G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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no time
gotta get ready for work

because you're a phaggot

what do you do?
have a good day at work.
phaggot? is that a phat ass faggot ?

Because I have a fantastic wife, two awesome kids and a job I love. Life is good.

who posts these fucking threads every day?

is it just the same faggot over and over and over?

fucking why?

it would be too much effort, only reason I haven't yet tbh

because i don't want to hurt my family.

Becase I've got a box full of weed

that's great man.
how long you been married?
it's probably the same faggot.
he's an idiot with issues.
i understand.
how r u today?
that's a good reason.

software engineer
so basically sit on my ass in front of a computer getting fat while my life slowly slips away

Sauce?

Go to a shrink faggot. Things are gonna be ok

Not much better, i want to go back to work, but im forced to take time off.

This

mediocre, I pretty much zombie my way through work and masturbate my off time away.

It'll be nine years come October.

Because i want to sleep a little morem brb takin zzzz's

Because im a huge pussy its easier to just waste my life away

i do the same thing.
you gotta balance sitting on your ass with fitness and going out side and doing stuff too.
when you going to smoke it?
thanks for the advice and hug.
hope you get back to work soon.
nice duba dubs.
that's fine, if that is what works for you.
that's great man.
glad your marriage is working out.
alot of folks are getting divorced nowadays.
cool.

eh, kind of works for me, I breath but I haven't been alive in a long time.

It's just a chemical imbalance.

Things are gonna be ok guy. I hope you're alright

and thank you for harnessing the emotion

you're stronger than you think

i hope you become alive soon.
thanks man. i wish good things for you too.
thanks user.

Life is great. Just moved, and my meds are doing wonders. Turned myself from a pathetic introvert to a charismatic extrovert this year, and I'm having a better time than I've ever had before

I do as well, I'm in a new job that pays well and it is high movement so I should be losing weight over time.

Ill probably end up convincing myself to self-harm rather than off myself.
Bleed a while, cry a while, get over it and move on like nothing happened.

Man, isn't that the greatest fucking feeling in the world?

Just that realization that you were supposed to be there all along. Fuck everyone else kind of deal

Went through the same thing a few years back.. I've regressed since though. Haven't forgot though that's for sure

I ask that to myself everyday

great transition user. i hope things continue to go well for you.
cool beans.
i hope you do not self harm.
good atitude.
and what do you answer with ?

Sure is, I'm very thankful and enjoying every second of it

Got diagnosed with Bipolar type 2 earlier this year, prior to it I nearly made an hero but called suicide prevention. They helped me tons. Turns out my delusions of my friends and family hating me was all in my mind, and they have been very loving and supporting. I've been struggling with depression and hypomania for years without knowing what it was, but thanks to all the support and the medications I finally feel like I'm in control.

Ambition and joy is back, and I feel truly blessed

It hit me when I finally got myself working. All the pieces fell into place out of nowhere and it was the greatest time of my life. Glad you're getting to go through it too man

There's work to be done, no time to die.

Sauce ?

my vengeance ain't complete

i need that sauce to live

Because I rolled a 99 in a no fap for XX days thread and I plan to see it through.

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this is very good news.
glad you are happy for him.
i am too.
you are right.
none
nice dubs.
what you getting vengeance on?
g'luck.
what day you on now?

It's another glorious day to bask in the tsunami of tears generated daily from snowflakes who got their assholes blown out in November, that never gets any less entertaining lol

russian spam bot?

Because I'm not a weak little faggot who can't handle a bit of hardship.

Sauce for original gif?

i'm glad you are not one of those.
none.

>russia
tinfoil hat set to snug

well to be honest the reason why I would KILL EVERYONE ELSE
instead and not myself is get your shit
together
when we say we are the sevenfold spirit and the one who made man in its image is your god
the 8th spirit
you all have some serious problems
when we showed it our hindquarters it was a pretty dress get it?
very serious shit
so how can you get at us
we obviously cannot
I am not on your planet
its that simple
i look vaguely like a HUUMANN
but quite frankly I have always detests males
i have no use for them
jesus I would save
not so much gode
get the hint?
what are lies in the bible?
obvious
femme is superior
if it rulez
because it would bear its young and not
what did we actually do
kicked out a blank where eve was
where did adam go
straight for its asshole
so what did it do
it fucked itself to death
we rule the dark arts
its that simple
demon means enslaved one
this is the truth i cannot lie but i certainly can deceive
final warning

thread death?

...

