Is this the perfect turd?
>thick
>firm
>shiny
>that texture
>chocolatey brown colouration
Is this the perfect turd?
...
looks to flakey and dry, not sloppy enough.
weak
Fuck off
It's not bad. As long as it's not too runny it's a good du imo.
Literal shit-post. As in, a post about shit. So, shit-posting shit. Damn that's shitty.
Okay
It's no Andy Sixx log.
5/7
Get out fag
Yes.
Yes, this is the perfect turd.
I'm glad you agree, fellow of good taste.
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Kill yourself
Dubs logged
Throat clogged
This one is better
It's a good one but it's a bit too wet and looks rather bumpy on the end.
Perfect if you live constipated
that shit looks like an anus recker
That's probably why the anus looks purple and haemorrhoid-ridden.
>lovely
I'm not constipated I just like the thickest loads.
Why are you so offended by big loads?
No offence here, boss?!
On the contrary, I love purple and haemorrhoid-ridden anuses pushing out big loads!
>I love purple and haemorrhoid-ridden anuses
You seem mad. Are you just bitter that you only like weak small turds?
>Is this the perfect turd?
nah this is
Too soft and greenish.
>Too soft
that's a optimal poop if you're healthy and the green just means she eats plenty of leafy veggies.
If you're passing chunky shits that look like rocks glued together then you're eating like shit
>that's a optimal poop if you're healthy and the green just means she eats plenty of leafy veggies.
Green poop looks gross though.
>If you're passing chunky shits that look like rocks glued together then you're eating like shit
Dude, it's not about my own crap, it's about what I think looks appealing coming out of a chick. I like turds to look solid with texture and a rich brown colour.