell me not to
>Get back to her place
>She immediately whips my dick out
>10/10 bj
>Time to fuck
>Goimg to town on her from behind
>Pass out right after cumming in her
>Wake up next morning hung over
>Go for round two
>Notice the tiny feminine penis
>Oh fuck I'm gay now
>My dicks logic was "you did it once, do it again"
>Fuck again
>Have breakfast
>Both he and I told everyone who asked I panicked when I saw the dick and left
>We kept fucking for the rest of the term
>Without even telling me he transferred colleges
>Have only fucked chicks since

Wew, i don't really e-whore after my /hm/ incident, sorry my dude

Yeah its just hard to accept compliments, my bad, also sorry about leaving convo just walked to University.

>I have literally never used an ersatz vagina except one made out of a latex glove and other things using teenage ingenuity.
I will tell you what it feels so much better than homebrew solutions

Probably feels great if someone is kissing you at the same time

>>Probably feels great if someone is kissing you at the same time

well, that sounds really hot tbh user

>also sorry about leaving convo just walked to University.

did you sign up for 8 am classes lmao you're supposed to learn not to do that after freshman year

>idk id be open to it but realistically its too intimidating to try
specify no black guys, kek
ask for a pic. i sent mine. it's a risk but it was worth it. she was cautious, i get it. then you know what you're getting into.

>well, that sounds really hot tbh user
that's how friends share masturbatory devices

I'm a Bong my dude, England 4lyfe

You an amerifag?

You're cuter than me and I'm 20 if it makes you feel better

>You an amerifag?

yes, oh, so it's like noon there or some shit lol. always were a lot of cute femboys and traps from bongland for whatever reason

I had no idea

I'm bretty neurotic about my appearance but thnx user, are you some variety of femme

>faggot?

TAKE IT TO /LGBT/ FAGGOT

Probably cause England is one of the most LGBT friendly places there is from what i know, i came out as a faggot at 15 and not even any jokes in my school, was p good tbh, still god bullied for other shit tho kek