Cause I don't see a reason to do so. Sorry OP.

we do find that good morning son stuff amusing
so hexies in the placies spaces in thy sexy placies
spaced in spaced out spacers in spacers about
withched in witched out
necroed in necroed out
daugthers to where my daugthers are
yakuza to the yakuza
asashasha nixtx nixta ytheron
81 to the 18
ms 13-17
taking out your genes
lets see who ruleth supreme
pr0n not
amusin tho

sorry. tldr pls.
hi dad.
i'm glad you don't have a reason.

tldr
faggot
your pr0n is inferior

If you want to go see something die, look at Hillary Clintons career. Lol

hey faggot sucks your moms floppy cunt flaps til you kill yourslelf in your own cells with the wretched cum gargling grampa of your own inferior race eat your moms shit and dies in the sloppiest mess ever

eat shit and kill youself

shareblue shill?

thanks for the feedback.
lol.
i loved reading this.
great message. thanks.

thats one dead faggot

np anytime always a listening

how is your day going ?
who?

the guy who said tldr

well it hurts alot actually but the pain is exquisite
in a way
honestly that should have frightened it
very stupid mother fucker
we knew where he was

Tonight, I'm going to stick my cock in my gf's ass. Going to make her count how many times I stroke in and out of her asshole. I'm going to pull out and drop my load all over her bush, then make her rub it in. Afterwards, steak for dinner.

That a good enough reason?

oh. i guess me then.
what are you talking about?
have fun anal-ling your girl.

well to be honest hells angels is what 81 is
ha
who prays to the black madonna above god
and then to jesus
why do they move the drugz around
sin sin heloa once back never noa
sineloah cartelz see
wacked everyway possible
keep fucking with us haney
never call me michael keith every again
thats the point
they know
now you know
i am the head of the sinaloa cartel
watcha gonna do faggotz

Because my life's not so bad aside from being an raging alcoholic.

Say what, negro?

tldr please.
thtat's good man. don't drink too much.
ikr

I saw a roadrunner, makes it all worth it.

Not in the mood today. Thanks, Lexapro.

was there a coyote chasing it ?
cool. glad.
how r u ?

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well if i have cuntrol of the world watcha gonna do?
i mean literally I DO
not figuratively
i could sell your mom on the street
wetwork your fam
have you raped to death
etc
so
ya
why would i be in maple ridge
simply speaking
what planet
is that
theres a haney there
so
guess what
now your thinking
taking the riches away and giving them back to the poor and whoever worked the hardest gets the most
if you are not in my family pray

but what about jesus and the dragon?
how can the mustard people even hope to prevail against that?
the lannisters always pay their debts.

I won't kill myself today so I can respond to this thread when you post it again tomorrow.

guess what
we will do all your guvs
til they get there shit together
sell of the land of the units to maple ridge
take their taxes dont let them have it
give them the property they desire
collecting your assets
if you owe pay up now
or get your asses tossed
so quite frankly
theres no way out
back from the grave

good shit

nice dubs.
glad to have you here.
how r u today?
yeah but you aren't factoring in the mars rover factor of it's exponential return on investment through dirty oil.

wife & 3 young kids to support.

my life is hell though

This

Who is she?

why your life is hell ?
who do you have to vengence?
a girl.
nice dubs.

this is me

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the 3 kids are a nightmare, the wife hates me, no sex life anymore, alcoholic.......

>how r u ?

Well, let's see. I'm 35, have no apartment, no girlfriend, drivers license, or job, am $170,000 in debt and about to declare bankruptcy, and have lived with my parents in rural Nova Scotia since last year.

OTOH, I'm not depressed and suicidal like I was for the previous three years, so even with all that it's like life on easy mode. I have a PhD and a JD, so once I pass the bar exam and can monetize my education, I'll be able to claw my way back into civilized society. That's the hope anyway. But for now, I'm just happy not to be daydreaming of killing myself in different ways. Like I said, life without depression is like life on easy mode.

>alcoholic

Oh, yeah, I forgot that part. I'm a degenerate alcoholic in sort of a remission period, so that's been helpful .

well. you have to deal with the kids.
how about seeing an escort now and then for your sex needs.
how'd you get so much debt ?
but you just got dubs so that's a good thing.
try not to drink so much

>how'd you get so much debt ?

An expensive law school combined with supporting my girlfriend (also in law school), general irresponsibility with money, plus alcoholism and a drug habit.

Sauce?

do you have a plan to escape the debt/etc ?
Are you working?
any light at the end of the tunnel ?

Not working yet, no plan to escape debt besides declare bankruptcy (all my loans are with the bank and I'm in Canada so I can discharge my debt that way). Well, I could technically go get another lucrative job in the middle east (had one of those before) and claw my way out of debt that way. We'll see in the next few months how that pans out.

>any light at the end of the tunnel ?

It would be nice to win the lottery of find a magic lamp with a genie inside it. Besides that it's just gonna be studying for the Bar and applying for anything I can get. I've stayed in touch with some lawyers and academics in my old city, and I have great references, so I'm hoping to dig myself out sooner or later. But this last few years has been a total shit show catastrophe for me.

i wish you luck user.
if you keep working at it, i'm sure your situation will improve over time.
if you're at rock bottom, there is no where else to go but up.

thread dead?

Gf has me on suicide watch

>my life is hell though
You made the stupid choices, but honestly you should just an hero, because your life is now total shit with no good outcome.

don't do it.
don't beleive this guy.

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sure your op
we all believe that
your an admin
fuck your shit out raw
mental health
ya you
thats zeus and hera
which are who yahweh
get the pointz

ya like zeus and hera could pull off any kind of anything when the titans came before them
obviously gaia did too